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The success of an Ooze Tube. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-14
So I was sitting on my bed, in a very depressing state, and peeked over at my dresser.
I spotted my ooze tube and started to immediately play with it (If you don't know what an ooze tube is, sorry).
All the ooze was on the bottom side of the tube from the previous time I must had used it. So I proceeded to pick it up, turn it over and place it flat on the spot it was at. I watched it for over 20 minutes waiting for it to finish. But in the midst of it oozing from one side to the other, I thought about this ooze tube and just how amazing it really is.
This ooze tube has one task to do, and that is to spew ooze through a lil hole in a circle, once it's done, it has succeeded it's only task. Resulting, in other words, in succeeding it's inanimate life. Humans live life with goals and tasks, when they get tasks and goals done, they feel better and more successful. I think that's the same with this ooze tube, but it was made without failure. If it's one task isn't messed with, it will never fail. As long as it stays the way it was built, it will never fail.
After the tube finished and succeeded it's task. I thought to myself one last thing.. This stupid piece of plastic is more successful than me! I can't even pass Geometry which is one of the easiest tasks to some, but this tube can finish it's only task with ease.
The thing I now envy the most in this world is ooze tubes.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Corn - 2009-05-14
You can set the ooze tube up for failure.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-14
ClawofBeta Wrote:You can set the ooze tube up for failure.
Quote:If it's one task isn't messed with, it will never fail.
Meep.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Corn - 2009-05-14
GMSInfighter Wrote:Meep.
See. My eyes were rigged to fail reading those lines. Under perfect conditions, I would have not missed reading those lines.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-14
ClawofBeta Wrote:See. My eyes were rigged to fail reading those lines. Under perfect conditions, I would have not missed reading those lines.
Well I typed it wrong the first time, but you could have gotten the idea if you saw it anyways.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Corn - 2009-05-14
GMSInfighter Wrote:Well I typed it wrong the first time, but you could have gotten the idea if you saw it anyways.
You were rigged to fail. Your brain wasn't thinking properly due to whatever reason (sleepiness, just plain skipping over lines, etc). If your brain was functioning perfectly, it wouldn't have happened.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-14
ClawofBeta Wrote:You were rigged to fail. Your brain wasn't thinking properly due to whatever reason (sleepiness, just plain skipping over lines, etc). If your brain was functioning perfectly, it wouldn't have happened.
That's what I'm trying to prove in this thread T_T
I will never be as successful as this one task operating plastic tube. Why is there room for failure in things that are supposed to matter, but there's no room for failure (Unless tampered with) for this cylinder of ooze.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Corn - 2009-05-14
GMSInfighter Wrote:That's what I'm trying to prove in this thread T_T
I will never be as successful as this one task operating plastic tube. Why is there room for failure in things that are supposed to matter, but there's no room for failure (Unless tampered with) for this cylinder of ooze.
You could say your mind was tampered with.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - z0mgc00k13 - 2009-05-14
..toothpaste? o.o
The success of an Ooze Tube. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-14
z0mgc00k13 Wrote:..toothpaste? o.o
No because it tasks eventually ends completely, once all the toothpaste is run out. The tube then is thrown away and decomposed somewhere.
As long as the ooze tube is in the condition it is as it was first built, it will always be successful.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - z0mgc00k13 - 2009-05-14
GMSInfighter Wrote:No because it tasks eventually ends completely, once all the toothpaste is run out. The tube then is thrown away and decomposed somewhere.
As long as the ooze tube is in the condition it is as it was first built, it will always be successful.
o...hourglass?
The success of an Ooze Tube. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-14
z0mgc00k13 Wrote:o...hourglass?
Yeah you can put it under the same category as an ooze tube.
But hourglasses are used for different things. Ooze tubes are only used for one purpose (Entertainment)
The success of an Ooze Tube. - z0mgc00k13 - 2009-05-14
GMSInfighter Wrote:Yeah you can put it under the same category as an ooze tube.
But hourglasses are used for different things. Ooze tubes are only used for one purpose (Entertainment)
hourglasses entertain me ]=.....to an extent....
The success of an Ooze Tube. - KajitiSouls - 2009-05-15
If you use the ooze tube enough, it'll fill up with tons of small bubbles, then eventually it can't complete its task.
Now you have something over that darned ooze tube >_>
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Greg22 - 2009-05-15
Hey.. I have an ooze tube..
haven't flipped that f(ucker over in years brb
The success of an Ooze Tube. - shine of voice - 2009-05-15
Quote: If you use the ooze tube enough, it'll fill up with tons of small bubbles, then eventually it can't complete its task.
If you do too many drugs you'll fill up with an overdose and then you can't complete your task of doing more drugs.
ooze tube 1 man 0
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Mira - 2009-05-15
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The pinnacle of success.
The success of an Ooze Tube. - z0mgc00k13 - 2009-05-15
Mira Wrote:
The pinnacle of success.
eww wth o.o
*puts it in the freezer*
now..we wait
The success of an Ooze Tube. - mrcowcow - 2009-05-15
GMSInfighter Wrote:Ooze tubes are only used for one purpose (Entertainment)
But what if it fails to entertain? o_o
The success of an Ooze Tube. - Dyxanije - 2009-05-15
mrcowcow Wrote:But what if it fails to entertain? o_o
Then it fails at life and should be destroyed.