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[NSFW] Southperotica. - butterfλi - 2009-12-09
ITT: Greg drowns in his own dignity.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Ryanide - 2009-12-09
Hazzy Wrote:Am I doing it right?
"What was that?" he asked, turning around to show his fully hardened clay model of Corn.
you got me with the last word
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Zephyr - 2009-12-09
Hazzy Wrote:Am I doing it right?
Spoiler
"No its not, i don't want to be in a wet and sticky situation with..."
Said Zephyr as Grog started to strip.
"What was that?" he asked, turning around to show his fully hardened clay model of Corn.
I hate you
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Corn - 2009-12-09
Ryanide Wrote:you got me with the last word
I'm pretty sure he's talking about me with "Corn."
BTW Rick (or was it Swerve?), where's the story about Shawn J-
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Zephyr - 2009-12-09
![[Image: karp.jpg]](http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8787/karp.jpg)
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Ryanide - 2009-12-09
Zephyr Wrote:
QUICK, KEN (BUTTERFLI) MAKE HiM EVOLVE IN THE GARDEVOiR STORY
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Swerve - 2009-12-09
ClawofBeta Wrote:I'm pretty sure he's talking about me with "Corn."
BTW Rick (or was it Swerve?), where's the story about Shawn J-
Rick. I never mentioned this thread once.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Zephyr - 2009-12-09
Hazzy Wrote:Am I doing it right?
Spoiler
"No its not, i don't want to be in a wet and sticky situation with..."
Said Zephyr as Grog started to strip.
"What was that?" he asked, turning around to show his fully hardened clay model of Corn.
Forgot something:
![[Image: icame.gif]](http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z232/Cascadian/icame.gif)
Not really...
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Bacon - 2009-12-09
Hey.
Shut the fuck up and post some stories.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Dyxanije - 2009-12-09
Loose Wrote:Keep those creative juices flowing, guys!
Just for you, babe.
Spoiler
On an extremely hot summer night in mid July, Loose was laying on his bed. This particular night was so hot that Loose was in his boxers, lying over bed sheets. As he tried to ignore the intense heat and fall asleep, he heard two sets of foot steps. He decided to get up and investigate this noise and get some ice water while he was up.
As he walked down the hall he heard a moan, it was coming from the kitchen. Loose walked up to the closed door and saw light coming from the crack between the door and the floor. He opened the kitchen door a bit to see what was going on. To his surprise there were two men, sucking each other off in the sixty nine position. Loose stood there frozen, unable to look away or move.
The two unidentified men then stood up. Loose was shocked to discover the identity of the two men, they were Tay and Rob. Tay proceeded to bend over and say "Go ahead". Rob made a devilish grin and proceed to penetrate Tay's "cute" white ass. Loose was dumb struck. He was unsure how Tay and Rob had found his place, let alone why they would break in and have sex. Confused and slightly scared, Loose decided to go back to his room and get some sleep.
Loose returned to his dark room. As he was walking to his bed, he slipped on a wet liquid. Loose hit is forehead on the a chair near his bed. As Loose tried to regain his composure, an unknown person jumped on his back, grabbed his hands, and handcuffed him. The perpetrator proceeded to tie Loose's legs together with what Loose assumed to be duct tape. Loose squirmed and moved with all his strength, but it was useless, Loose was totally restrained.
The unknown person let out a short giggle and turned Loose around so he was laying on his back. The room was too dark to identify the person restraining him, which only frustrated Loose. The unknown person then proceeded to take off Loose's boxers. Loose then spit in the perpetrator's face to get a reaction out of them, but the person just let out another giggle. Totally exposed, Loose was fearing anal rape by Tay and Rob.
The unknown person the leaned forward and gave Loose a kiss, forcing their tongue into Loose's mouth. Loose noticed the perpetrator's long hair fall against his chest. Loose prayed that he was getting rapped by a girl, or at least a feminine man. The person then grabbed Loose's penis and started stroking it. The person's hand was small and their skin was soft. Loose finally relaxed a bit, and the person took notice of this. The person then leaned forward again and put their chest against Loose's face. The chest was unmistakeably that of a petite female. Loose licked whatever the perpetrator would put close to his mouth.
The unknown female then moved back and started to suck Loose's penis. The woman's mouth was small, making Loose wonder if he was getting rapped by a young woman. The female started putting Loose's penis deeper and deeper into her mouth. The sensation was like nothing he had ever experienced. After five or so minuted of the best blowjob Loose had ever received, he couldn't contain himself much longer and released this load into her mouth. She immediately pulled her mouth away and Loose proceeded to ejaculate all over the female.
The woman then took her index finger and moved some of the semen on her face into her mouth. Then the woman grabbed Loose's head and shoved it onto her seman cover bosom. Loose was tried to pull away but his face was already covered with his own juices.
The female stood up and put her hands on Loose shoulders to support her as she lowered her body onto Loose's erect penis. In one swifter motion, the woman lowered herself onto Loose and he entered he was ease. The woman's vagina was very tight, which made both of them let out a moan. The woman started moving her hips and Loose did that same. The woman's moaning was just too sexy and the sensation of having sex with this woman was just too good. To Loose, this was easily on of the best f'uck he had ever had, and the night had just begun.
After the better half of an hour Loose could no longer hold and was about to come. Loose let out another manly moan and came, at the same time, the woman took Loose's penis out of her and let him come all over her. The woman laid there next to Loose, panting. Her legs were wide open and Loose took this opportunity to counter-rape her. He violently shoved his plantain into her and she let out a loud moan. This time around the woman was moaning louder and ever sexier. Loose couldn't stop now.
Suddenly, the door opened and someone turned on the lighters. Both Loose and the woman stared at the door. Tay and Rob stood at the doorway in shock. They both blushed and said, in unison, "Sorry to disturb you two." With the lights on, Loose looked at the women and discovered that she was inface Throws. Even more confused now than he was before, was not sure what to do. Throws then got up and roundhouse kicked poor Loose, knocking him out, unconscious.
