SuberKieran Wrote:They do but because I have no idea what they I assume they're toasters. Congradulations you now have a self aware toaster (be careful it's learning).

I want a $5 gift card to Tim Hortons

Plasmablaster Wrote:Omnipotence and Omnipresence granted. However, you suffer a case of Bruce Almighty and just cannot handle it, dood.

I wish I had more people to play with on my online board game client.

Words Wrote:Granted, but they get bored and die.

I wish I could come up with better ways to corrupt wishes other than dying.

SaptaZapta Wrote:Granted. You have a cute young maid who listens, but doesn't understand.

I wish to have read, and remember, all the books I want to read but have no time for.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but your eyesight becomes terrible.

I wish for ninja powers.

Niernen Wrote:Granted. More skillful Ninjas will chase you for the rest of your life till they kill you.

I wish for a new pair of shoes that fit my feet and won't get ruined or cause me or anyone close to me pain. And they won't run away either.

sufian Wrote:Granted, but the don't match ANY of your outfits.

I wish I was immortal

Scaeva Wrote:Granted but you still age at a normal rate which means you're stuck with all problems the elderly have to deal with eventually.

I wish for a treasure chest and the matching key.

SoR0XaS Wrote:Granted, but when you open the chest, there'll be another smaller chest inside it that you need a different key for

I wish for a pomegrate cluster bomb

sufian Wrote:Granted. You blow yourself up.

I wish i was a Disney villain

SoR0XaS Wrote:Granted, you end up like a typical dead villan in fairytale endings

I wish for a hot shower

Niernen Wrote:Granted. It is so hot you get 4th degree burns on 99% of your body.

I wish for better endings in all these romance novels/manga I read.

SoR0XaS Wrote:Granted, they end up having really sappy/corny endings that you can't handle

I wish for freedom

sufian Wrote:Granted. you move to america, get hit by tornadoes hurricanes, earthquakes and become incredibly fat.

I wish I was a professor at Hogwarts.

Words Wrote:I wish I could talk with animals.

Plasmablaster Wrote:You can now, however, after speaking to animals for a long time, you lose your sense of humanity and become one with the animals where eventually you are hunted down, and then experimented on for countless hours until your death trying to replicate your ability to talk to animals.

I wish Google Adsense would not be such a pain to this site.

Words Wrote:Granted but maplestory is shut down and the site dies anyway.

I wish for a new indestructible keyboard that actually works.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted but the key configuration is all weird and confusing and can't be changed.

I wish that the batteries of my portable devices would never lose their charge.