Original League of Legends (LoL) Thread

I wrote a little too much I think

Champ select full of people arguing over which of the three people who can jungle, should. In the process we end up making a really...weird teamcomp of GP (me), WW, Bear, Orianna, and Kog. I offer to jungle but warn I've never tried it before, and am told to go bot lane with a support. Which we don't really have.
Game starts, WW and Bear both dash towards top lane. They then argue for a minute or two, resulting basically with Bear saying "My lane gtfo" and WW saying he would jungle at level 4, since he started with boots expecting to lane, no smite, etc. Bear throws a fit, and does not stop complaining about this for the first fifteen minutes.
Bear notices the enemy team has a Riven he played with the previous game, and said she "was the same as the <omitted> WW". He then spends the rest of the 49:53 long game chasing her around like she was a pinata full of blackjack and hookers, while generally acting like, well, he had been before but with his rage focused on the Riven that's not even on our team.
Meanwhile bot, kog and me make a deal that I'll farm up a Philo, then call myself a 0cs support gangplank for the purpose of laning phase. I teleport back-and-forth to get the philo, in the ten seconds I'm gone kog explodes. First blood.
Top and mid then proceed to feed about a total of 15-ish kills to the enemy team during laning phase, while making two kills of their own.
Back in botland, the second Kog gets back we double kill Trist and Leona. They return, and we double kill them again. Their (jungle) Cho tries to gank, kills nobody, Trist/Leona return again, die again, but take me with them. Cho comes back bot with them, and me/kog kill all the cho, Leona/trist flee.
Midgame goes terribly, enemy team gets like 3 Baron's in a row, deaths everywhere, etc. Me & Kog continue to get kills throughout. We lose 2 top towers, 3 mid towers, 1 bot tower, and enemy team loses 2 mid and 1 bot.
About 35min in, kog hits winmode out of nowhere, and I get fullbuild. Enemy team gets baron again, gets aced, we push middle inhib and the first top turret, second bottom turret. They ace us twice, we ace them three times, and somehow neither team manages to push anything. They split-push and take out middle inhib (again), and all of bot that was left by that point. Three of them die on the retreat, and we push to win after acing them on their nexus turrets.
Somehow, I ended with my best Plank score ever.

Where's that "I shouldn't be alive" jpg when you need it?

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