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Teleportation - Kortestanov - 2009-05-14
Every thursday i walk back home from school. its about 30 mins of walking on an empty, straight dirt road, and 20 mins more of walking inside the city itself. As i started walking on the dirt road, i hear someone calling me. i look back, and i see two girls from my class. i ignore them, because they are two retarded and immature teenagers, and i hate them. so i just continue to walk, and they are already far behind me.
After about 20 mins of walking non-stop on that road, i see two little figures in front of me. i get closer, and i see its these two girls.
What. The. Pineapple.
Teleportation - rassilon - 2009-05-14
Obviously you encountered a random fold in space-time. If you had continued walking far enough, you might have met yourself. You should probably avoid meeting yourself if this happens again, as it could cause a catastrophic disruption and should therefore only be attempted by experienced time travelers.
Teleportation - Providence - 2009-05-14
They were driven home?
Teleportation - Kortestanov - 2009-05-14
Providence Wrote:They were driven home?OH PINEAPPLING PINEAPPLE. i forgot that it was on a road >_>
goggled pomgranatism.
Teleportation - DrRusty - 2009-05-14
You're losing it. Go seek help
Teleportation - revansithasasin - 2009-05-15
or sleep, sleep is your friend!
Teleportation - JoeTang - 2009-05-15
Schematic Diagram of What Happened
![[Image: atob.png]](http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6304/atob.png)
From A to B. You took the black path. They took the red path.
Teleportation - VladTheLvr - 2009-05-15
Nah. He said he walked in one straight line, I see the black path has 4 lines. Perhaps the girls took the black path because they wanted to scare the pomegranate out of you. Or they could have ran through the sewer.
Teleportation - xBTAx - 2009-05-15
Seems those idiots were at least level 30.
Teleportation - Combattente - 2009-05-15
xBTAx Wrote:Seems those idiots were at least level 30.
Nah, they'd have wasted too much MP pots, because Teleport's MP cost at level 1 is.. just too high.
They couldn't have done it, unless.. THEY WERE RICH AND WERE ABLE TO BUY THE POTS! OMG!
Teleportation - crewe127 - 2009-05-15
Combattente Wrote:Nah, they'd have wasted too much MP pots, because Teleport's MP cost at level 1 is.. just too high.
They couldn't have done it, unless.. THEY WERE RICH AND WERE ABLE TO BUY THE POTS! OMG!
We must alert the press immediately! O_O
Teleportation - z0mgc00k13 - 2009-05-15
crewe127 Wrote:We must alert the smegas immediately! O_O
fixed =]
Teleportation - Derimed - 2009-05-15
That's what you get when you don't max Teleport. The n00bs that DID max teleport catch up to you.
You have only yourself to blame.
Teleportation - Mira - 2009-05-15
I blame Scotty! He obviously teleported them.
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Spoiler
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![[Image: Transporter2.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Transporter2.jpg)
Teleportation - Derimed - 2009-05-15
Mira Wrote:I blame Scotty! He obviously teleported them.
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Scotty died a few years back, sad to say. However, his spirit lives on in all 3rd job+ magicians.
However, McCoy with his transporter phobia, (he's also dead, by the way,) has been vindicated, as NLs FJ faster than the mages can teleport. Which seriously begs the question whether these were normal annoying adolescent girls or NX whores named lilaznsakura13 and vietsin45 that flash jumped past the unsuspecting OP and made him panic.