In the morning Loose woke up with a massive migraine. Loose got up out of bed and rubbed his head thinking he just drank too much last night. As he walked toward the door, Loose slipped on a liquid. It was a mass amount of semen.
Fin.
As he walked down the hall he heard a moan, it was coming from the kitchen. Loose walked up to the closed door and saw light coming from the crack between the door and the floor. He opened the kitchen door a bit to see what was going on. To his surprise there were two men, sucking each other off in the sixty nine position. Loose stood there frozen, unable to look away or move.
The two unidentified men then stood up. Loose was shocked to discover the identity of the two men, they were Tay and Rob. Tay proceeded to bend over and say "Go ahead". Rob made a devilish grin and proceed to penetrate Tay's "cute" white ass. Loose was dumb struck. He was unsure how Tay and Rob had found his place, let alone why they would break in and have sex. Confused and slightly scared, Loose decided to go back to his room and get some sleep.
Loose returned to his dark room. As he was walking to his bed, he slipped on a wet liquid. Loose hit is forehead on the a chair near his bed. As Loose tried to regain his composure, an unknown person jumped on his back, grabbed his hands, and handcuffed him. The perpetrator proceeded to tie Loose's legs together with what Loose assumed to be duct tape. Loose squirmed and moved with all his strength, but it was useless, Loose was totally restrained.
The unknown person let out a short giggle and turned Loose around so he was laying on his back. The room was too dark to identify the person restraining him, which only frustrated Loose. The unknown person then proceeded to take off Loose's boxers. Loose then spit in the perpetrator's face to get a reaction out of them, but the person just let out another giggle. Totally exposed, Loose was fearing anal rape by Tay and Rob.
The unknown person the leaned forward and gave Loose a kiss, forcing their tongue into Loose's mouth. Loose noticed the perpetrator's long hair fall against his chest. Loose prayed that he was getting rapped by a girl, or at least a feminine man. The person then grabbed Loose's penis and started stroking it. The person's hand was small and their skin was soft. Loose finally relaxed a bit, and the person took notice of this. The person then leaned forward again and put their chest against Loose's face. The chest was unmistakeably that of a petite female. Loose licked whatever the perpetrator would put close to his mouth.
The unknown female then moved back and started to suck Loose's penis. The woman's mouth was small, making Loose wonder if he was getting rapped by a young woman. The female started putting Loose's penis deeper and deeper into her mouth. The sensation was like nothing he had ever experienced. After five or so minuted of the best blowjob Loose had ever received, he couldn't contain himself much longer and released this load into her mouth. She immediately pulled her mouth away and Loose proceeded to ejaculate all over the female.
The woman then took her index finger and moved some of the semen on her face into her mouth. Then the woman grabbed Loose's head and shoved it onto her seman cover bosom. Loose was tried to pull away but his face was already covered with his own juices.
The female stood up and put her hands on Loose shoulders to support her as she lowered her body onto Loose's erect penis. In one swifter motion, the woman lowered herself onto Loose and he entered he was ease. The woman's vagina was very tight, which made both of them let out a moan. The woman started moving her hips and Loose did that same. The woman's moaning was just too sexy and the sensation of having sex with this woman was just too good. To Loose, this was easily on of the best f'uck he had ever had, and the night had just begun.
After the better half of an hour Loose could no longer hold and was about to come. Loose let out another manly moan and came, at the same time, the woman took Loose's penis out of her and let him come all over her. The woman laid there next to Loose, panting. Her legs were wide open and Loose took this opportunity to counter-rape her. He violently shoved his plantain into her and she let out a loud moan. This time around the woman was moaning louder and ever sexier. Loose couldn't stop now.
Suddenly, the door opened and someone turned on the lighters. Both Loose and the woman stared at the door. Tay and Rob stood at the doorway in shock. They both blushed and said, in unison, "Sorry to disturb you two." With the lights on, Loose looked at the women and discovered that she was inface Throws. Even more confused now than he was before, was not sure what to do. Throws then got up and roundhouse kicked poor Loose, knocking him out, unconscious.
In the morning Loose woke up with a massive migraine. Loose got up out of bed and rubbed his head thinking he just drank too much last night. As he walked toward the door, Loose slipped on a liquid. It was a mass amount of semen.
Fin.
Final thoughts.
Wow, I didn't even mean to write that much, I guess the thought of creative juices got me pumped for writing. Also, please critique the hell out of it, I did not proof read it.
I wanted to give Santa a cameo but he would ruin the story.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Spideyjvc - 2009-12-09
Ryanide Wrote:QUICK, KEN (BUTTERFLI) MAKE HiM EVOLVE IN THE GARDEVOiR STORY
Done
*CONGRATULATIONS! Your MAGIKARP has evolved into a GYARADOS!*
"Wow!" Exclaimed Butterfli, wide eyed at his new Pokemon. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got alot taller, and angrier looking too. It almost looked like Sarah.
"So you're a Gyarados, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Pokemon, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.
'FUCK YOU, MASTER!'
"...!" Butterfli jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"
'IT'S ME MASTER, THE FUCKING SERPENT.'
Butterfli blinked, turning back to look at his Gyarados. "That was.... you?" She flailed around angrily spouting out a tsunami of profane words.
'FUCK, HOW COULD YOU BE SO DENSE.' Gyarados said wordfully.
"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Pokemon."
Gyarados' face grew red with rage. 'GODDAMN FUCKCUNTSHITNUGGETS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SMEGMAMOUTHED ANAL CARTRIDGE?! WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TELEPATHY!? FUCKING RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Butterfli winked, causing Gyarados to grow even more enraged. Butterfli didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the friend center for some much-deserved healing?”
Gyarados stuck up her tail, in what can only be assumed to be her gesture of a middle finger. She charged up his hyper beam, but just as she was about to fire it, she was interrupted.
