Berzerk Wrote:1) Find someone on Maple

2) Stalk them, wherever they go. Make sure you're faster than them.

3) When they stop, claim you're their friend. Use crappy grammar and no caps.

4) Don't stop

5) If they stop moving/talking, claim they're a "shitty friend".

6) ????????

7) Profit.

Quote:- Hack and KS n00bs in the beginner areas with a high level character.
- Repeatedly tell them that they have AIDS.
- Claim a popular area and spam "CC PLZ" to everyone.
- Whisper to the people in wedding announcements and tell them that their future e-spouse is ugly, and or, has cheated on them with another e-lover. (Give them the name of a random person you have passed by for added lulz)
- Play a drop game (A game in which you and other players drop rare items to show off to each other) and use a "vac hack" (A hack in which all items on screen will come to you for grabbing instantly) to grab the items. You then proceed to log off, keeping the hard earned items forever. This leaves the other players cutting themselves in sadness and anger.
>Often players will drop rare items by themselves so they can show off and be papayagots. While they are doing this, snatch their crap, and when they ask,"GIVE BACK!", tell them they are stupid papayagots and deserve to get their items snatched.
- Go into the wedding area, Amoria, and spam "LOOKING FOR PQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" repeatedly.
- Go into the Free Market, and spam "B> Fame 20k fame then trade me@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@". Then, go into Menu > Game Options and turn off trade requests. Continue spamming.
- Spam trade/party invites as much as possible.
- Make fun of asians, this will result in the thousand nations of the asian empire descending upon you, Srsly.
- Spam on megaphones (or anywhere near a crowd of people, word spreads quickly amongst the maplers) how much you dislike anime, preferably Naruto or any anime on adult swim.
- Call someone a n00b despite the fact you might be 20-30 levels lower than that person. Also, calling someone with a srsly high level a hacker generally leads to their guild threatening to kill you irl. Bonus points for doing it on a pomegranatety fan-forum.
- Repeatedly ask "MESAR PL0X?!?!" to anyone that walks by, and don't stop until that person logs off.
- B>(buy) all the pomegranate you can see and destroy it all, inflating the e-conomy.
- Go to a MapleStory forum and make a new thread entitled "______ should be NX-only!", with the blank being something like "New Maps", "Level 70 Weapons", or "Zakum Helms". It works every time.
- Convince your guild-mates to stalk and ks a high level player.
- Always threaten ks-war on every map--even if you're just walking through.
- Always defame every high level character you see. Be sure to immediately log off to prevent retaliatory defames.
- Have players apologize for you killing their monster.
- Players get extremely derailed if you megaphone something bad about them, which usually makes them spend more of their own their parent's money to refute the message.
- If a player tells you to 'cc plz,' continue to follow/ks until they give you mesos.
- Take off all your gear and beg for mesos/gear/potions--proceed to play like this until someone generous comes along.
- Make up sentences which includes Nexon, Wizet, GM's etc. For example, azn chinks eats dogs! Niggers stinks of pomegranate, you cant tell the difference!
- ????
- PROFIT!