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Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-03-07

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, but then you wake up to find out it was all a dream, tough luck.

I wish I had a submerging castle.

Granted, it can only submerge once and you die stuck and alone at the bottom of the sea.

I wish I was sexy.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-07

Words Wrote:Granted, it can only submerge once and you die stuck and alone at the bottom of the sea.

I wish I was sexy.

Granted, but you no longer care.

I wish pointless videogame censoring didn't happen.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-03-10

Scaeva Wrote:I wish pointless videogame censoring didn't happen.

Granted, and then video games cease to exist.

I wish to have no need for sleep and therefore could use all 24 hours in a day.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-11

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, and then video games cease to exist.

I wish to have no need for sleep and therefore could use all 24 hours in a day.

Granted but people think you're a vampire and burn your house down.

I wish everyone was super good looking.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-03-11

Scaeva Wrote:Granted but people think you're a vampire and burn your house down.

I wish everyone was super good looking.

Granted, but everyone looks the same and you get lost in a sea of super good looking people until you die alone.

I wish I was more outgoing.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-12

Words Wrote:Granted, but everyone looks the same and you get lost in a sea of super good looking people until you die alone.

I wish I was more outgoing.

Granted, but everyone else becomes super introverted and shies away from you.

I wish for the best candy ever.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-03-12

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but everyone else becomes super introverted and shies away from you.

I wish for the best candy ever.

Granted, but you are allergic to it.

I wish for everything I want anytime I want.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-03-13

Niernen Wrote:I wish for everything I want anytime I want.

And then before you can do whatever, you die.

I wish there were 30 hours in a day instead of 24.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-13

Plasmablaster Wrote:And then before you can do whatever, you die.

I wish there were 30 hours in a day instead of 24.

Granted, everyone now suffers from permanent jet lag.

I wish for evil powers.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-03-15

Scaeva Wrote:I wish for evil powers.

You have evil powers, but you turn out to be perfectly good, so therefore, you never use your evil powers.

I wish the sky would fall.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-15

Plasmablaster Wrote:You have evil powers, but you turn out to be perfectly good, so therefore, you never use your evil powers.

I wish the sky would fall.

Granted, it falls just enough to mess with the air pressure to make everyone feel somewhat uncomfortable. And then stops.

I wish to be able to communicate with cats.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-03-15

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, it falls just enough to mess with the air pressure to make everyone feel somewhat uncomfortable. And then stops.

I wish to be able to communicate with cats.

Granted. They swear at you ALL the time and belittle you. You try to talk back to them in a kind manner, which results in claws. And teeth.

I wish my tea was always at perfect drinking level, heat wise.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-16

sufian Wrote:Granted. They swear at you ALL the time and belittle you. You try to talk back to them in a kind manner, which results in claws. And teeth.

I wish my tea was always at perfect drinking level, heat wise.

Granted, but it always tastes terrible too.

I wish for wireless electricity (like wifi) to be invented and available to consumers at a reasonable price by 2017.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-03-16

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but it always tastes terrible too.

I wish for wireless electricity (like wifi) to be invented and available to consumers at a reasonable price by 2017.

Granted. You, however, pass away in 2016.

I wish i was more skillful

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-03-16

sufian Wrote:I wish i was more skillful

You are now more skillful in something that you have no idea about, so you forget that you are more skillful in the first place.

I wish Google would go kaboom.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-03-16

Plasmablaster Wrote:You are now more skillful in something that you have no idea about, so you forget that you are more skillful in the first place.

I wish Google would go kaboom.

Granted, but it's only you who can't* use and it suddenly improves for everyone else. And you can't enjoy it Sad

I wish I could eat right now.

Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-03-16

Words Wrote:Granted, but it's only you who can use and it suddenly improves for everyone else. And you can't enjoy it Sad

I wish I could eat right now.

Granted. you over eat, and vomit everything out and fall out with food all together.

I wish i had good vision.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-03-17

sufian Wrote:Granted. you over eat, and vomit everything out and fall out with food all together.

I wish i had good vision.

Granted, but you're deaf and all colours are inverted.

I wish that everybody was kung fu fighting.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-03-17

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you're deaf and all colours are inverted.

I wish that everybody was kung fu fighting.

Granted, but everyone dies since their doctors are to busy kung fu fighting to treat anyone's injuries from said kung fu fighting.

I wish I had the power to gender bender people without causing them or myself negative physical, mental or emotional side-effects.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-03-17

Niernen Wrote:I wish I had the power to gender bender people without causing them or myself negative physical, mental or emotional side-effects.

Granted, but then a virus from outer space attracted to gender bended people attacks and eventually humanity dies, Nice job breaking it, Hero!

I wish for some tacos.