“Alright!” Butterfli smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, forcefully sucking Gyarados within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.
Feeling more drained than usual, Butterfli decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.
He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Butterfli threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gyarados appeared in the motel room. She thrashed wildly on the floor screaming words that would make the baby Jesus cry. Then she quickly jerked herself around.
‘DICKTEA!’
Butterfli jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gyarados! “Ah! W-what are you……”
‘FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-’ She bit her bottom lip intensely and slammed her face into the floor in an attempt to hold back on her thoughts of killing the pathetic trainer in front of her.
“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Butterfli chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.
‘SHIT, SHIT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANNA BITE YOUR FUCKING NUTSKIN OFF YOU CUMGIZZLING DICKFIG.‘
“…! Huh?” Butterfli blinked.
Gyarados looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still enraged, but her eyes….. they were bloodshot. ‘WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUMMON ME HERE WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DRESSED LIKE THAT ALONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL ROOM YOU SICK COCKGOBLIN. ‘
“Um……”
‘I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. WAITING UNTIL I EVOLVED…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she was an unstoppable demon when she moved. So violently, so angrily. Her tail went to his neck, constricting over the warm skin. ‘….. UNTIL I COULD HAVE YOU!!! ‘
“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Butterfli’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his friend actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?
She spat on him. ‘HAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IMPALED ON A SPIKE MADE OUT OF YOUR INNARDS AFTER I BURN THEM INTO A FUCKTACULAR CRISP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RIPPING THEM OUT YOUR FUCKING BODY!’ She pressed her fangs against his face, wrapping her tail neck and engaging him in a painful, heated embrace. To be honest, she'd always wanted to kill him. Ever since she was a Magikarp. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘rip’.
Butterfli was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her tail, his lips beginning to kiss her tongue, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”
‘HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU'RE SHITTING ON BUTLER DICKS NOW SAUSAGECUNT. I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCKING EAT YOU WHOLE!’ She screamed as his kissing grew more passionate.
“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sliding his head from Gyarados' mouth quite skillfully, then tossing himself onto the bed. She crawled on after him, even more enraged that he was able to slide from her grasps.
‘Oh Gyarados….. so assertive!’
“DILOPPADICKSAURUS!” She tried biting him again.
‘Gyarados……’
“FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOLSIJDOFSJFOSJIEFJWOIEJFOSJFOSJOGJOSEJ!!!”
‘Grarados……. ‘
“WHAT, WHAT IS IT?! WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS YOU WORTHLESS DICKCHEESE!?” She pulled away.
‘Do you have…. Protection?’
Gyarados' vessel in her forehead was about to burst, then she tensed her brows. “WISEGUY EH?! NO, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE PROTECT.”
He nodded.
“Uh oh...But we don’t need those! I'm okay getting you pregnant...if you're okay with it..."
‘I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT IT SOUNDS A LOT TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ASKING FOR ME TO JAM A SPIKE HEATED UP AT APPROXIMATELY 500 DEGREES CELSIUS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SPHINCTER WHILE SINGING ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT.‘ She screamed, getting ready to bite into him.
“Wait… what?” He tilted his head.
’THAT'S IT, HERE I COME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. TIME TO GO WILD ANIMAL ON YOUR ASS.’
“…. Aw. Gyarados. I don’t think of you as an animal! “
‘NOT THE POINT, TOO BAD SMEGMABRAINS.’
He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”
Gyarados’s lunged down to bite Butterfli, but he had already rolled off the bed and was on his way downstairs. ‘KHALIL BALD DICKS! ’
After a quick dressing session, Butterfli hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. Gyarados followed as best she could, flapping around to move with her body made for the water. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”
“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.
‘GET BACK HERE GERMAN LIZARDNUTS’
“I don’t have any change…… “
‘RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH‘ Gyarados struggled to get to the bottom of the stairs.
“……. “ He stared at her for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Butterfli knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.
‘WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE GANNA WISH THAT MACHINE HAD LIFE SUPPORT’
“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Butterfli pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“
“Posting in a funhouse thread.“
Butterfli jumped as a kid in speedos with sunglasses walked up to him.
“This story is shit.”
“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Butterfli stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“
“Disagreeing with me? Trolling.” The Greg pulled out a piece of paper with the word "Flugzeug" written on it.
‘FINALLY, I GOT YOU NOW DICKBUCKET!’ Gyarados found his way between the two, as he charged his hyper beam. ‘BLUBBERSHIT SUNDAE, FUCK YOU MASTER!‘ Then an exploding plane crashed on Gyarados.
“….Gyarados! NO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU—“ He never finished his sentence as an other exploding plane crashed on him, crushing half is body. He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. Everything was going dark. Everything was vanishing. He saw Gyarados’ severed head on the other side of the room, and the half naked boy climbing on a Unicorn and galloping away nonchalantly.
*CONGRATULATIONS! Your MAGIKARP has evolved into a GYARADOS!*
"Wow!" Exclaimed Butterfli, wide eyed at his new Pokemon. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got alot taller, and angrier looking too. It almost looked like Sarah.
"So you're a Gyarados, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Pokemon, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.
'FUCK YOU, MASTER!'
"...!" Butterfli jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"
'IT'S ME MASTER, THE FUCKING SERPENT.'
Butterfli blinked, turning back to look at his Gyarados. "That was.... you?" She flailed around angrily spouting out a tsunami of profane words.
'FUCK, HOW COULD YOU BE SO DENSE.' Gyarados said wordfully.
"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Pokemon."
Gyarados' face grew red with rage. 'GODDAMN FUCKCUNTSHITNUGGETS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SMEGMAMOUTHED ANAL CARTRIDGE?! WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TELEPATHY!? FUCKING RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Butterfli winked, causing Gyarados to grow even more enraged. Butterfli didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the friend center for some much-deserved healing?”
