sufian Wrote:Sounds like my kind of day!



Granted, but now you're close friends and family think you're a vegetable and wire you up to a hundred different machines to "keep you alive"

I wish for corruption

Kobe Wrote:Grante.... wait.. theres not anything you want me to corrupt!

I wish KFC delivered

Terebii Wrote:Granted, but the chicken isn't cooked properly and you get bird flu.

I wish I had self folding shirts.

Terebii Wrote:Granted, but the chicken isn't cooked properly and you get bird flu.

I wish I had self folding shirts.

SaptaZapta Wrote:Granted. They try to fold themselves while you're wearing them.

I wish for perfect health.

sufian Wrote:Granted. Your perfect health also comes with complete immunity to all viruses and diseases. There is a HUGE virus breakout and the entire earth's population is wiped out and you live out the rest of your days alone.

I wish I was never late to anything.

PoetryIsFail Wrote:Granted, you now arrive 3 hours early every time.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Scaeva Wrote:I wish for mind control super powers.

VerrKol Wrote:Granted, but you can't turn them off. You now compulsively control the entire world's population and try to manipulate them to your own benefit. After years of unsuccessful attempts to create a happy relationship, you commit suicide and the world rejoices.

I wish I knew if aliens were real.

Scaeva Wrote:You know, but all the intelligence agencies in the world are after you.

I wish that when obtaining randomly determined items (opening card packs, getting loot in games) I always get something I find useful (and I don't get banned for hacking/cheating/whatever).

Niernen Wrote:Granted, but your luck is so unbelievably good your account is compromised by hackers.

I wish I was born as a normal girl.

sufian Wrote:Granted. As you grow up you suffer every known female illness there is.

I wish for unlimited amounts of chocolate.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you die of diabetes.

I wish to have the complete collection of the Kid Icarus: Uprising AR cards.

Kobe Wrote:Granted, but when someone was cleaning the house they thought it was trash and it was thrown away.

I wish this generation never existed

Niernen Wrote:Granted. Humanity ends.

I wish adsense would stop being a peach.

Words Wrote:Granted, but it disappears forever and sp is stuck with other ad service things that isn't as good because that's the only way to stop it from being a peach.

I wish I had more time.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you now suffer from the worst short term memory ever.

I wish I had a living Pokédex (aka one Pokémon of every species) in my Pokémon Bank account.

Niernen Wrote:Granted. You lost your 3DS and your Nintendo account gets hacked, preventing you from ever accessing or recovering your data.

I wish I had All Fiction.

Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but you end up meeting the most amazing person ever, think "no way they can be real" and end up killing them (forever). So you get depressed and kill yourself.

I wish my lab journal would write itself.

Niernen Wrote:It does. You gent an F because it is just gibberish.

I wish Harem MC's would get a clue and do something.