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Pick-up lines - Choo Choo Train - 2010-02-13

Post 'em here.

Pick-up lines - sicnarf - 2010-02-13

I choo-choo-choose you.

Pick-up lines - Sarah - 2010-02-13

I love fat women so I'm really into you.

Pick-up lines - stachowiak - 2010-02-13

baby you turn me on like a light switch

Pick-up lines - TøbiasBlack - 2010-02-13



Pick-up lines - PirateIzzy - 2010-02-13

You turn my software into hardware.

Pick-up lines - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-13

I would love to unleash my power from within my PokePants and PeekAtChu.

Pick-up lines - Hazzy - 2010-02-13

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Pick-up lines - Bacon - 2010-02-13

ARE YOUR PARENTS HAITIAN?

'CAUSE I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU.i

Pick-up lines - xAyakoCx - 2010-02-13

People chairs are for people.

Pick-up lines - Beg - 2010-02-13

I don't believe we've met before, the name's [name]. Would you like to partake in sexual intercourse with me sometime tonight?

Pick-up lines - DarkPwnage - 2010-02-13

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie-pop?

Plumbers are red
Hedgehogs are blue
Would you hit start
And be my player 2?

Pick-up lines - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-02-13

Bacon Wrote:ARE YOU HAITIAN?

'CAUSE I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD.i

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Hey baby, lets make a baby.

Pick-up lines - sicnarf - 2010-02-13

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Pick-up lines - PirateIzzy - 2010-02-13

Hi. I'm Mr. Flintstone, and I'm going to make your bed rock.

Pick-up lines - Bacon - 2010-02-13

ARE YOU FROM IRAQ?

'CAUSE I THINK YOU DA BOOOOMB.i

Pick-up lines - sicnarf - 2010-02-14

Bacon Wrote:ARE YOU FROM IRAQ?

'CAUSE I THINK YOU DA BOOOOMB.i

ARE YOU FROM JAMAICA?

'CAUSE JAMAICAN ME CRAZY.i

Pick-up lines - Link - 2010-02-14

Nice shoes. Wanna f'uck?


Nice boobs. Wanna f'uck?


Nice cock. Wanna f'uck? (loltransexuals)

Pick-up lines - Atuan - 2010-02-14

No toyota pickup lines yet?
[SIZE="7"]GIRL, DO YOU WORK FOR TOYOTA? 'CAUSE YOU MAKIN' ME GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON[/SIZE]

Pick-up lines - Link - 2010-02-14

How about you and I go behind a rock and get a little bolder?

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

Do you want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it!

You know, I'm an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus!