Scaeva Wrote:I wish to mentally travel back in time to when I was five, while obviously keeping all my current thoughts and memories.

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, and so you are a genius, but then as age and everything catches back up to you, you break under the pressure to keep up the pace.

I wish I had more than 24 hours to spend each day.

Words Wrote:Granted, days now last forever and everyone dies of fatigue or something.

I wish I had a wish.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but it's a very lame wish.

I wish I had perfect vision in the dark as long as my eyes aren't closed and that the control of my eye movements stays the same as it is now.

Words Wrote:I wish there was no such thing as lag.

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, and now instead of lag, people will face a mushroom cloud explosion from their hardware.

I wish I can play games better.

sufian Wrote:Granted. You become SUPER competitive and a sore loser and become super cocky when you win. This leads to people to leave you and you spend the rest of your days alone.

I wish twitch plays pokemon would die out already.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, now everyone is obsessed with Twitch plays Fire Emblem which creates even more memes and has even more people fighting over decisions.

I wish Twitch would play Fire Emblem.

Words Wrote:Granted, no one cares and you're the only one giving instructions or whatever way it works.

I wish Dota 2 games in the morning weren't so bad.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, now they're the best Dota 2 games ever but for some reason you're always asleep when they're happening.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Niernen Wrote:I wish for a loli harem.

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, and then you get the Nice Boat ending, nice job breaking it, hero!

I wish I could Suplex a phantom train.

Scaeva Wrote:I wish my clothes would iron and store themselves properly after washing without me having to do anything.

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, but because they know not how or when to stop ironing, they set themselves on fire and store themselves and sets everything on fire!

I wish earth would change into the World of Ruin... just for a little bit.

Niernen Wrote:Granted. For one yoctosecond.

I wish for the power to conquer the world.

Sekai Seifuku!

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Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but your conquering results in the deaths of 99% of all living things on earth, regardless of how you use your powers.

I wish for fitting background music for everything in reality.

Words Wrote:Granted and it's awesome, but you go deaf.

I wish I was a bit taller.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but somehow all doorways shrink to the point that you're constantly hitting your head on them.

I wish for unicorns.

Foolyz Wrote:Granted, unicorns descend upon earth in a giant rainbow-themed spaceship. Glitter rains down from the heavens! However, humans carry a virus that his extremely fatal to the unicorn species and the entire population within the space ship is eradicated within five minutes of contacting humans. Good job on killing the unicorns, yo.

I wish to have a puppy that doesn't poop inside the house immediately after being taken out.

xlxlxlxl Wrote:Granted, now the puppy poops inside the house immediately before being taken out.

I wish people had to pay me $100 to make wishes.