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How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Link - 2012-01-01
Corn Wrote:I'm surprised you didn't make a kitchen joke, Mark.
Then again that would be sexist. Oh wait.
He doesn't make kitchen jokes he because he's the peach in his household. He makes the sammiches for the real men.
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Mark - 2012-01-01
KhainiWest Wrote:Shut up and continue your belly shot off me.
The only belly shots in here are the ones off your mother. AWWWW NO HE DIDNT!
Link Wrote:He doesn't make kitchen jokes he because he's the peach in his household. He makes the sammiches for the real men.
HILARIOUS. FIVE STAR POST, NIGGA.
Someone who cries all the time calling me a b'itch! Priceless, mang.
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Baklava - 2012-01-01
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How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Moonlapse - 2012-01-01
My name is Chuck Norris and I approve of this thread. Happy new years!
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Raul - 2012-01-01
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How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Rob - 2012-01-01
Sarah Wrote:Because we have last call at 1:00 or 2:00 (which is a legal obligation) and there's no point in staying open if no one is drinking. That's why house parties are superior.
@Mark: so jelly. I was clearly bragging about pissing off the homophobe rather than being drunk considering I didn't even say specifically that I was drunk, I just asked if others were and had said that I intended to get drunk but you know, plans change.
I mean, rephrasing, why is last call so early
it's just retarded. It was 3 am yesterday and everything was closed. Ridiculous. People don't even have transport at that time of the night
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - みもと - 2012-01-01
Went to the bar, cause a friend asked if I wanted to hang out. Met my friend's ex, and she introduced me to her current boyfriend. I told the guy he looked like Leonidas from "300", just to be a funny pimento. He laughed and said "Hey, there's a Leonidas mod for Skyrim". The rest of the night from 10 PM - 1 AM at the bar, 4 out of 7 of us were talking about Skyrim related sh`it while drinking.
I drove home afterwards, and made myself a pitcher of alcohol. Bourbon mixed with rootbeer and pepsi, and I put some ice in it. I proceeded to drink by myself from 1:15 AM - 4:15 AM or so (while playing Skyrim), and slept then. Woke up around 9 AM, and had to get ready for work. Almost puked this morning. Great night and a great day.
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Bomber - 2012-01-01
You had fun almost puking?
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - みもと - 2012-01-01
Bomber Wrote:You had fun almost puking?
Three times in the shower, almost. Once when I fell over and wanted to puke near the toilet. Can always have fun, bro.
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Sarah - 2012-01-01
Rob Wrote:I mean, rephrasing, why is last call so earlyCan't say for certain but I'd wager it's to keep people from mindlessly drinking until the wee hours of the morning. Once you get drinking, especially at a bar or a club, it's easy to lose track of time. Early last call is sort of a reminder that "hey, some of you have to work tomorrow and it's pretty late."
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Bomber - 2012-01-01
みもと Wrote:Three times in the shower, almost. Once when I fell over and wanted to puke near the toilet. Can always have fun, bro.Just puking makes me want to puke!
Another reason to write down for not wanting to drink when I'm older. I try to stay away from my bodily fluids as much as possible.
What's the point of living if you don't
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - Alley - 2012-01-02
Someone jizzed your sin function.
How virgins spend New Years Eve. - BlueRuin - 2012-01-02
Worst New Years EVER!