Gyarados stuck up her tail, in what can only be assumed to be her gesture of a middle finger. She charged up his hyper beam, but just as she was about to fire it, she was interrupted.
“Alright!” Butterfli smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, forcefully sucking Gyarados within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.
Feeling more drained than usual, Butterfli decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.
He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Butterfli threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gyarados appeared in the motel room. She thrashed wildly on the floor screaming words that would make the baby Jesus cry. Then she quickly jerked herself around.
‘DICKTEA!’
Butterfli jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gyarados! “Ah! W-what are you……”
‘FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-’ She bit her bottom lip intensely and slammed her face into the floor in an attempt to hold back on her thoughts of killing the pathetic trainer in front of her.
“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Butterfli chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.
‘SHIT, SHIT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANNA BITE YOUR FUCKING NUTSKIN OFF YOU CUMGIZZLING DICKFIG.‘
“…! Huh?” Butterfli blinked.
Gyarados looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still enraged, but her eyes….. they were bloodshot. ‘WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUMMON ME HERE WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DRESSED LIKE THAT ALONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL ROOM YOU SICK COCKGOBLIN. ‘
“Um……”
‘I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. WAITING UNTIL I EVOLVED…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she was an unstoppable demon when she moved. So violently, so angrily. Her tail went to his neck, constricting over the warm skin. ‘….. UNTIL I COULD HAVE YOU!!! ‘
“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Butterfli’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his friend actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?
She spat on him. ‘HAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IMPALED ON A SPIKE MADE OUT OF YOUR INNARDS AFTER I BURN THEM INTO A FUCKTACULAR CRISP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RIPPING THEM OUT YOUR FUCKING BODY!’ She pressed her fangs against his face, wrapping her tail neck and engaging him in a painful, heated embrace. To be honest, she'd always wanted to kill him. Ever since she was a Magikarp. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘rip’.
Butterfli was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her tail, his lips beginning to kiss her tongue, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”
‘HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU'RE SHITTING ON BUTLER DICKS NOW SAUSAGECUNT. I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCKING EAT YOU WHOLE!’ She screamed as his kissing grew more passionate.
“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sliding his head from Gyarados' mouth quite skillfully, then tossing himself onto the bed. She crawled on after him, even more enraged that he was able to slide from her grasps.
‘Oh Gyarados….. so assertive!’
“DILOPPADICKSAURUS!” She tried biting him again.
‘Gyarados……’
“FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOLSIJDOFSJFOSJIEFJWOIEJFOSJFOSJOGJOSEJ!!!”
‘Grarados……. ‘
“WHAT, WHAT IS IT?! WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS YOU WORTHLESS DICKCHEESE!?” She pulled away.
‘Do you have…. Protection?’
Gyarados' vessel in her forehead was about to burst, then she tensed her brows. “WISEGUY EH?! NO, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE PROTECT.”
He nodded.
“Uh oh...But we don’t need those! I'm okay getting you pregnant...if you're okay with it..."
‘I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT IT SOUNDS A LOT TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ASKING FOR ME TO JAM A SPIKE HEATED UP AT APPROXIMATELY 500 DEGREES CELSIUS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SPHINCTER WHILE SINGING ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT.‘ She screamed, getting ready to bite into him.
“Wait… what?” He tilted his head.
’THAT'S IT, HERE I COME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. TIME TO GO WILD ANIMAL ON YOUR ASS.’
“…. Aw. Gyarados. I don’t think of you as an animal! “
‘NOT THE POINT, TOO BAD SMEGMABRAINS.’
He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”
Gyarados’s lunged down to bite Butterfli, but he had already rolled off the bed and was on his way downstairs. ‘KHALIL BALD DICKS! ’
After a quick dressing session, Butterfli hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. Gyarados followed as best she could, flapping around to move with her body made for the water. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”
“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.
‘GET BACK HERE GERMAN LIZARDNUTS’
“I don’t have any change…… “
‘RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH‘ Gyarados struggled to get to the bottom of the stairs.
“……. “ He stared at her for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Butterfli knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.
‘WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE GANNA WISH THAT MACHINE HAD LIFE SUPPORT’
“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Butterfli pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“
“Posting in a funhouse thread.“
Butterfli jumped as a kid in speedos with sunglasses walked up to him.
“This story is shit.”
“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Butterfli stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“
“Disagreeing with me? Trolling.” The Greg pulled out a piece of paper with the word "Flugzeug" written on it.
‘FINALLY, I GOT YOU NOW DICKBUCKET!’ Gyarados found his way between the two, as he charged his hyper beam. ‘BLUBBERSHIT SUNDAE, FUCK YOU MASTER!‘ Then an exploding plane crashed on Gyarados.
“….Gyarados! NO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU—“ He never finished his sentence as an other exploding plane crashed on him, crushing half is body. He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. Everything was going dark. Everything was vanishing. He saw Gyarados’ severed head on the other side of the room, and the half naked boy climbing on a Unicorn and galloping away nonchalantly.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Ryanide - 2009-12-09
Bravo, spidey, bravo.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - TøbiasBlack - 2009-12-09
Take this!
"I'm sorry," was the last thing I heard her say before she was on top of me. Her strong arms rushed forward and wrapped around my arms and gripped me tight, the pressure so immense I was barely able to keep a grip on my sword. As she pressed herself against me, I could feel her breasts pressing against my chest, and when I looked down I could see them, the soft luscious mounds that were just barely hanging inside of her robe.
With one swift movement, she arched her powerful legs and back, and in one motion was flipping me over her, slamming me to the ground with a thunderous clud. I let go of my sword from the initial shock, and the rest of my body started to go numb from the shellshock. I tilted my head as best as I could, and all I could see was her lovely form dashing ahead into the fray of battle. Countless men tried to stop her, slashing and hammering at her with maces and axes, poles and spears, but with each attack she parried and volleyed, returning the attack back to the attacker two fold.
