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Megan Fox, a man? - Myles - 2009-07-12
LOS ANGELES, CA The internet has been abuzz since this Sundays Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said I look like Alan Alda in drag. Im a tranny. Im a man.
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: shes really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and womens clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not cure him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called Megan Fox. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Foxs parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their childs career, theyd hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayeks figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Foxs chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/
Megan Fox, a man? - Amnesia - 2009-07-12
Woman so pretty cannot be a Man
Megan Fox, a man? - JoeTang - 2009-07-12
Quickly, someone update Wikipedia.
Megan Fox, a man? - Sarah - 2009-07-12
I like that they took the time to draw in stubble on the picture in the link hahaha. 5-o'-clock shadow??? SHE REALLY IS A MAN!!!
Megan Fox, a man? - ItachiPower - 2009-07-12
The internet is scary. Don't tell me Megan Fox had a voice change too.
Megan Fox, a man? - Razzberry - 2009-07-12
Is this for real?
I always thought she was pretty ugly....
Megan Fox, a man? - Providence - 2009-07-12
Speed Bump Wrote:Is this for real?The source is Weekly World News, so no. XD
I always thought she was pretty ugly....
Megan Fox, a man? - crewe127 - 2009-07-12
Myles Wrote:LOS ANGELES, CA The internet has been abuzz since this Sundays Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said I look like Alan Alda in drag. Im a tranny. Im a man.
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: shes really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and womens clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not cure him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called Megan Fox. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Foxs parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their childs career, theyd hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayeks figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Foxs chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/
That's from January 14th. It's fake.
Megan Fox, a man? - WhiteKnight - 2009-07-12
She's too hot to be a man.
Megan Fox, a man? - xBTAx - 2009-07-12
That's cold, man.
Megan Fox, a man? - Johnnywup - 2009-07-12
ARE YOU SAYING I FAPPED TO A MAN???? Aaaah
Megan Fox, a man? - Stereo - 2009-07-12
Johnnywup Wrote:ARE YOU SAYING I FAPPED TO A MAN???? Aaaah
Even if it were true (WWN? lols) does it really matter? If that's what she wants to be then that's who she is.:zzz:
Megan Fox, a man? - kingdj333 - 2009-07-13
Stereo Wrote:Even if it were true (WWN? lols) does it really matter? If that's what she wants to be then that's who she is.:zzz:
No No No!!! This is not exceptable!
He Fapped to a man, dude! this rips his pride away! (no offence to gays)Anyways my question is who is Megan Fox???
Megan Fox, a man? - xBTAx - 2009-07-13
kingdj333 Wrote:No No No!!! This is not exceptable!
Anyways my question is who is Megan Fox???
I think she's a furry.
Megan Fox, a man? - Vernacular - 2009-07-13
Megan Fox thinks Bi is hot.
Me and Megan must share a brain.
8r
Megan Fox, a man? - Narguz - 2009-07-13
If that's a man, I'd turn gay. Just for her.