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Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-02-14

sufian Wrote:granted. everyone is out with their waifus, and you're all alone. you become depressed and eventually spiral into insanity.

I wish I had all the knowledge in the world

Granted, but you constantly confuse things because your brain can't handle it.

I wish I could do my work safely without using a fume hood.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Kyrastri - 2014-02-15

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you constantly confuse things because your brain can't handle it.

I wish I could do my work safely without using a fume hood.

Granted, but you now have to wear the fume hood whenever you're not working.

I wish I knew all the useless trivia facts.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-02-15

Kyrastri Wrote:Granted, but you now have to wear the fume hood whenever you're not working.

I wish I knew all the useless trivia facts.

Granted, but whenever you want to say something you just say a completely unrelated to the situation useless trivia fact. At first people start liking you, your teachers/coworkers think you're smart, girls think you're sexy, bullies think you're awesome, you even win some money, you actually achieve world peace!Until at one point, when you're supposed to deactivate every nuclear weapon, you actually activate them by voice command with one of your useless trivia facts and you blow up the world.

I wish I could make things happen.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-02-15

Words Wrote:I wish I could make things happen.

Granted, things happen, but not around you.

I wish I would not fall asleep part-way throughout the day.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-02-15

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, things happen, but not around you.

I wish I would not fall asleep part-way throughout the day.

Granted, now you randomly fall asleep whenever you're away from sunlight.

I wish all the women I'm interested in became vegetarians.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-02-15

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, now you randomly fall asleep whenever you're away from sunlight.

I wish all the women I'm interested in became vegetarians.

Granted, they become dirty hippies and die trying to be "unique".

I wish I could do every single thing by myself.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-02-15

Words Wrote:Granted, they become dirty hippies and die trying to be "unique".

I wish I could do every single thing by myself.

Granted, but nobody wants to spend time with you anymore because they feel useless around you.

I wish Nintendo implemented a proper account system (account bound games, save file backup, 64GB SD card support somehow) for the 3DS and Wii U so I could go full digital. You can also get a one time digital copy for every physical game you have (with save file transfer).

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-02-16

Scaeva Wrote:I wish Nintendo implemented a proper account system (account bound games, save file backup, 64GB SD card support somehow) for the 3DS and Wii U so I could go full digital. You can also get a one time digital copy for every physical game you have (with save file transfer).

Granted, but the next day Nintendo explodes and no longer exists, so everything wished for also goes kaput.

I wish I had wings

Corrupt a wish thread! - Terebii - 2014-02-17

Plasmablaster Wrote:Granted, but the next day Nintendo explodes and no longer exists, so everything wished for also goes kaput.

I wish I had wings

Granted. Doesn't mean you can fly.

I wish I had an immunity to all poisons and sicknesses.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Eliseo - 2014-02-17

Terebii Wrote:Granted. Doesn't mean you can fly.

I wish I had an immunity to all poisons and sicknesses.

Granted. But everything that didn't make you sick or poisoned you before now does.

I wish to own Southperry.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-02-17

Eliseo Wrote:Granted. But everything that didn't make you sick or poisoned you before now does.

I wish to own Southperry.

Granted but you can't handle the responsibility and you feel it's too much pressure. Suddenly mods start faltering too without a good lead and they start slacking, which leads to people posting inappropriate stuff and AdSense stoping their service. Southperry doesn't die but you have to kneel and humiliate yourself begging Eos to take full control again.

I wish I didn't have to go outside.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-02-17

Words Wrote:Granted but you can't handle the responsibility and you feel it's too much pressure. Suddenly mods start faltering too without a good lead and they start slacking, which leads to people posting inappropriate stuff and AdSense stoping their service. Southperry doesn't die but you have to kneel and humiliate yourself begging Eos to take full control again.

I wish I didn't have to go outside.

Granted, but you get lonely and depressed.

I wish the Twitch plays Pokémon stream hadn't released ABBBBBBK (.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Terebii - 2014-02-17

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you get lonely and depressed.

I wish the Twitch plays Pokémon stream hadn't released ABBBBBBK (.

Granted, but it faints in battle and isn't revived for the rest of the stream.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-02-17

Terebii Wrote:Granted, but it faints in battle and isn't revived for the rest of the stream.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

Granted, instead you just don't do any work, which leads you to going nowhere in life.

I wish for more legal lolis.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-02-18

ablu2 Wrote:Granted, but during that more time you get tortured.

I wish i had 1,000,000 non-counterfeit dollars locked in an inpenetreble safe.

Granted, not even you can access it and the bank ends up robbing it one way or another.

I wish I could breathe easily when I wake up.

*no wonder I saw all those unfamiliar faces. Damn miss-clicks.

Corrupt a wish thread! - SaptaZapta - 2014-02-18

Granted. You breath easily until you realize you corrupted a wish from page 1 of the thread, whereupon you die of shame.

I wish doctors never made mistakes.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Plasmablaster - 2014-02-18

Niernen Wrote:I wish for more legal lolis.

Granted, and then you become one yourself and get... *ahem* sucks to be you, lol.

SaptaZapta Wrote:I wish doctors never made mistakes.

Granted, and then suddenly all doctors disappear for no reason whatsoever.

I wish I could fly

Corrupt a wish thread! - SaptaZapta - 2014-02-18

Granted. You can fly, and then you get sucked into a jet engine...

I wish my toes were warm.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-02-18

SaptaZapta Wrote:Granted. You can fly, and then you get sucked into a jet engine...

I wish my toes were warm.

Granted, they're burning and you loose them.

I wish I liked everything and looked everything with a more positive attitude.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-02-18

Words Wrote:Granted, they're burning and you loose them.

I wish I liked everything and looked everything with a more positive attitude.

Granted, your life becomes so filled with happiness that everyone around you gets depressed and kills themselves.

I wish to mentally travel back in time to when I was five, while obviously keeping all my current thoughts and memories.