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Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2014-01-20
Niernen Wrote:I wish for the Human Instrumentality Project.
Granted but after 20 plot twists, the true purpose of the project is revealed to just be a plan to get everyone to stare at the giant figure of Rei for all of eternity. Eventually a life sized statue of her is made which is also when all living things become one and are doomed to ogle at the statue forever.
I wish that the world became 2d but I get to keep my knowledge of the 3d version.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-01-20
Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted but after 20 plot twists, the true purpose of the project is revealed to just be a plan to get everyone to stare at the giant naked Rei for all of eternity. Eventually a life sized statue of her is made which is also when all living things become one and are doomed to ogle at the statue forever.
I wish that the world became 2d but I get to keep my knowledge of the 3d version.
Granted but you don't know when the change happens and your knowledge makes you think you're still in 3d, until at one point you get so confused that you kill yourself.
I wish I had better motor skill.
Corrupt a wish thread! - SuberKieran - 2014-01-22
Words Wrote:Granted but you don't know when the change happens and your knowledge makes you think you're still in 3d, until at one point you get so confused that you kill yourself.
I wish I had better motor skill.
Your motor skills improve but only by a fraction of a percent making almost literally no difference.
I wish I had pants.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-01-23
SuberKieran Wrote:Your motor skills improve but only by a fraction of a percent making almost literally no difference.
I wish I had pants.
Granted, but said pants are super tight and cut off circulation to your legs and feet, not to mention that they're crotchless and leaves your dangly bits in full view.
I wish Leo finally wins an oscar
Corrupt a wish thread! - SoR0XaS - 2014-01-30
sufian Wrote:Granted, but said pants are super tight and cut off circulation to your legs and feet, not to mention that they're crotchless and leaves your dangly bits in full view.
I wish Leo finally wins an oscar
Granted, he wins a guy named Oscar
I wish that it isn't scorching hot here
Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-01-30
SoR0XaS Wrote:Granted, he wins a guy named Oscar
I wish that it isn't scorching hot here
Granted, enjoy tempratures from a warm -10 F to a cool -30 F
I wish for free shipping and handling for anything I buy.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-01-31
Niernen Wrote:Granted, enjoy tempratures from a warm -10 F to a cool -30 F
I wish for free shipping and handling for anything I buy.
Granted, but everything you buy now is broken from the poor handling.
I wish i had wit beyond measure.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-01-31
sufian Wrote:Granted, but everything you buy now is broken from the poor handling.
I wish i had wit beyond measure.
Granted, but everyone now hates you and refuses to talk to you.
I wish I could see in the dark when I have my eyes opened.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-01-31
Scaeva Wrote:Granted, but everyone now hates you and refuses to talk to you.
I wish I could see in the dark when I have my eyes opened.
Granted, but now normal daylight blinds you
I wish I could understand Japanese (read/write/speak)
Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-01-31
Niernen Wrote:Granted, but now normal daylight blinds you
I wish I could understand Japanese (read/write/speak)
Granted but you go deaf, mute and blind and lose your extremities in an accident.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sungoon - 2014-01-31
Words Wrote:Granted but you go deaf, mute and blind and lose your extremities in an accident.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Granted, but your hard work never amounts to anything and you spend the rest of your days working towards a goal that is never realized
I wish I didn't have such a busy school schedule
Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-01-31
Sungoon Wrote:Granted, but your hard work never amounts to anything and you spend the rest of your days working towards a goal that is never realized
I wish I didn't have such a busy school schedule
Granted because you get expelled.
I wish for magic
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-02-01
Niernen Wrote:Granted because you get expelled.
I wish for magic
Granted. You live within a wizarding community but you yourself are a muggle.
I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived
Corrupt a wish thread! - Scaeva - 2014-02-01
sufian Wrote:Granted. You live within a wizarding community but you yourself are a muggle.
I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived
Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.
I wish for a lamp with a genie in it that gives me three uncorruptable wishes.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-02-01
Scaeva Wrote:Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.
I wish for a lamp with a genie in it that gives me three uncorruptable wishes.
Granted, but I steal the lamp before you can use it.
I wish everyone looked like moeblobs.
Corrupt a wish thread! - IllegallySane - 2014-02-01
Niernen Wrote:Granted, but I steal the lamp before you can use it.
I wish everyone looked like moeblobs.
Everyone's organs are now squashed in a horrifying manner and suffer in agony to help match their appearance. You monster.
I wish for all of Steam's games to be in my game library.
Corrupt a wish thread! - SuberKieran - 2014-02-01
Scaeva Wrote:Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.
I wish for a lamp with a genie in it that gives me three uncorruptable wishes.
The wishes are uncorruptable but are limitted to ordering food from the McDonalds value menu with a maximum value of €4.95 per wish.
I wish I had gold meggings
Corrupt a wish thread! - Words - 2014-02-01
Granted but you die the moment you receive them.
I wish I could sleep.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Niernen - 2014-02-01
Words Wrote:Granted but you die the moment you receive them.
I wish I could sleep.
Granted, but you can never wake up.
I wish for the power to do nothing.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2014-02-01
Scaeva Wrote:Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.Sounds like my kind of day!
Niernen Wrote:Granted, but you can never wake up.
I wish for the power to do nothing.
Granted, but now you're close friends and family think you're a vegetable and wire you up to a hundred different machines to "keep you alive"
I wish for corruption