MetaSeraphim Wrote:

 Southperry Tales 1

Sarah was enjoying another day of hunting cards for her dear Monster Book-kun, she had just gotten a Blue Goblin King card so she was simply overjoyed and decided to take a break on a nearby rock.

As Sarah sat there hugging her sweet Monster Book-kun she started to remember all the good times she has had with Monster Book-kun, all of the work she had put into getting cards for Monster Book-kun, and how Monster Book-kun was there for her when no one else was. Sarah started to remember the time she saved Monster Book-kun from the evil Nexon like it happened yesterday. She had been hunting cards like she did everyday, but today was a special day for you see Nexon had released new cards which almost made Sarah orgasm from the thought alone, she held Monster Book-kun close to her bosom and squealed like a little girl as she headed off to the new area to have a chance at those new cards.

She just got to the new area and started walking to the first map with monsters and along the way getting more and more excited she got to the map and she started to kill all the monsters in her sight getting even more excited thinking about the new card she might get, and then, it happened. A card dropped! Sarah rushed over to it her legs becoming soaked in the process she picked it up and then pulled Monster Book-kun from out between her breasts and flipped to the page where the card would be only to find it wasn't there. Sarah just stared at the page in disbelief she opened and closed Monster Book-kun to see if it would appear, and she looked all along the ground only to see nothing. So Sarah started to flip through the other pages of Monster Book-kun only to find that all her cards, all her hard work, all her Maple life had been mixed around! Sarah cried out "WHO COULD DO THIS TO YOU MONSTER BOOK-KUN? WHO COULD DO THIS TO YOU?" Sarah was sad and devastated and was about to cry when all her emotions was replaced by pure unlimited rage, and she said one word.

"Nexon."

Knowing Nexon was the only one who could do this to her sweet Monster Book-kun she set out on a mission and raised an army to save her sweet Monster Book-kun. She broke into Nexon's office and demanded them fix her Monster Book-kun only to find that no one was in the office. She knew they had to be in the building somewhere so she looked all around and just when she was about to give up she had found a secret doorway with a staircase leading upwards, following it at the top she found what could only be called a paradise. Hot tubs, swimming pools, solid gold toilets, a bar with every single kind of drink ever made, and she also found all of Nexon's employees up here which enraged her even more.

So she opened her special goodie bag and set out tying up every single employee and shoving 20 inch spiked dildos up all their asses in their mouths, and then she started to go around screaming at everyone of them and beating them with a 9-tails demanding they fix Monster Book-kun. Sarah thought she was punishing them and they would soon bend to her will, but as it turns out they were all enjoying it so much they decided to fix the Monster Book problem. Sarah didn't exactly like the outcome but she had gotten her sweet Monster Book-kun back and that's all that mattered.


As Sarah sat there thinking about the past she wished Monster Book-kun was a real person since no man could ever match up to the love she felt for Monster Book-kun, Sarah was so deep in thought she didn't even notice something standing in front of her.

"I can make it happen." Said the figure which caused Sarah to snap out of her dream world and look up at the figure. The figure was a female humanoid she wasn't sure if it was a real person or a monster since she knew about humanoid monsters in Showa even though they didn't have any cards thus she didn't care about them.

"I can make it happen." The figure said again. "Make what happen?" ask Sarah. "Make your Monster Book real." answered the figure Sarah asked how and the figure said that she must fight her and add her to her Monster Book which caused her Monster Book-kun to glow and flip to a page she never seen before. Sarah couldn't pass up a chance like this, not only would Monster Book-kun be real but she would also have a never before seen card added to her collection.

Sarah pulled out her wand and started attacking the monster and easily dodging all the attacks the monster threw at all. Sarah thought this battle was going to be easy when all of a sudden the monster knocked her weapon out of her hand.

