Sticky fingers - Printable Version

Sticky fingers - Printable Version

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Sticky fingers - Derimed - 2009-10-04

Soooo I went to a local video store that's going out of business and they're selling all their movies. They're holding a movie for me till the end, and they sell it it to me. Before I talked to the clerk, this guy comes out of the back (the pron section,) and he's got like 10 pron DVDs in his hands. The clerk, exasperated, started to tell him he can't keep doing this $hit becuase there are people in the store; so apparently these are not the first 10 sticky videos he's gotten. I lawled so hard when I got back in my car.

Sticky fingers - Bacon - 2009-10-04

When I first read the title, I had an idea in my mind.

I was not disappointed.

Sticky fingers - kingdj333 - 2009-10-04

Bacon Wrote:When I first read the title, I had an idea in my mind.

I was not disappointed.

Same here, I still don't understand what he's saying... Did the guy steal the videos or just walk out in public with the videos in his hands???

Sticky fingers - byakugan - 2009-10-04

kingdj333 Wrote:Same here, I still don't understand what he's saying... Did the guy steal the videos or just walk out in public with the videos in his hands???

The second I believe.

Sticky fingers - Bacon - 2009-10-04

kingdj333 Wrote:Same here, I still don't understand what he's saying... Did the guy steal the videos or just walk out in public with the videos in his hands???

What are you talking about? I meant that I understood exactly what the thread was going to be about.

Summary of this thread: Jizz.

Sticky fingers - Derimed - 2009-10-04

kingdj333 Wrote:Same here, I still don't understand what he's saying... Did the guy steal the videos or just walk out in public with the videos in his hands???

"Hi, Mr. Johnson clerk, and the other people waiting in line, can I please purchase Mary Ramrodded, Huge Tits 1000, Malignant Pussynoma, and Weapons of Ass Destruction?"

Sticky fingers - sky54264 - 2009-10-04

This is why basement dwellers shouldn't leave the basement.

Sticky fingers - FrozNlite - 2009-10-04

sky54264 Wrote:This is why basement dwellers shouldn't leave the basement.

True that. They made the internets for people like them.

Wait, I'm sure it was the other way around...

Sticky fingers - DeanNim - 2009-10-05

FrozNlite Wrote:True that. They made the internets for people like them.

Wait, I'm sure it was the other way around...

mo. internet, srz businiz

Sticky fingers - IllegallySane - 2009-10-05

Quantact Wrote:"Hi, Mr. Johnson clerk, and the other people waiting in line, can I please purchase Mary Ramrodded, Huge Tits 1000, Malignant Pussynoma, and Weapons of Ass Destruction?"

This is probably why I can't see myself buying porno videos. It's a hurricane of puns. I'd be too busy laughing at that in combination with the usual cheesy lines to get myself hard enough for 5 minutes.

Sticky fingers - VladTheLvr - 2009-10-05

And here I was thinking this thread is going to be about super glue.

I am disappointed.

Sticky fingers - Combattente - 2009-10-05

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Sticky fingers - Rob - 2009-10-05

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