Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, and now there is rainbow areas!

Words Wrote:Granted, you get excited by hurting yourself.

I wish to stop dreaming so often.

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I wish for instant delivery at no extra cost from online stores.

Scaeva Wrote:I wish for a new Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game on the level of PMD Explorers of Sky (all currently revealed Pokémon, all main mechanics and features from the previous games).

Words Wrote:I wish I get a decent job as soon as possible.

Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted but the gig that you land is in the adult entertainment industry. Even though the money is good, you are doomed to forever keep the career a secret from your old fashioned and conservative family members.

I wish that Pokemon and Digimon made a crossover Mega evolution movie.

Kyrastri Wrote:Granted, but the movie's badly animated on napkins and has a total budget of (however much a lot of napkins costs). The director is shamed out of the napkin animating industry, where even to their standards, the movie is terrible. Laudable for how terrible it is; is that a pasta stain on the 'epic' fight half an hour in? Is that coffee on pikachu's face? People vow never to have a Pokemon/Digimon crossover movie ever again; it was simply not meant to be.

I wish I knew more about digimon so I could have made more references to digimon in my wish corruption.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you only know things about the seasons of the animé everyone else hates and doesn't want to talk about.

I wish to be able to edit any DNA and RNA within a range of 10m (33ft) by simply thinking easy to use commands.

Words Wrote:Granted, you never figure out what the results will be.

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

Kyrastri Wrote:Granted, but it is so comfortable you never leave your chair again, eventually becoming one with the chair.

I wish that this wish is incorruptible. (Probably overused :p)

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I wish that more people would post wishes to corrupt.

Words Wrote:Granted, they do when you stop visiting southperry.

I wish rng wasn't so annoying sometimes.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, it now always gives the worst possible outcome. It's less annoying because you know what to expect.

I wish it sometimes rains rubber ducks, but only in cities.

sufian Wrote:Granted. You get run over by a tourist who's never seen raining rubberducks and starts panicking

I wish i wasn't so awkward.

RayGun Wrote:granted. you become very good at talking, but you then sleep with someone and contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I wish i was level 250 in maplestory.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but it's on a version that's in a language you don't speak.

I wish for mental time travel (sending my currrent mind to my past body).

sufian Wrote:Granted, You end up stuck as a however-old-you-are-person with the mind and cognitive skills of a 2 year old.

I wish for wisdom beyond knowledge.

Icedemontrihorn Wrote:I wish for an Eevee!

Plasmablaster Wrote:I wish for for less stress in life.

Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted, one day while eating a fast food hamburger you discover that the meat is infected and you transform into a flesh craving ghoul. The stress is gone but your favorite food becomes brains.

I wish that all of the education systems in the world got unlimited money.