Sarah was shocked, what kind of monster was this she thought to herself and while thinking that the monster appear right in front of her face and started to kiss her on the lips. Sarah backed off and asked what was the meaning of this, the monster just replied by pinning her on the ground and kissing her even more forcefully, Sarah tried to fight the monster off at first but after a while it became enjoyable and she start to kiss the monster back.

The monster smiled knowing she had gotten her prey to submit to her, the monster then started taking of Sarah's shirt and kissing her all over her chest, and then the monster worked her way down and started to take of Sarah's pants. Sarah was unsure at first because no one else but her and Monster Book-kun had touched her there in years, but it was too late as she was already under the spell of the monster.

The monster removed Sarah's panties and then stood up grinning, Sarah wondered to herself what was the monster going to do now, when she saw it, the monster's fingers started to become much longer and much bigger and before she could yell no one of the appendages found it's way into her mouth. Sarah could do nothing but look on in horror as the monster started filling all her holes up the more she tried to scream the more it hurt, finally giving up Sarah stopped trying to scream and the monster relaxed a little. Then Sarah started to think about what was being done to her and how she enjoyed it, the monsters appendages that weren't busy taking occupation in her body cavities were ever so slowly and gently going across her whole body, the more she thought about it the more she enjoyed it. And after a while she started to feel like she was on fire she felt like she was on the verge of an orgasm and since the monsters appendages felt like they were getting more swollen she thought it might be too.

And then in a huge burst both Sarah and the monster orgasmed at the same time, she felt it as the monster release inside of her and all over the outside of her body. This proved too much for Sarah as she passed out soon afterwards leaving the monster to place her on the ground covered in white liquid.

"Heh, that was a good fight." said the monster as it started to glow turning into a card and placing itself into Sarah's Monster Book-kun.



As Sarah layed there unconscious Issac walked by and stopped in his tracks. . .


To be continued?

Sorry about any grammar errors or run on sentences. I sort of threw it together at 2 in the morning with no sleep.

Alloy Wrote:I'm quite scared to look at this thread, but I'm curious to know if I actually appear somewhere...

Anyone? D:

Spideyjvc Wrote:

Alloy Wrote:I'm quite scared to look at this thread, but I'm curious to know if I actually appear somewhere...

Anyone? D:

No.

BombsAway Wrote:I just wrote part one of my story. I started losing interest, I'll pick it up again later. This should provide as a good example for others, though. Hopefully there are more creative/better writers than me though.

 Derp! The Black Magician: part one

"Derp... hurpa derp, derp!" Combattente trotted through the funhouse as though he had a secret. He looked around suspiciously before vanishing through a big brown door.

Greg was intrigued, and he wasn’t about to let Combattente have fun on his turf. Charging at the door; he smashed it down, only to find there was no one or nothing in sight. It was just a dark, empty room. Greg knew there was something fishy going on. Suddenly he heard it; the squealing of pain… or was it pleasure? He placed his ear against the furthest wall.

“DERRRRRRRRP, DEEEEEERRRRRRRP!!!”

Greg stumbled back, shocked. What could be going on in there? It didn’t sound pleasant… but on the other hand, most things Combattente said didn’t sound pleasant. Greg was determined to find a way in. That’s when he spotted it, a black cloak with golden lining, hanging on the wall. Greg slipped on this cloak, it completely shaded his face, but his eyes seemed to glow. He felt kind of powerful.

With his new-found cloak, Greg ran his fingers across the walls closest to where the squealing was loudest. Finally he found it… a knob… a secret door! Greg was ecstatic. As he pulled open the door, he was made witness to something terrible… something criminal…

Combattente lay bent over a short table, a small winged leatty penetrating him from behind.

“Derp… are you the black magician?” Combattente looked at the cloaked Greg. “Come on, you can join in. I’ve fantasized about this,” he smiled a derply smile.

Greg was repulsed… but he was also very flattered. Sure, maybe he was being mistaken for someone he wasn’t… but a compliment is a compliment. Greg decided it was okay, as long as his face wasn’t revealed. “Sure, what do I do?”

