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Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2014-05-29

Scaeva Wrote:I wish to get 30% discounts on every purchase I make.
Granted, but after word of your miraculous bargain hunting power spreads, swarms of thrifty shoppers always mob you in mall parking lots until one day you are trampled to death in front of a dollar store.

I wish that a Pre Big bang Maplestory server was released so that I can win my imaginary wager.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-05-29

Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted, but after word of your miraculous bargain hunting power spreads, swarms of thrifty shoppers always mob you in mall parking lots until one day you are trampled to death in front of a dollar store.

I wish that a Pre Big bang Maplestory server was released so that I can win my imaginary wager.

Granted. But the wager included that you hit lvl 250 too, which leads you to give up your life to start grinding for the rest of it.

I wish there was an instant beach body button that i could press have have the body of a 20-something lifeguard.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-05-29

sufian Wrote:Granted. But the wager included that you hit lvl 250 too, which leads you to give up your life to start grinding for the rest of it.

I wish there was an instant beach body button that i could press have have the body of a 20-something lifeguard.

Granted. Your face changes too, so you no longer have an identity. Have fun doing anything that requires an ID.

I wish I had a fully functional PS Vita 2000 and PS4.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-05-29

Scaeva Wrote:Granted. Your face changes too, so you no longer have an identity. Have fun doing anything that requires an ID.

I wish I had a fully functional PS Vita 2000 and PS4.

Granted, but you have no games, and never will.

I wish there was a remote to life that had a functional mute button.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-05-30

sufian Wrote:I wish there was a remote to life that had a functional mute button.

Granted, but then you get a case of Click and things do not end well for you.

I wish I can wake up earlier.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-05-30

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, but then you get a case of Click and things do not end well for you.

I wish I can wake up earlier.

Granted, you wake up way too early, every day at 3am, even if you go to bed late.

I wish I could magically fix whatever is wrong with my teeth.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-05-30

Words Wrote:Granted, you wake up way too early, every day at 3am, even if you go to bed late.

I wish I could magically fix whatever is wrong with my teeth.

Granted. Faults arise elsewhere.

I wish the world would end

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-05-31

sufian Wrote:Granted. Faults arise elsewhere.

I wish the world would end

Granted. Shitty reboot is scheduled for next year.

I wish for infinite free cash shop currency for every game I play.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2014-06-10

Scaeva Wrote:I wish for infinite free cash shop currency for every game I play.

Granted but after years of having unlimited virtual monies, you want to go inside of the game and spend your real life savings to do so with virtual technology. Tragically upon arrival in the game world, you are permanently killed by a level 1 slime.

I wish that someone could make a happy ending for the "Ash is in a coma" pokemon story.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-06-10

Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted but after years of having unlimited virtual monies, you want to go inside of the game and spend your real life savings to do so with virtual technology. Tragically upon arrival in the game world, you are permanently killed by a level 1 slime.

I wish that someone could make a happy ending for the "Ash is in a coma" pokemon story.

Ash wakes up from his coma, only to realise that it was all a dream and there is no such thing as pokemon

I wish there was only Gen 1 Pokemon. (Gen 2 at most if there /has/ to be more)

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-06-11

sufian Wrote:Ash wakes up from his coma, only to realise that it was all a dream and there is no such thing as pokemon

I wish there was only Gen 1 Pokemon. (Gen 2 at most if there /has/ to be more)

Granted. Everything is even glitchier than the original games.

I wish that everyone released their videogames before the summer instead of in october/november.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-06-11

Scaeva Wrote:Granted. Everything is even glitchier than the original games.

I wish that everyone released their videogames before the summer instead of in october/november.

Granted, every videogame sucks.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted whenever I wanted.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-06-12

Words Wrote:Granted, every videogame sucks.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted whenever I wanted.

Granted, you throw up every 6 hours (and you don't get used to it).

I wish for rampaging dragons.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-06-12

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, you throw up every 6 hours (and you don't get used to it).

I wish for rampaging dragons.

Granted. They rampage you 1st.

I wish for all the GoT spoilers.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2014-06-20

sufian Wrote:I wish for all the GoT spoilers.

Granted but you receive all the spoilers from future years as well as from the current year at the same time. This knowledge causes your brain to overload and shortly afterwards, explode.

I wish that life became like a box of chocolates.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Icedemontrihorn - 2014-06-20

Pikamemnon Wrote:I wish that life became like a box of chocolates.

[COLOR="#008080"]Granted but you're stuck in that box with the chocolates outside the box.

I wish for some water.[/COLOR]

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-06-20

Granted. From now on a drought will follow you wherever you go, so you better drink that water quickly.

I wish Maplestory 2 was 2D instead of 3D.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-06-21

Scaeva Wrote:Granted. From now on a drought will follow you wherever you go, so you better drink that water quickly.

I wish Maplestory 2 was 2D instead of 3D.

Granted. It's the same game.

I wish there was no grey area.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-07-03

sufian Wrote:I wish there was no grey area.

Granted, and now there is rainbow areas!

I wish for some excitement in life.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-07-03

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, and now there is rainbow areas!

I wish for some excitement in life.

Granted, you get excited by hurting yourself.

I wish to stop dreaming so often.