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Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - NoJobNoRules - 2011-02-01

Hazzy Wrote:Senior year means everyone starts pairing up. Twice the awkward. Cannot wait.

Oh Hazzy, some day you'll find a girl as obnoxious as you are. :p


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kalovale - 2011-02-01

Hazzy Wrote:Senior year means everyone starts pairing up. Twice the awkward. Cannot wait.

Good God I'm in college and have the excuse of studying.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Hazzy - 2011-02-01

Kunagisa Wrote:Don't worry, I'm sure 90% of the seniors by that age have sucked at about 7 cocks. You'd get like, secondhand/indirect blowjob from kissing them or something.

waitwhat


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kunagisa - 2011-02-01

Hazzy Wrote:waitwhat

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Trust me.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mike - 2011-02-01

Hazzy Wrote:waitwhat

just go with- BOOMER!


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mute - 2011-02-01

-sigh-


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kunagisa - 2011-02-01

Mute Wrote:-sigh-

Your thought process:
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Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mute - 2011-02-01

Kunagisa Wrote:Your thought process:
[Image: goodnightpunpunv05p180.jpg]

Wrong.
At this point I just want to know how far I can get with this girl.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kunagisa - 2011-02-01

Mute Wrote:Wrong.
At this point I just want to know how far I can get with this girl.

Oh, sorry, wrong page then.

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Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Sarah - 2011-02-01

Kunagisa Wrote:Don't worry, I'm sure 90% of the seniors by that age have sucked at about 7 cocks. You'd get like, secondhand/indirect blowjob from kissing them or something.

That's a little exaggerated. Three at most, average. But that's pretty much life after the age of 15 anyway. Everyone's got peen in their mouth.

Ben Wrote:Ben's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

And don't do it electronically unless you're eight and don't intend to do anything but giggle and tell people you've got a girlfriend when in reality the relationship is guaranteed to fail because you've already proven that you're incapable of behaving like a functional human being around her.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Malthe - 2011-02-01

xBTAx Wrote:FOREVER ALONE

But it's my dog's birthday.

My cat's birthday Big Grin
Not really alone but prolly not a lot of special stuff coming up that day.
Prolly gonna spend it with my best friend, dunno yet.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - WillDaSnail - 2011-02-01

Kunagisa Wrote:Oh, sorry, wrong page then.

[Image: goodnightpunpunv06p009.png]

ITT: Spidey's trying to motivate all singles on the Southperry.net forums to get with a significant other


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - ThatWasMyKil - 2011-02-01

Delicae Wrote:Hoping for a surprise.

lmao keep waiting babe. Smile


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - KhainiWest - 2011-02-01

First time I don't have celebrate this day in about 2 years.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Bacon - 2011-02-01

ThatWasMyKil Wrote:lmao keep waiting babe. Smile
Ouch.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mute - 2011-02-01

ThatWasMyKil Wrote:lmao keep waiting babe. Smile

wow, that was harsh.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Will - 2011-02-01

Mute Wrote:wow, that was harsh.

But it was FUNNY.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Loose - 2011-02-01

WillDaSnail Wrote:ITT: Spidey's trying to motivate all singles on the Southperry.net forums to get with a significant other
Challenge: Everyone in Southperry must have a date on the 14th of Febraury.

Those who do not accomplish this will be fed to Sarah.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - MariettaRC - 2011-02-01

Loose Wrote:Challenge: Everyone in Southperry must have a date on the 14th of Febraury.

Those who do not accomplish this will be fed to Sarah.

Get the sauce ready.


Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - WingZero - 2011-02-01

I'm living all by myself (no roommate) for a co-op this semester and all the people I work with are in their 30's..... Looks like a normal day to me.