The loose flowing garment she wore was all too flattering. The white satin that draped over her chest danced and swayed with every move she maked, accenuating the swaying of her tender breasts as she flirted to and fro, her silver daggers slashing away at my comrades. I could make out faintly the glint of her blades as they slashed through the jugular vein of Isaac, my commander, and I could see him fall to the ground with a look of utter shock in his eyes.
Slowly I could feel my body regaining its nerve, but my heart had already been broken by her beauty. I stood up to watch her, her long hair drapping down her back and slapping her hind quarters every time she plunged her dagger into the chest of one of my mates. She was almost fatally wounded by Mark when he attacked her from the flank, but this woman was more than aware of his presence, but was not able to predict the angle of his attack. As his spear ran forward, it caught hold of her garment and tore it off of her, revealing a small brassiere underneath made of spun copper. In surprise he was caught off guard to see this terrific swordswoman wearing such a scantilous garment, and in that moment of hesitation, his heart was run through by those feared blades of hers, the Zephyr.
I couldn't myself stop but stare at her voluptuous figure after her robe was torn from her. The long green sash she wore fluttered in the breeze, and her long skirt gently kissed her slender, muscled thighs. I was struck with awe at the scene I saw before me. This marvelous woman, whose name I had not known, was able to eliminate half of the entire army, and she did it so gracefully that not a single hair on her head was out of place. I stood there, dumbfounded.
Somehow she sensed that I was still alive, and slowly she walked towards me. I saw the daggers blades, dripping with the blood of my fallen brethren, hanging loosely, but still firmly, in her tender hands. She took her time walking over to me, and I was paralyzed with fear. Slowly she came closer to me, and with each step I felt a fear run down my spine. "Is she going to kill me?" I thought to myself. "Is this how I am going to die?"
As she came to stand before me, she looked at me, inspecting me up and down, from head to toe. It was then that I was able to fully see her face and all its splendor. Her eyes shone out like the most brilliant of emerald, and her nose was small and incredibly cute. Her cheeks were stained by the blood of my allies, but underneath the blood stains I could make out the rosy blush to them.
"What's your name soldier?" she asked me suddenly. I was taken aback at her starkness.
"M-m-my n-n-n-name?" I responded weakly. I could feel my feet begin to tremble and my hands start to sweat.
"Yes, I asked you your name. Where I am from that's the custom, to give someone your name when they're asked it." The tone of her voice was harsh and cruel, like she was speaking with the intent to attack my sanity.
"M-my name is..." I stammered at this point. What should I do? If I gave her my name, would she then proceed to kill me afterwards? But who in this day and age asks someone their name before they slay them in cold blood? I was nervous, and I could feel the sweat start to trickle down my face.
"I asked you your name soldier. If you do not give me your name, then I'll have to take your li--"
"MY NAME IS PETER, MY NAME IS PETER!" I interrupted. Her eyes shrunk, and I could see the fire in them grow intense. Quickly I pulled my hands over my mouth in shame, then bowed deeply. "I'm sorry, please, forgive me, I did not mean to interupt you!"
At that, all I could hear was her billowing laughter. I didn't dare to raise my head, staring firmly at her feet. Her nails, I noted, were painted a deep shade of turqouise. They looked delicate, even despite her sandals being covered with the dirt and blood of my friends.
Suddenly I felt her hands grasp at the back of my neck and harshly my head was pulled upwards. The next moment her lips were pressed against my own, and I could feel how tender and juicy they were. The feel of her mouth on my own attacked my senses, and all I could feel was a deep, powerful desire for her at that moment, right then and there on the blood-stained battlefield. Her tongue danced and slashed about inside my mouth as we continued to kiss passionately.
With that my mind went blank, and I began to fall victim to my humanly impulses. I reached out with my hand at her breast, and felt the softness for myself. They were tender and firm, but with a strange bounce to them that drove my heart wild. I played and toyed with them for a moment, and I could hear her sighs of pleasure inside of my mouth, and I knew she had a desire for me as strong as mine for her.
The next instant I could feel the clasp on my belt loosening, and I could see her hands wildly at work undoing the fastens for my leggings. I seized the opportunity and tugged at her sash, and I saw as the remainder of her robe fell down to the ground. I was greeted by the sight of her linen undergarment, which sent a powerful force raging through my nethers. After that I felt a strong and painful sting in my chest.
I looked down and I saw her arm at my heart, and in her hand was one of her blades. In my lustful fervor I failed to notice as she reached around to her sheath and retracted a smaller, longer, thinner third blade and ran me through with it. I let out a small sigh, as the crimson trail of blood started to ooze out from my wound.
As I fell to the ground, I reached upwards pleadingly for her. She smiled at me and put away the blade, then reached down and picked up her two daggers. Before raising herself back to a standing position, she leaned over and whispered into my ear.
"Thank you for being such a weak man." With that, my vision, my hearing, my sense of self, all started to fade away into the darkness. The last sight I saw was the tip of her long cinnamon colored hair drafting behind her as she walked away from the battlefield. Single-handedly she had defeated an entire army of combatants,and she did so with beauty and grace.
With one swift movement, she arched her powerful legs and back, and in one motion was flipping me over her, slamming me to the ground with a thunderous clud. I let go of my sword from the initial shock, and the rest of my body started to go numb from the shellshock. I tilted my head as best as I could, and all I could see was her lovely form dashing ahead into the fray of battle. Countless men tried to stop her, slashing and hammering at her with maces and axes, poles and spears, but with each attack she parried and volleyed, returning the attack back to the attacker two fold.
The loose flowing garment she wore was all too flattering. The white satin that draped over her chest danced and swayed with every move she maked, accenuating the swaying of her tender breasts as she flirted to and fro, her silver daggers slashing away at my comrades. I could make out faintly the glint of her blades as they slashed through the jugular vein of Isaac, my commander, and I could see him fall to the ground with a look of utter shock in his eyes.
