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Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2011-08-18
Wishes Granted.
You grow a millimeter taller.
You turn into a ball.
And the bat eats the rabbit and the '64 Impala blows up five seconds later.
I wish for nothing.
Corrupt a wish thread! - BlazinSauce - 2011-08-18
@above , Your wiped from existance, never to have existed at all.
I wish to take place of the wish granter.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nalek - 2011-09-08
Granted.
You are now several thousand dollars im debt to your parents, and are kept from going to college constantly because of them. On top of that you have several medical problems, but refuse to go to the doctors because you're scared to find out what they may be.
I wish for a cookie.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Raul - 2011-09-08
Nalek Wrote:Granted.
You are now several thousand dollars im debt to your parents, and are kept from going to college constantly because of them. On top of that you have several medical problems, but refuse to go to the doctors because you're scared to find out what they may be.
I wish for a cookie.
You wish for a cookie, but you filled out your wish input form with your iPhone, and it autocorrects "cookie" to "coochie." A vagina falls from the sky and hits you in the face.
I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica. And to be Dwight Schrute.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Ęxøđųş - 2011-09-16
Raul Wrote:You wish for a cookie, but you filled out your wish input form with your iPhone, and it autocorrects "cookie" to "coochie." A vagina falls from the sky and hits you in the face.
I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica. And to be Dwight Schrute.
Granted.
But then the real Dwight who have become you unplugged your gaming console and all your save data is gone.
You proceed to kill him which in turn kills you, you discovered this was a inception and you killed yourself to save the 1 hour+ crap happening in the movie to happen on you.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2011-12-05
(Exodus you didnt make a wish!)
Raul Wrote:I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica.
Granted but since the bear is composed of vegatables, it cannot do anything but stand in place.
I wish that all metal changed into gingerbread and all grass changed into marshmallows.
Corrupt a wish thread! - RedRaven16 - 2011-12-05
Pikamemnon Wrote:(Exodus you didnt make a wish!)
Granted but since the bear is composed of vegatables, it cannot do anything but stand in place.
I wish that all metal changed into gingerbread and all grass changed into marshmallows.
Granted But You would lose running water(gingerbread would get soggy) and the marshmallows are stale and rock-hard
I wish I wasn't affected by fire
Corrupt a wish thread! - Elven Emily - 2011-12-05
RedRaven16 Wrote:Granted But You would lose running water(gingerbread would get soggy) and the marshmallows are stale and rock-hard
I wish I wasn't affected by fire
Granted, but in the apocalypse, the entire world will be obliterated in flame, and your body will disentegrate in space.
I wish I would play Mercedes legitly without taking a Tespia account/private server.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2012-02-07
Elven Emily Wrote:I wish I would play Mercedes legitly without taking a Tespia account/private server.
Granted, but they are bandwagoned to hell and all equips for them cost max mesos
I wish that Maple monsters could be controlled by other players.
Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2012-02-07
Granted, but other players are already monsters, so not much has changed.
I wish for more wishes in this thread.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kagamine - 2012-02-08
z0mgc00k13 Wrote:Granted, but other players are already monsters, so not much has changed.
I wish for more wishes in this thread.
Granted, but they're all short wishes that have almost no way to be corrupted. c:
I wish my equips were all cubed for perfect %int.
Corrupt a wish thread! - kingdj333 - 2012-02-08
Kagamine Wrote:Granted, but they're all short wishes that have almost no way to be corrupted. c:
I wish my equips were all cubed for perfect %int.
Granted, but Nexon removes your account forever.
I wish I was the worst rapper in the world
Corrupt a wish thread! - MuscleWizard - 2012-02-08
kingdj333 Wrote:Granted, but Nexon removes your account forever.
I wish I was the worst rapper in the world
Granted, but you become so terrible that you're somehow amazing, and gain fame, recognition, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Unfortunately, you then proceed to waste it all on drugs and various wenches. You proceed to knock up at least 30 of them, due to your reckless lifestyle choices, and are now saddled with child support payments for the next eighteen or so years. Have fun!
I wish that I could lead a better life.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nion - 2012-02-09
MuscleWizard Wrote:I wish that I could lead a better life.
Granted but you find out that the December 2012 thing is actually real.
I wish that there were no loopholes in the existence of mankind.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Untradeable - 2012-02-09
Nion Wrote:Granted but you find out that the December 2012 thing is actually real.
I wish that there were no loopholes in the existence of mankind.
Granted, but you are unable to enjoy this new existance as it exists in an alternate universe that you are only allowed to watch on channel 103.
I wish for a single post-it note.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2012-02-23
Untradeable Wrote:I wish for a single post-it note.
Granted but its sticky side gets stuck on your finger and it remains there for all of eternity!
I wish that the members of Southperry were transformed into equal teams of dogs, mice and cats so we could play a game of hide and go seek.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Raul - 2012-02-23
Pikamemnon Wrote:Granted but its sticky side gets stuck on your finger and it remains there for all of eternity!
I wish that the members of Southperry were transformed into equal teams of dogs, mice and cats so we could play a game of hide and go seek.
Granted, but the cats eat the mice, the dogs kill the cats, and Eos lasers the dogs because they're alive.
I wish that homework was abolished.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nion - 2012-02-23
Raul Wrote:Granted, but the cats eat the mice, the dogs kill the cats, and Eos lasers the dogs because they're alive.
I wish that homework was abolished.
Granted but you now have 10x schoolwork.
I wish I wouldn't be bored as often.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Raul - 2012-02-23
Nion Wrote:Granted but you now have 10x schoolwork.
I wish I wouldn't be bored as often.
Granted, but you're now chased around by a troupe of feral monkeys banging saucepans on their heads.
Spoiler
Corrupt a wish thread! - Pikamemnon - 2012-03-06
Nion Wrote:I wish I wouldn't be bored as often.Granted, but you become 100% busy and then miss the days when you were bored.
I wish to make a game more addictive than Maplestory.