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R.I.P. Billy Mays - Davidkun - 2009-06-28
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31596003/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001
Yeah so his wife found him unresponsive... :[
He was awesome!! </3
R.I.P. Billy Mays - lul. - 2009-06-28
Yea, yet another unexpected death. Wonder whos next, lol.
Although one of these already exist.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Davidkun - 2009-06-28
I don't go in the Funhouse section...
The ShamWow dude should die! Not Billy!! :[
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Dragon - 2009-06-28
Davidkun Wrote:I don't go in the Funhouse section...
The ShamWow dude should die! Not Billy!! :[
My mom jokingly said the ShamWow guy killed him.
But I agree (with your post). 
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Katie - 2009-06-28
It really should of been Vince the shamwow dude.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Loose - 2009-06-28
The stars are falling. : (
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Berzerk - 2009-06-28
Both him and Micheal Jackson were 50. It's kind of a strange occurrence.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Derimed - 2009-06-28
Loose Wrote:The stars are falling. : (
In all seriousness, that's true, I saw a falling star about a week ago. It was less than 1/2 a mile away from me in mid air, like a blue fireball.
If all of Hollywood dies, what will the National Enquirer and Daily Sun do?
Edit: it couldn't have been 1/2 a mile away, it was burning up in the atmosphere.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - xLeviathan - 2009-06-28
Quantact Wrote:In all seriousness, that's true, I saw a falling star about a week ago. It was less than 1/2 a mile away from me in mid air, like a blue fireball.
If all of Hollywood dies, what will the National Enquirer and Daily Sun do?
Edit: it couldn't have been 1/2 a mile away, it was burning up in the atmosphere.
Get real jobs that don't involve stalking and annoying people.
:zzz:
R.I.P. Billy Mays - SuGaRnSp1C3 - 2009-06-28
xLeviathan Wrote:Get real jobs that don't involve stalking and annoying people.
:zzz:
I concur... RIP Billy! I actually USE Oxyclean & Kaboom.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Milelke - 2009-06-28
What? NOOOOOO! I'll miss you guy who shouts on T.V.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Tykian - 2009-06-28
R.I.P David Carradine
R.I.P Ed McMahon
R.I.P Farrah Fawcett
R.I.P Michael Jackson
R.I.P Billie Mays
Whose next? -sob-
Joke:
At the gates of heaven, David Carradine was given a wish, he thought for a couple weeks, being a patient man, and finally decided that he would like to be entertained, after seeing how boring it was. So god killed Ed McMahon.
Ed McMahon, of course, got the same wish. Now being a spry old Comedian, It didn't take him long to know that only David Carradine for company was going to be dull. He wished for a beautiful, refined model. God, disapproving of Couples so different in age, decided an ex-model was acceptable. He killed Farrah Fawcett.
Farrah Fawcett, always trying to look good in the eye of the public, always loved children. When she arrived in heaven, she already knew what she would wish for, she asked god to make sure the children of the world, would be safe. God killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson, arriving in Heaven, found that god had restored his appearance. He was once again, of colored skin. Unhappy that all the pain and surgery had been in vain, he decided he would get it back, but of course, plastic surgery did not exist in heaven. He wished for a large supply of bleach, so that he could be white once more. God again complied, in a way he had became so accustom. God killed Billie Mays.
Billie Mays got to heaven, and the first words out of his mouth were: "BILLIE MAYS HERE!". Now after he was told he would be given a wish, Billie thought hard and he wished for
Spoiler
R.I.P. Billy Mays - holyforest - 2009-06-28
Tykian Wrote:R.I.P David Carradine
R.I.P Ed McMahon
R.I.P Farrah Fawcett
R.I.P Michael Jackson
R.I.P Billie Mays
Whose next? -sob-
Joke:
At the gates of heaven, David Carradine was given a wish, he thought for a couple weeks, being a patient man, and finally decided that he would like to be entertained, after seeing how boring it was. So god killed Ed McMahon.
Ed McMahon, of course, got the same wish. Now being a spry old Comedian, It didn't take him long to know that only David Carradine for company was going to be dull. He wished for a beautiful, refined model. God, disapproving of Couples so different in age, decided an ex-model was acceptable. He killed Farrah Fawcett.
Farrah Fawcett, always trying to look good in the eye of the public, always loved children. When she arrived in heaven, she already knew what she would wish for, she asked god to make sure the children of the world, would be safe. God killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson, arriving in Heaven, found that god had restored his appearance. He was once again, of colored skin. Unhappy that all the pain and surgery had been in vain, he decided he would get it back, but of course, plastic surgery did not exist in heaven. He wished for a large supply of bleach, so that he could be white once more. God again complied, in a way he had became so accustom. God killed Billie Mays.
Billie Mays got to heaven, and the first words out of his mouth were: "BILLIE MAYS HERE!". Now after he was told he would be given a wish, Billie thought hard and he wished forSpoiler
Good grief.
You are aware that Michael Jackson did not want to be white. He had vitiligo which causes depigmentation of the skin because melanocytes can't form or die prematurely, causing white blotches everywhere. He decided to bleach his skin so that he wouldn't be seen by the public and to speed up the vitiligo process at once instead of waiting for years for all of his skin to become white.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - Melancholy - 2009-06-28
Thinking about this all logically, I think this will end up just like Seven.
And now I feel bad making jokes about Billy Mays, which I used to do a lot. ._.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - butterfλi - 2009-06-29
![[Image: BillyMays.jpg]](http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a308/rutdas/BillyMays.jpg)
R.I.P. Billy Mays - GMSInfighter - 2009-06-29
How come no one says anything about Sky dying =(?
R.I.P. Billy Mays - MetaSeraphim - 2009-06-29
GMSInfighter Wrote:How come no one says anything about Sky dying =(?
I did.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - ItzTaylor - 2009-06-29
We still have Oxi-Clean!
Srsly this week is fked.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - MasPan - 2009-06-29
ItzTaylor Wrote:We still have Oxi-Clean!
Srsly this week is fked.
Technically Sunday = new week.
R.I.P. Billy Mays - ItzTaylor - 2009-06-29
K Mr. Technical.