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If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Haseo - 2011-05-16
Mute Wrote:You do not know jack. Sh'it.About time travel; that is not how the gun works!
I could always use the money earned to hire myself a team of Jurassic Park scientists and fund an elaborate project to revive the dinosaurs instead.
Now all I need to do is find well-preserved tissue and attempt cloning...OCTOPUS Y U SO NASTY ;^;;;;
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Stereo - 2011-05-16
Obviously I would use it to portal my boobs away so I can have dfc.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Mute - 2011-05-16
But why would you teleport them away! They have lovely blue feet!
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Haseo - 2011-05-16
Stereo Wrote:Obviously I would use it to portal my boobs away so I can have dfc.
Two gaping wounds leaking blood all over a naked torso isn't exactly my idea of delicious, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Five Second Pose - 2011-05-16
I'd probably fire them under a hot girl's clothes.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Mute - 2011-05-16
Ray you know damn well you'd fire one in your closet and one in your friends closet. Then you could get out of the house.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Luxeraph - 2011-05-17
Corn Wrote:Maybe the speed the portal travels is at an exponential rate.
That would be the best because even 2/5 c is way to slow to do some planet jumping, just going to proxima centauri would take almost eleven years.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Phoenix - 2011-05-17
Mute Wrote:Xtot if you drew that you're a dummy too. His arms would travel with the portal too, not get cut off.
>_>
I'm pretty sure you get spliced.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Netto - 2011-05-17
Portal gun you say??
This.
Mario Portal Gun
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Mute - 2011-05-17
Phoenix Wrote:I'm pretty sure you get spliced.
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If your arm is going into one end of the portal and out the other end of the other, and in your hand you're holding the portal device, and you fire a portal onto an opposite wall, your arm will travel with the portal.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Shidoshi - 2011-05-17
Placing a portal while standing between them (part of you in one and part in the other) only makes the portal regurgitate you to the side where most of your body and the gun is, if you try shooting from the side where your body or the gun is not most in it simply won't work as the beam doesn't travel through the portal.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - ShinkuDragon - 2011-05-17
Shidoshi Wrote:Placing a portal while standing between them (part of you in one and part in the other) only makes the portal regurgitate you to the side where most of your body and the gun is, if you try shooting from the side where your body or the gun is not most in it simply won't work as the beam doesn't travel through the portal.
this makes actual sense. too lazy to make a bad drawing of why the others don't
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Shidoshi - 2011-05-17
ShinkuDragon Wrote:this makes actual sense. too lazy to make a bad drawing of why the others don't
It's based on my gaming experience, not worthless speculation.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Haseo - 2011-05-17
However, the portal itself would need extra mechanisms to generate any extra force to regurgitate you with. If those aren't existent, it'd just splice you. Or teleport your hands to the site of the new portal.
I don't see or hear any extra mechanisms. I demand a full explanation for this phenomenon.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Corn - 2011-05-17
Haseo Wrote:However, the portal itself would need extra mechanisms to generate any extra force to regurgitate you with. If those aren't existent, it'd just splice you. Or teleport your hands to the site of the new portal.
I don't see or hear any extra mechanisms. I demand a full explanation for this phenomenon.
The fifth dimension, my dear.
If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Alex123123 - 2011-05-17
Was going to say "rob a bank", but then I would need to gain access to the bank's vault. And I will need to smuggle the gun in and out of the place as well...
Guess I'll have to settle with portal-ing ATMs into my room. -_-;