Slowly I could feel my body regaining its nerve, but my heart had already been broken by her beauty. I stood up to watch her, her long hair drapping down her back and slapping her hind quarters every time she plunged her dagger into the chest of one of my mates. She was almost fatally wounded by Mark when he attacked her from the flank, but this woman was more than aware of his presence, but was not able to predict the angle of his attack. As his spear ran forward, it caught hold of her garment and tore it off of her, revealing a small brassiere underneath made of spun copper. In surprise he was caught off guard to see this terrific swordswoman wearing such a scantilous garment, and in that moment of hesitation, his heart was run through by those feared blades of hers, the Zephyr.
I couldn't myself stop but stare at her voluptuous figure after her robe was torn from her. The long green sash she wore fluttered in the breeze, and her long skirt gently kissed her slender, muscled thighs. I was struck with awe at the scene I saw before me. This marvelous woman, whose name I had not known, was able to eliminate half of the entire army, and she did it so gracefully that not a single hair on her head was out of place. I stood there, dumbfounded.
Somehow she sensed that I was still alive, and slowly she walked towards me. I saw the daggers blades, dripping with the blood of my fallen brethren, hanging loosely, but still firmly, in her tender hands. She took her time walking over to me, and I was paralyzed with fear. Slowly she came closer to me, and with each step I felt a fear run down my spine. "Is she going to kill me?" I thought to myself. "Is this how I am going to die?"
As she came to stand before me, she looked at me, inspecting me up and down, from head to toe. It was then that I was able to fully see her face and all its splendor. Her eyes shone out like the most brilliant of emerald, and her nose was small and incredibly cute. Her cheeks were stained by the blood of my allies, but underneath the blood stains I could make out the rosy blush to them.
"What's your name soldier?" she asked me suddenly. I was taken aback at her starkness.
"M-m-my n-n-n-name?" I responded weakly. I could feel my feet begin to tremble and my hands start to sweat.
"Yes, I asked you your name. Where I am from that's the custom, to give someone your name when they're asked it." The tone of her voice was harsh and cruel, like she was speaking with the intent to attack my sanity.
"M-my name is..." I stammered at this point. What should I do? If I gave her my name, would she then proceed to kill me afterwards? But who in this day and age asks someone their name before they slay them in cold blood? I was nervous, and I could feel the sweat start to trickle down my face.
"I asked you your name soldier. If you do not give me your name, then I'll have to take your li--"
"MY NAME IS PETER, MY NAME IS PETER!" I interrupted. Her eyes shrunk, and I could see the fire in them grow intense. Quickly I pulled my hands over my mouth in shame, then bowed deeply. "I'm sorry, please, forgive me, I did not mean to interupt you!"
At that, all I could hear was her billowing laughter. I didn't dare to raise my head, staring firmly at her feet. Her nails, I noted, were painted a deep shade of turqouise. They looked delicate, even despite her sandals being covered with the dirt and blood of my friends.
Suddenly I felt her hands grasp at the back of my neck and harshly my head was pulled upwards. The next moment her lips were pressed against my own, and I could feel how tender and juicy they were. The feel of her mouth on my own attacked my senses, and all I could feel was a deep, powerful desire for her at that moment, right then and there on the blood-stained battlefield. Her tongue danced and slashed about inside my mouth as we continued to kiss passionately.
With that my mind went blank, and I began to fall victim to my humanly impulses. I reached out with my hand at her breast, and felt the softness for myself. They were tender and firm, but with a strange bounce to them that drove my heart wild. I played and toyed with them for a moment, and I could hear her sighs of pleasure inside of my mouth, and I knew she had a desire for me as strong as mine for her.
The next instant I could feel the clasp on my belt loosening, and I could see her hands wildly at work undoing the fastens for my leggings. I seized the opportunity and tugged at her sash, and I saw as the remainder of her robe fell down to the ground. I was greeted by the sight of her linen undergarment, which sent a powerful force raging through my nethers. After that I felt a strong and painful sting in my chest.
I looked down and I saw her arm at my heart, and in her hand was one of her blades. In my lustful fervor I failed to notice as she reached around to her sheath and retracted a smaller, longer, thinner third blade and ran me through with it. I let out a small sigh, as the crimson trail of blood started to ooze out from my wound.
As I fell to the ground, I reached upwards pleadingly for her. She smiled at me and put away the blade, then reached down and picked up her two daggers. Before raising herself back to a standing position, she leaned over and whispered into my ear.
"Thank you for being such a weak man." With that, my vision, my hearing, my sense of self, all started to fade away into the darkness. The last sight I saw was the tip of her long cinnamon colored hair drafting behind her as she walked away from the battlefield. Single-handedly she had defeated an entire army of combatants,and she did so with beauty and grace.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - butterfλi - 2009-12-09
Spideyjvc Wrote:Done
*CONGRATULATIONS! Your MAGIKARP has evolved into a GYARADOS!*
"Wow!" Exclaimed Butterfli, wide eyed at his new Pokemon. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got alot taller, and angrier looking too. It almost looked like Sarah.
"So you're a Gyarados, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Pokemon, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.
'FUCK YOU, MASTER!'
"...!" Butterfli jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"
'IT'S ME MASTER, THE FUCKING SERPENT.'
Butterfli blinked, turning back to look at his Gyarados. "That was.... you?" She flailed around angrily spouting out a tsunami of profane words.
'FUCK, HOW COULD YOU BE SO DENSE.' Gyarados said wordfully.
"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Pokemon."
Gyarados' face grew red with rage. 'GODDAMN FUCKCUNTSHITNUGGETS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SMEGMAMOUTHED ANAL CARTRIDGE?! WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TELEPATHY!? FUCKING RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
No problem. I give compliments when compliments due. Butterfli winked, causing Gyarados to grow even more enraged. Butterfli didnt seem to notice though. Well, were almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the friend center for some much-deserved healing?
Gyarados stuck up his tail, in what can only be assumed to be her gesture of a middle finger. He charged up his hyper beam, but just as he was about to fire it, he was interrupted.