“Derp,” Combattente stood up, “Bend over the table… wait… is your face okay?”

Greg panicked, “N…NO! It’s all rotten and skeleton-like. I have been dead for centuries after all! Please, please allow me to keep my face hidden. I’m a little self-concious.”

“I want to say I get it, but I’m unable to comprehend shame, derp. But that’s fine, have it your way. It’s more fun with more mystery.” Combattente walked up behind the now bent over Greg and pulled up the cloak around his waste, exposing his ass. “DERRRP!” He squealed with delight before smacking Greg’s ass. “Hey, Russt, keep watch at the door… if anyone found out I was with the Black Magician, I wouldn’t get a chance!”

The winged leatty fluttered around the exit. A sweat drop dripped to the ground… he had been working hard for a long time under Combattente’s rule. He was happy for this change of position.

Greg gulped hard, he had never been with anyone before and couldn’t believe he was about to get derp’d. It was a scary situation… but he steeled himself and prepared for first Quantact.

To be continued…

BombsAway Wrote:Contains actual quotes from Greg.

 Derp! The Black Magician: Part 2

Greg reached around to cover his hole, “wait… I’m not sure about this. I think… I think I need to use the washroom.”

“Derp, nah,” Combattente reassured him, “it’s just stage fright. I can tell you’ve never done this before. Things were a lot different under your rule; I understand, I’ll be gentle… at first. But then I’m going to pound you back to Tespia. Now remove your hand!”

In the doorway the winged leatty braced himself. This was something he had been a part of so many times but it never seemed so real until he saw it as an outsider. He began furiously doing math equations in his head to remove the image.

Combattente pushed his way in without lubrication, and Greg writhed in pain. “Hm, maybe it wasn’t just jitters. Oh well, hurpa, I’m going to keep going,” he derped, "I'm mashing your potatoes, how do you like that, Black Magician!?"

"Who needs potatoes when you've got salami," Greg choked, "goes on anything."

Combattente pulled out and started waving his 'salami' around, "Anything, huh?" He ran his salami down Greg's leg. "Even here?" Combattente began furiously stroking his +8 Dragon staff. "How would you like some some salsa with your salami?"

"I would prefer some gravy on my mashed potatoes," Greg screamed.

Combattente responded by jamming it back in just as Hyper Body was cast. There was an eruption not unlike a meteor storm, and Greg, the black magician, fell over exhausted. Combattente stared in shock.

“Wow… that was… incredible,” Greg smiled only long enough to notice anger growing over the face of his new lover. “What’s the matter?”

“DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP, GREEEEEEGGGG!!!” Combattente flew into a fury, his flaccid salami swung wildly, abruptly hitting Greg in the face.

Greg had been unmasked.

To be continued…

Spideyjvc Wrote:No.

butterfli Wrote:Pity post:

 Spoiler

"Wow!" Exclaimed Alloy, wide eyed at his new friend. He had no idea it was close to happening, but here it was! It got alot taller, and prettier too. It almost looked human.

"So you're a Spideyjvc, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his friend, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.

'Does my new form please you, Master?'

"...!" Alloy jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"

'It's me, Master. Your friend.'

Alloy blinked, turning back to look at his Spideyjvc. "That was.... you?" She smiled and tilted her head slightly.

'Yes, Master. I can speak to you telepathically now.' Spideyjvc said wordlessly.

"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great friend."

Spideyjvc blushed and looked away. 'Thank you, Master...'

“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Alloy winked, causing Spideyjvc to blush even more. Alloy didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the friend center for some much-deserved healing?”


Spideyjvc nodded, lacing her hands behind her back.

“Alright!” Alloy smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, allowing Spideyjvc to return within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.

Feeling more drained than usual, Alloy decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.

He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Alloy threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Spideyjvc appeared in the motel room. She yawned silently, stretching, then turned around.

