Captain Bones - Printable Version

Captain Bones - Printable Version

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Captain Bones - Cancambo - 2009-09-09

So I was sitting at the bus stop and a homeless guy walks up to me. He had a thick beard, raggedy T-shirt and camouflage pants. He had a long beard and was wearing a green cap and was pushing a shopping cart aroudn that was full of recyclables.

*Stares at me for a few seconds*

"Sorry, I thought you were my friend. The name's Captain Bones, ask anyone around here, they know me. Nice to meet you, now I must be on my way."

He saluted me with a grin from ear to ear and walked away and stumbled and hit his cart into a tree. Then recovered and just kept walking.

Man, homeless people are cool/weird.

Captain Bones - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-09

TehMatt Wrote:So I was sitting at the bus stop and a homeless guy walks up to me. He had a thick beard, raggedy T-shirt and camouflage pants. He had a long beard and was wearing a green cap and was pushing a shopping cart aroudn that was full of recyclables.

*Stares at me for a few seconds*

"Sorry, I thought you were my friend. The name's Captain Bones, ask anyone around here, they know me. Nice to meet you, now I must be on my way."

He saluted me with a grin from ear to ear and walked away and stumbled and hit his cart into a tree. Then recovered and just kept walking.

Man, homeless people are cool/weird.

homeless people, they are cool and wierd.

Captain Bones - SlayerZach - 2009-09-09

TobiasBlack Wrote:homeless people, they are cool and wierd.

Captain Bones - Chompy - 2009-09-09

homeless people, they give cheap handjobs and blowjobs. Glitter

Captain Bones - SlayerZach - 2009-09-09

Chompy Wrote:homeless people, they give cheap handjobs and blowjobs.

Captain Bones - MasPan - 2009-09-10

[color="#cc8899"]There is someone near here referred to as "The bag lady."
Her signature move is as follows

1. She always has around 15-20 purses/bags with her.
2. She sets each bag down on a sidewalk square (all on the same one)
3. She systematically, 1 by 1, moves them to a new square.
4. She systermatically, 1 by 1, returns them to the old square.

She always hangs out on the same street too.[/COLOR]

Captain Bones - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-10

Good question; If a homeless/begger has a car, and to be more specific, an older Voltswagon "twinkie" van, is it even fair to call them homeless? And why should they get money when they actually have a car? a-@ (more might be explained in the Angry Dome at some point)

Captain Bones - Cancambo - 2009-09-10

Today while I was going home from school I saw a barbecue for the homeless. There was like 10 homeless guys behind a 7-11 and they was grilling. I have no idea how they got the makings/grill though.

Captain Bones - Loose - 2009-09-11

Captain Bones?

Does he live in Chicago/Illinois?

Captain Bones - Rick - 2009-09-11

My city is quite small, so we have an official town hobo. His name is Speedy. Of course, he walks around really fast. He is also usually seen carrying a huge stereo with him. Every so often he puts the stereo down and starts dancing. I mean really goin' for it. I'm not sure if he knows, but the stereo is broken and there is no music... The funny thing about Speedy is he is rich. He won the lottery a while back, but he doesn't know. It's in the care of the mental hospital, who give him a bit every day. He sat beside me on the bus once, he smells funny.

Captain Bones - Cancambo - 2009-09-11

Loose Wrote:Captain Bones?

Does he live in Chicago/Illinois?

No, Captain Bones lives in Santa Clarita, California.

Captain Bones - Chompy - 2009-09-11

RDal Wrote:My city is quite small, so we have an official town hobo. His name is Speedy. Of course, he walks around really fast. He is also usually seen carrying a huge stereo with him. Every so often he puts the stereo down and starts dancing. I mean really goin' for it. I'm not sure if he knows, but the stereo is broken and there is no music... The funny thing about Speedy is he is rich. He won the lottery a while back, but he doesn't know. It's in the care of the mental hospital, who give him a bit every day. He sat beside me on the bus once, he smells funny.

Sounds like a Lifetime movie Glitter

Captain Bones - ablu2 - 2009-09-11

RDal Wrote:My city is quite small, so we have an official town hobo. His name is Speedy. Of course, he walks around really fast. He is also usually seen carrying a huge stereo with him. Every so often he puts the stereo down and starts dancing. I mean really goin' for it. I'm not sure if he knows, but the stereo is broken and there is no music... The funny thing about Speedy is he is rich. He won the lottery a while back, but he doesn't know. It's in the care of the mental hospital, who give him a bit every day. He sat beside me on the bus once, he smells funny.

Why hasnt anyone told him he won the lottery?

Captain Bones - DeanNim - 2009-09-11

ablu2 Wrote:Why hasnt anyone told him he won the lottery?

Better to give him abit everyday than giving him all and spent in one day.

Captain Bones - ablu2 - 2009-09-11

DeanNim Wrote:Better to give him abit everyday than giving him all and spent in one day.

At least when he runs out of money he will know how to be a hobo.

Captain Bones - Rick - 2009-09-11

ablu2 Wrote:Why hasnt anyone told him he won the lottery?

I don't think he's capable of conversation anymore.