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15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - IllegallySane - 2009-06-09

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm
Hilarity ensues.

In an somewhat related note(s):
lol Sperm Whales
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Also, take your pick:
Furious sex/rape with a minotaur:
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Or sex slave/risk becoming a sex slave with a lustful Orc:
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Do want?
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Had to balance my bad/disturbing day with some good ole ecchi and funny news articles. (Street cleaning and forgot to move my car, bad day to finish up my take home final for a 2 hour credit class, and pruned the peach tree at home, which had some leaves suffering from a disturbing looking Peach Leaf Curl disease (look it up).)

NEVER read a hentai called "The Holes". It's not the good kind of holes. Uuuuuughh ./brain bleach

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Beserker101 - 2009-06-09

While reading that, I was reminded of "hot skitty on wailord action".

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Herbert Jablonski - 2009-06-09

Sexual predators? In my animal kingdom? It's more likely than you think.

also

BBC News Wrote:The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

...? Goggleemoticon


Orc>Minotaur

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - JoeTang - 2009-06-09

Herbert Jablonski Wrote:Orc>Minotaur

This

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - shouri - 2009-06-09

JoeTang Wrote:This

Yes that. Big Grin

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-06-09

Penguin raped by a seal, that is the funniest thing ive heard today D:

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - IllegallySane - 2009-06-09

JoeTang Wrote:This

shouri Wrote:Yes that. Big Grin

Are you also considering the fact they tend to fight/travel in groups, and should you lose to them (instead of the other way around) that you're the one who will become the sex slave, not them?

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-06-09

IllegallySane Wrote:Are you also considering the fact they tend to fight/travel in groups, and should you lose to them (instead of the other way around) that you're the one who will become the sex slave, not them?

either way your f`ucked, no?

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - JoeTang - 2009-06-09

IllegallySane Wrote:Are you also considering the fact they tend to fight/travel in groups, and should you lose to them (instead of the other way around) that you're the one who will become the sex slave, not them?

Reminds me of the episode of Futurama, on the planet of Amazonia. DEATH! BY SNOOSNOO

Anyways. I'm willing to take my chances with that.

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-06-09

funny if its real D:

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15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - shouri - 2009-06-09

IllegallySane Wrote:Are you also considering the fact they tend to fight/travel in groups, and should you lose to them (instead of the other way around) that you're the one who will become the sex slave, not them?

Then it's really good I'm a strategist at heart Big Grin

And probably also a perv with a mission in mind... will not give up til I gets me an Orc Slave... or that beargirl below Big Grin

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-06-09

Beserker101 Wrote:While reading that, I was reminded of "hot skitty on wailord action".

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Death by Snoo Snoo = Futurama awesomeness. <3

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - KajitiSouls - 2009-06-09

This article suggests that evolution happens by natural crossbreeding. Hmmm....

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Mark - 2009-06-09

>This thread.

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15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - IllegallySane - 2009-06-09

Opeth Wrote:>This thread.

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Pardon my lack of 4chan, but I have no idea if this is a good thing, or bad thing. Made me lol hard though.

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Herbert Jablonski - 2009-06-09

IllegallySane Wrote:Pardon my lack of 4chan, but I have no idea if this is a good thing, or bad thing. Made me lol hard though.

He's RAGING SO HARD HE BROKE HIS NOSE ON HIS MONITOR OUT OF SHEER RAGE, although I'm not 100% why he is raging. There's probably at least five or six distinct reasons for it. Each person rages for his or her own reasons though bro.

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - Moonlapse - 2009-06-09

Opeth Wrote:>This thread.

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15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - IllegallySane - 2009-06-09

Herbert Jablonski Wrote:He's RAGING SO HARD HE BROKE HIS NOSE ON HIS MONITOR OUT OF SHEER RAGE, although I'm not 100% why he is raging. There's probably at least five or six distinct reasons for it. Each person rages for his or her own reasons though bro.

Oh Opeth, I'll let you have a harem of the bear girls, just to be nice.

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - JoeTang - 2009-06-09

It actually looks like an overload of happiness to me. Like how a violent sexual predator would react to seeing C.P.

15kg Penguin gets raped by a 100kg seal - z0mgc00k13 - 2009-06-09

that made me thing of

this [Image: Noise_21.PNG] raping this [Image: Noise_28.PNG]