Alright! Butterfli smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, forcefully sucking Gyarados within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.
Feeling more drained than usual, Butterfli decided to spend the night at that town. He wasnt exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.
He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Butterfli threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didnt notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gyarados appeared in the motel room. She thrashed wildly on the floor screaming words that would make the baby Jesus cry. Then she quickly jerked herself around.
DICKTEA!
Butterfli jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gyarados! Ah! W-what are you
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- She bit her bottom lip intensely and slammed her face into the floor in an attempt to hold back on her thoughts of killing the pathetic trainer in front of her.
Oh man . Im so embarrassed .. this was I mean, this wasnt . I didnt .. Butterfli chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.
SHIT, SHIT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANNA BITE YOUR FUCKING NUTSKIN OFF YOU CUMGIZZLING DICKFIG.
! Huh? Butterfli blinked.
Gyarados looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still enraged, but her eyes .. they were bloodshot. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUMMON ME HERE WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DRESSED LIKE THAT ALONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL ROOM YOU SICK COCKGOBLIN.
Um
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. WAITING UNTIL I EVOLVED . She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she was an unstoppable demon when she moved. So violently, so angrily. Her tail went to his neck, constricting over the warm skin. .. UNTIL I COULD HAVE YOU!!!
H-h-h-have y-y-you?! Butterflis face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his friend actually . And did she really and why didnt he feel more disgusted by this? Did he . Did he want it all along after all?
She spat on him. HAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IMPALED ON A SPIKE MADE OUT OF YOUR INNARDS AFTER I BURN THEM INTO A FUCKTACULAR CRISP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RIPPING THEM OUT YOUR FUCKING BODY! She pressed her fangs against his face, wrapping her tail neck and engaging him in a painful, heated embrace. To be honest, she'd always wanted to kill him. Ever since she was a Magikarp. But it had been impossible until now . Now it could all rip.
Butterfli was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her tail, his lips beginning to kiss her tongue, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. Mmm
HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU'RE SHITTING ON BUTLER DICKS NOW SAUSAGECUNT. I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCKING EAT YOU WHOLE! She screamed as his kissing grew more passionate.
Mmm Then lets not wait anymore! He exclaimed suddenly, sliding his head from Gyarados' mouth quite skillfully, then tossing himself onto the bed. She crawled on after him, even more enraged that he was able to slide from her grasps.
Oh Gyarados .. so assertive!
DILOPPADICKSAURUS! She tried biting him again.
Gyarados
FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOLSIJDOFSJFOSJIEFJWOIEJFOSJFOSJOGJOSEJ!!!
Grarados .
WHAT, WHAT IS IT?! WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS YOU WORTHLESS DICKCHEESE!? She pulled away.
Do you have . Protection?
Gyarados' vessel in her forehead was about to burst, then she tensed her brows. WISEGUY EH?! NO, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE PROTECT.
He nodded.
Uh oh...But we dont need those! I'm okay getting you pregnant...if you're okay with it..."
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT IT SOUNDS A LOT TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ASKING FOR ME TO JAM A SPIKE HEATED UP AT APPROXIMATELY 500 DEGREES CELSIUS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SPHINCTER WHILE SINGING ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT. She screamed, getting ready to bite into him.
Wait what? He tilted his head.
THAT'S IT, HERE I COME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. TIME TO GO WILD ANIMAL ON YOUR ASS.
. Aw. Gyarados. I dont think of you as an animal!
NOT THE POINT, TOO BAD SMEGMABRAINS.
He pursed his lips, then smiled. Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Lets go!
Gyaradoss lunged down to bite Butterfli, but he had already rolled off the bed and was on his way downstairs. KHALIL BALD DICKS!
After a quick dressing session, Butterfli hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. Gyarados followed as best she could, flapping around to move with her body made for the water. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom .. Condoms!
Uh . Oh uh .. He patted his pockets.
GET BACK HERE GERMAN LIZARDNUTS
I dont have any change
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH Gyarados struggled to get to the bottom of the stairs.
. He stared at her for a moment, then nodded. Dont worry! Butterfli knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.
WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE GANNA WISH THAT MACHINE HAD LIFE SUPPORT
Dont worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg . Just a little .bit .. more . And .. got it! Butterfli pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. Now, lets get back up there and
Posting in a funhouse thread.
Butterfli jumped as a kid in speedos with sunglasses walked up to him.
This story is shit.
Uh sir . Im sorry . Really . It wont happen again . Butterfli stuttered out, wide eyed. Let me just get my wall-
Disagreeing with me? Trolling. The Greg pulled out a piece of paper with the word "Flugzeug" written on it.
FINALLY, I GOT YOU NOW DICKBUCKET! Gyarados found his way between the two, as he charged his hyper beam. BLUBBERSHIT SUNDAE, FUCK YOU MASTER! Then an exploding plane crashed on Gyarados.
.Gyarados! NO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU He never finished his sentence as an other exploding plane crashed on him, crushing half is body. He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. Everything was going dark. Everything was vanishing. He saw Gyarados severed head on the other side of the room, and the half naked boy climbing on a Unicorn and galloping away nonchalantly.
Sex fantasies with monstrous, giant snake-like things are always the best. Thank you.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Rob - 2009-12-09
Dyxanije Wrote:Just for you, babe.
Spoiler
On an extremely hot summer night in mid July, Loose was laying on his bed. This particular night was so hot that Loose was in his boxers, lying over bed sheets. As he tried to ignore the intense heat and fall asleep, he heard two sets of foot steps. He decided to get up and investigate this noise and get some ice water while he was up.
As he walked down the hall he heard a moan, it was coming from the kitchen. Loose walked up to the closed door and saw light coming from the crack between the door and the floor. He opened the kitchen door a bit to see what was going on. To his surprise there were two men, sucking each other off in the sixty nine position. Loose stood there frozen, unable to look away or move.