‘Oh my!’

Alloy jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Spideyjvc! “Ah! W-what are you……”

‘…..’ She blushed intensely and turned away, her hands over her face.

“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Alloy chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.

‘Master…. I didn’t know you felt that way. ‘

“…! Huh?” Alloy blinked.

Spideyjvc looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still blushing, but her eyes….. they didn’t look embarrassed. ‘Why else would you summon me here? Now? In a motel room… you nearly nude….. me just evolved into this form….. ‘

“Um……”

‘You’ve been waiting, haven’t you? Waiting until I evolved…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she glided when she moved. So gracefully, so femininely. Her hand went to his chest, sliding over the warm skin. ‘….. until you could have me. ‘

“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Alloy’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his friend actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?

She smiled. ‘Yes. You can have me.’ She pressed her lips against his, throwing her arms around his neck and engaging him in a passionate, heated embrace. To be honest, she’d wanted him too. Ever since she was a Ralts. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘fit’.

Alloy was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her hips, his lips beginning to kiss back, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”

‘Your lips feel so good, Master. And you’re so warm. I cannot wait until we are one…’ She spoke telepathically as their kissing became fervent.

“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sweeping Spideyjvc off her feet quite suddenly, then tossing her onto the bed. He crawled on after her, grinning devilishly.

‘Oh Master….. so assertive!’

“You betcha!” He kissed her again.

‘Master……’

“Mmmm…..”

‘Master……. ‘

“Mm—yeah?” He pulled away.

‘Do you have…. Protection?’

Alloy blinked, then furrowed his brows. “Protection….? Oh! You mean condoms?”

She nodded.

“Uh, no. But we don’t need those! I can’t get you pregnant and we’re both virgins, right?”

‘Right, but…. It’s just….. ‘ She looked away, biting her lip.

“But… what?” He tilted his head.

All humans use condoms for this type of thing. That’s normal. And we’re doing this. So…. If we used those, it’d be more… normal, and less like you’re doing it with an animal.’

“…. Aw. Spideyjvc. I don’t think of you as an animal! “

‘But still…..’

He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”

Spideyjvc’s expression brightened. ‘Thank you, Master!’

After a quick dressing session, Alloy and Spideyjvc hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”

‘Only ten G!’

“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.

‘What?’

“I don’t have any change…… “

‘Oh… ‘ Spideyjvc looked down at the floor.

“……. “ He stared at her face for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Alloy knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.

‘Master! Are you sure you should be doing that?’

“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Alloy pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“

“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!“

Alloy and Spideyjvc both jumped as a man clad in heavy brown armor ran up to them, scowling.

“NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I’VE CONFISCATED YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT’S OFF TO JAIL!”

“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Alloy stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“

“THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!” The guard drew out his sword.

‘Master!’ Spideyjvc moved in between. ‘Don’t worry, I’ll pro-‘ The guard beheaded Spideyjvc with a single slash.

“….Spideyjvc! NO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU—“ He never finished his sentence as the cold steel ran through his chest. He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. The sword was pulled out, and Alloy collapsed. Everything was going dark. Everything was vanishing. He saw Gardeviors’ severed head on the other side of the room, and the armored man’s feet as he nonchalantly sheathed his blade and walked away….

kingdj333 Wrote:it all comes back to me... sort of like a boomerange

Takebacker Wrote:WHAT.

c

kingdj333 Wrote:lol, I never was good at making short stories... excuss me as I up my literal ability!

Alloy Wrote:Or grammar. Unless boomerange on its own is a totally different word aside from BOOMERANG.

kingdj333 Wrote:sort of like a boomerange... You want to get rid of it, but it just keeps on returning!

Zephyr Wrote:Seriously... guys... seriously, THIS KIND OF TOPIC?!?

Good lord... at least I'm not "famous" enough to be put in one >_>

And no, its not a bait...

Plague Wrote:Yes it is.