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Corrupt a wish thread! - Nion - 2012-03-06
Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted, but you become 100% busy and then miss the days when you were bored.
I wish to make a game more addictive than Maplestory.
Granted, you created MapleStory 2 but you spent your life savings in it.
I wish to have fried green beans!
Corrupt a wish thread! - RedRaven16 - 2012-03-06
Nion Wrote:Granted, you created MapleStory 2 but you spent your life savings in it.
I wish to have fried green beans!
Granted, bt ut they give you food poisoning.
I wish I had the motivation to work out on my own.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Aircalibur - 2012-03-06
Granted, but you work out too much and have no energy left to spend time with those you care about, ruining your life.
I wish that the jar of chocolates on my table would shut up.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nion - 2012-03-07
Aircalibur421 Wrote:Granted, but you work out too much and have no energy left to spend time with those you care about, ruining your life.
I wish that the jar of chocolates on my table would shut up.
Granted, but then you got hungry and ate them knowing they were expired.
I wish that the flfdsfsghdgaksfgkasdgf asdkfgasdkf hasjfksdfhasdewofioewu32798423u8478293yrehfe☺♣75☺☻♠ existed in reality.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nalek - 2012-03-08
Nion Wrote:Granted, but then you got hungry and ate them knowing they were expired.
I wish that the flfdsfsghdgaksfgkasdgf asdkfgasdkf hasjfksdfhasdewofioewu32798423u8478293yrehfe☺♣75☺☻♠ existed in reality.
Granted. That is a terminal disease that you have just gotten.
I wish for a full paid scholarship to the college of my choice.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Elven Emily - 2012-03-08
Nalek Wrote:Granted. That is a terminal disease that you have just gotten.
I wish for a full paid scholarship to the college of my choice.
Wish granted, but when you arrive, the school is destroyed and you are responsible for the money for damages.
I wish that the world was perfect.
Corrupt a wish thread! - danielcatu - 2012-03-09
Elven Emily Wrote:Wish granted, but when you arrive, the school is destroyed and you are responsible for the money for damages.
I wish that the world was perfect.
the world is perfect but everything became dull and boring so you got crazy because you know you were the one who asked for that wish
I wish to meet irena in real life and marry her
Corrupt a wish thread! - ArdentWings - 2012-04-17
Your marriage is short-lived as Irena, seeking excitement from the monotonous life of a married woman, cheats on you with Hawkeye, the "bad-boy rebel pool cleaner with a heart of gold".
I wish I had a blimp.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nion - 2012-04-18
ArdentWings Wrote:Your marriage is short-lived as Irena, seeking excitement from the monotonous life of a married woman, cheats on you with Hawkeye, the "bad-boy rebel pool cleaner with a heart of gold".
I wish I had a blimp.
Granted. It flew away with the blimp kid.
I wish that someone would grant this wish.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2012-05-09
Nion Wrote:Granted. It flew away with the blimp kid.
I wish that someone would grant this wish.
Your wish is granted. But it wasn't the wish for which you wished for, it was a wish that wished you had never wished.
I wish to live happily ever after.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Aねくら - 2012-05-09
sufian Wrote:Your wish is granted. But it wasn't the wish for which you wished for, it was a wish that wished you had never wished.
I wish to live happily ever after.
Wish granted; but seconds after you gain this "happily ever after" you drop dead of a sudden heart attack.
I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted and not gain a single ounce of fat.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2012-05-09
Aねくら Wrote:Wish granted; but seconds after you gain this "happily ever after" you drop dead of a sudden heart attack.
I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted and not gain a single ounce of fat.
Wish granted. You eat all the chocolate you want and don't even get sick of it but it causes the most disturbing case of acne ever known to man!
I wish to be left alone.
Corrupt a wish thread! - icephoenix21 - 2012-05-09
sufian Wrote:Wish granted. You eat all the chocolate you want and don't even get sick of it but it causes the most disturbing case of acne ever known to man!
I wish to be left alone.
Granted. By alone, that means for the rest of your life you see no other living species. Have fun with that.
I wish for tranquility.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Chilly - 2012-05-09
icephoenix21 Wrote:Granted. By alone, that means for the rest of your life you see no other living species. Have fun with that.
I wish for tranquility.
Granted.
![[Image: a11_h_37_5458.gif]](http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/imgcat/midres/a11_h_37_5458.gif)
Enjoy your tranquility both literally and figuratively. At least for the few moments before you either boil or freeze to death.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2012-05-09
Chilly Wrote:Granted.
Enjoy your tranquility both literally and figuratively. At least for the few moments before you either boil or freeze to death.
You didn't leave a wish for me to destroy! :c
Now I'll have to assume that your wish is that you don't want any wishes.
Wish granted. But now you wish you hadn't wished for no wishes because you've just seen a shooting star and wanted to wish upon it!
I wish I was Dr. Sheldon Cooper!
Corrupt a wish thread! - SaptaZapta - 2012-05-10
Granted. But now you don't believe in wishes, and disappear in a paradoxical flash.
I wish I were in perfect health.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2012-05-10
SaptaZapta Wrote:Granted. But now you don't believe in wishes, and disappear in a paradoxical flash.
I wish I were in perfect health.
Granted! You run out of your house to celebrate your new found health only to be run over by a bus!
I wish the sky was green and grass was blue!
Corrupt a wish thread! - Chilly - 2012-05-10
sufian Wrote:Granted! You run out of your house to celebrate your new found health only to be run over by a bus!
I wish the sky was green and grass was blue!
Granted. Your green sky is the result of an impending tornado/hail fall/death storm approaching in your direction (Source) as you picnic in a field of prime Kentucky Bluegrass. Or if you are in an area where this meteorological phenomenon is impossible, it is merely a cloud of chlorine descending upon you and yours as you picnic in a field of the same grass. Picnic ruined. Either way, you'd better get to runnin'.
I wish to be an individual of above average intelligence, i.e. smart enough to lead a successful life in some profession, but not smart enough to feel surrounded by idiots or depressed.
Corrupt a wish thread! - sufian - 2012-05-10
Chilly Wrote:Granted. Your green sky is the result of an impending tornado/hail fall/death storm approaching in your direction (Source) as you picnic in a field of prime Kentucky Bluegrass. Or if you are in an area where this meteorological phenomenon is impossible, it is merely a cloud of chlorine descending upon you and yours as you picnic in a field of the same grass. Picnic ruined. Either way, you'd better get to runnin'.
I wish to be an individual of above average intelligence, i.e. smart enough to lead a successful life in some profession, but not smart enough to feel surrounded by idiots or depressed.
Wish granted. People just still see you as average tho, seeing as you're only slightly above average, neither getting the attention of the people with far superior intellect, nor receiving the pity of those with a lesser mind. You look around, all you see are average people when you know you're above their level. This drives you insane and you end up institutionalized.
I wish for mo' money, mo' money, mo' money
Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2012-07-30
sufian Wrote:I wish for mo' money, mo' money, mo' money
Granted, but your newfound wealth catches the attention of Mr. Trump, who then challenges you to a game of Monopoly. (for keeps) You proceed to lose the game, lose your fortune and cannot pass GO or get out of jail until you can find some more dice.
I wish that I had a fairy sidekick.