The two unidentified men then stood up. Loose was shocked to discover the identity of the two men, they were Tay and Rob. Tay proceeded to bend over and say "Go ahead". Rob made a devilish grin and proceed to penetrate Tay's "cute" white ass. Loose was dumb struck. He was unsure how Tay and Rob had found his place, let alone why they would break in and have sex. Confused and slightly scared, Loose decided to go back to his room and get some sleep.
Loose returned to his dark room. As he was walking to his bed, he slipped on a wet liquid. Loose hit is forehead on the a chair near his bed. As Loose tried to regain his composure, an unknown person jumped on his back, grabbed his hands, and handcuffed him. The perpetrator proceeded to tie Loose's legs together with what Loose assumed to be duct tape. Loose squirmed and moved with all his strength, but it was useless, Loose was totally restrained.
The unknown person let out a short giggle and turned Loose around so he was laying on his back. The room was too dark to identify the person restraining him, which only frustrated Loose. The unknown person then proceeded to take off Loose's boxers. Loose then spit in the perpetrator's face to get a reaction out of them, but the person just let out another giggle. Totally exposed, Loose was fearing anal rape by Tay and Rob.
The unknown person the leaned forward and gave Loose a kiss, forcing their tongue into Loose's mouth. Loose noticed the perpetrator's long hair fall against his chest. Loose prayed that he was getting rapped by a girl, or at least a feminine man. The person then grabbed Loose's penis and started stroking it. The person's hand was small and their skin was soft. Loose finally relaxed a bit, and the person took notice of this. The person then leaned forward again and put their chest against Loose's face. The chest was unmistakeably that of a petite female. Loose licked whatever the perpetrator would put close to his mouth.
The unknown female then moved back and started to suck Loose's penis. The woman's mouth was small, making Loose wonder if he was getting rapped by a young woman. The female started putting Loose's penis deeper and deeper into her mouth. The sensation was like nothing he had ever experienced. After five or so minuted of the best blowjob Loose had ever received, he couldn't contain himself much longer and released this load into her mouth. She immediately pulled her mouth away and Loose proceeded to ejaculate all over the female.
The woman then took her index finger and moved some of the semen on her face into her mouth. Then the woman grabbed Loose's head and shoved it onto her seman cover bosom. Loose was tried to pull away but his face was already covered with his own juices.
The female stood up and put her hands on Loose shoulders to support her as she lowered her body onto Loose's erect penis. In one swifter motion, the woman lowered herself onto Loose and he entered he was ease. The woman's vagina was very tight, which made both of them let out a moan. The woman started moving her hips and Loose did that same. The woman's moaning was just too sexy and the sensation of having sex with this woman was just too good. To Loose, this was easily on of the best f'uck he had ever had, and the night had just begun.
After the better half of an hour Loose could no longer hold and was about to come. Loose let out another manly moan and came, at the same time, the woman took Loose's penis out of her and let him come all over her. The woman laid there next to Loose, panting. Her legs were wide open and Loose took this opportunity to counter-rape her. He violently shoved his plantain into her and she let out a loud moan. This time around the woman was moaning louder and ever sexier. Loose couldn't stop now.
Suddenly, the door opened and someone turned on the lighters. Both Loose and the woman stared at the door. Tay and Rob stood at the doorway in shock. They both blushed and said, in unison, "Sorry to disturb you two." With the lights on, Loose looked at the women and discovered that she was inface Throws. Even more confused now than he was before, was not sure what to do. Throws then got up and roundhouse kicked poor Loose, knocking him out, unconscious.
In the morning Loose woke up with a massive migraine. Loose got up out of bed and rubbed his head thinking he just drank too much last night. As he walked toward the door, Loose slipped on a liquid. It was a mass amount of semen.
Fin.
Final thoughts.
Wow, I didn't even mean to write that much, I guess the thought of creative juices got me pumped for writing. Also, please critique the hell out of it, I did not proof read it.
I wanted to give Santa a cameo but he would ruin the story.
Loose, Throws, Tay and me all in one story. Nice read. The imaginery wasn't really good for ME at times, but nice regardless.
By the way, this part
Spoiler
Dyxanije Wrote:The unknown female then moved back and started to suck Loose's penis. The woman's mouth was small, making Loose wonder if he was getting rapped by a young woman. The female started putting Loose's penis deeper and deeper into her mouth. The sensation was like nothing he had ever experienced. After five or so minuted of the best blowjob Loose had ever received, he couldn't contain himself much longer and released this load into her mouth. She immediately pulled her mouth away and Loose proceeded to ejaculate all over the female.
The woman then took her index finger and moved some of the semen on her face into her mouth. Then the woman grabbed Loose's head and shoved it onto her seman cover bosom. Loose was tried to pull away but his face was already covered with his own juices.
made me feel horny. I hate you.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Bomber - 2009-12-09
Woo. I'm alive an not wet yet.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - kingdj333 - 2009-12-09
Hazzy Wrote:Am I doing it right?
Spoiler
"No its not, i don't want to be in a wet and sticky situation with..."
Said Zephyr as Grog started to strip.
"What was that?" he asked, turning around to show his fully hardened clay model of Corn.
I demand Moar!
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Dyxanije - 2009-12-09
Heh, looks like I went overboard.
Rob Wrote:Loose, Throws, Tay and me all in one story. Nice read. The imaginery wasn't really good for ME at times, but nice regardless.
By the way, this part
Spoiler
made me feel horny. I hate you.
Yeah, I need to work on that. Oh well, it was a quick write that in thoroughly enjoyed thing of.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Rob - 2009-12-09
Dyxanije Wrote:Heh, looks like I went overboard.
Yeah, I need to work on that. Oh well, it was a quick write that in thoroughly enjoyed thing of.
No, I mean that picturing me being gay was kinda weird, but everything else was really good.
[NSFW] Southperotica. - Tay - 2009-12-10