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I suppose, walking home from a well-paying job to your wife who had just accidentally a coca-cola bottle, you'd have a feeling that you're just not quite large enough. You get very angry when you walk in to see your wife performing such an act.

You call your bestest buddy and say to him, "My wife just accidentally a coca-cola bottle!"

"Oh god, I'm so sorry." Your buddy reassures, "Is the bottle okay?"

You respond, "No, no. You don't understand. The bottle was full."

A raspy gasp comes from the other end of the phone. "Full!?"

"Full! Come over, quick. You've gotta help me." You hang up the phone.

You pick up the phone again and dial 911.

"911 Emergency."

"Yes! I need an ambulance immediately."

"What's the problem sir?"

"My wife just accidentally a coca-cola bottle. She needs help."

"She what?"

"Hold on, let me walk to where she is." You cover the mouthpiece with your hand and hurry frantically to your poor wife in the bedroom.

"Sir, can you describe the situation?"

"She accidentallyed. There's syrup everywhere. The bottle was full."

"Full, sir?"

"Full."

"Sir, if you cannot be serious with me then..."

"I'm being completely serious." You hear a few knocks at the door. "Hold on, my buddy is here. Let me get the door."

You run to the front door and open it. Dan dashes into the room. "Is she okay? IS SHE OKAY?"

"Shhhh!" You say, "I'm on the phone with 911."

"There's no need. I brought an empty coca-cola bottle."

"An empty coca-cola bottle?"

"An empty coca-cola bottle."

You put the phone to your ear, "Ma'am, there's no more need to send an ambulance. Dan, my buddy here, has an empty coca-cola bottle."

"Sir, what exactly happened?"

You hung up the phone.

Sweet relief.

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 Spoiler

I suppose, walking home from a well-paying job to your wife who had just accidentally a coca-cola bottle, you'd have a feeling that you're just not quite large enough. You get very angry when you walk in to see your wife performing such an act.

You call your bestest buddy and say to him, "My wife just accidentally a coca-cola bottle!"

"Oh god, I'm so sorry." Your buddy reassures, "Is the bottle okay?"

You respond, "No, no. You don't understand. The bottle was full."

A raspy gasp comes from the other end of the phone. "Full!?"

"Full! Come over, quick. You've gotta help me." You hang up the phone.

You pick up the phone again and dial 911.

"911 Emergency."

"Yes! I need an ambulance immediately."

"What's the problem sir?"

"My wife just accidentally a coca-cola bottle. She needs help."

"She what?"

"Hold on, let me walk to where she is." You cover the mouthpiece with your hand and hurry frantically to your poor wife in the bedroom.

"Sir, can you describe the situation?"

"She accidentallyed. There's syrup everywhere. The bottle was full."

"Full, sir?"

"Full."

"Sir, if you cannot be serious with me then..."

"I'm being completely serious." You hear a few knocks at the door. "Hold on, my buddy is here. Let me get the door."

You run to the front door and open it. Dan dashes into the room. "Is she okay? IS SHE OKAY?"

"Shhhh!" You say, "I'm on the phone with 911."

"There's no need. I brought an empty coca-cola bottle."

"An empty coca-cola bottle?"

"An empty coca-cola bottle."

You put the phone to your ear, "Ma'am, there's no more need to send an ambulance. Dan, my buddy here, has an empty coca-cola bottle."

"Sir, what exactly happened?"

You hung up the phone.

Sweet relief.

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