Ben Wrote:Beating Zaotsu's Gouken with Dan.

Dan.

Ben Wrote:Beating Zaotsu's Gouken with Dan.

Dan.

DarkPwnage Wrote:I have a few..

I believe the IGN was maoriman or something like that.

IllegallySane Wrote:YOU my good man, as a Mario Kart player, scare me. This is why I won't ever play online Mario Kart.

Greg Wrote:One of the best moments of my vidya gaming life occured yesterday evening. I was racing the above poster in Mario Kart; specifically on N64 DK Parkway. He was in the lead, maybe in 2nd or 3rd place, but I planned on being in that top 3, and wanted to make sure he wasn't a part of it. I was in dead last; since I had joined Mark's race, I was racing with people whom, overall, had quite a bit more experience than me. Still in 12th place, I passed through an item block and, with a stroke of luck, got the LIGHTNING BOLT. It was the final lap; this lightning bolt had to be used wisely, so I used the clever tactic of saving it until just before I pass through another item block.

LIGHTNING STRIKES

I PASS THROUGH THE ITEM BLOCK AFTEr SHRINKING EVERY RACER TO THE SIZE OF OPETH'S PENIS. I GET THE STAR AND USE IT IMMEDIATELY. I RUN ACROSS GRASS AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS THING AS MUCH AS I CAN; IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL PEOPLE START POPPING UP BACK TO THEIR NORMAL SIZE, BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? MARK IS MOVING AWKWARDLY SLOW TOWARDS THE BRIDGE THAT LEADS TO THE FINISH LINE, SO I MAKE THE FUNNY GUY MOVE OF HITTING HIM HEAD ON WHILE I'M A F(UCKING STARMAN. I SEND THIS N(IGGER SPINNING FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS; I KNEW WHOEVER WAS PASSING BY HIM WAS LIKE "DAMN THIS GUY JUST GOT F(UCKED UP GOOD BY THIS SEPTHER FELLOW". JUST AS MY BOWSER COLLIDED WITH HIS BOWSER, I KNEW FROM THAT VERY SECOND THAT HE WAS RAGING REAAAALLLL HARD, AND IT FELT GOOD. I PRESS THE C BUTTON ON MY WIIMOTE AND TAKE A SECOND TO LOOK AT HIM RECOVER FROM THE ASSRAMMING THAT I HAD JUST DELIVERED, BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP. HE'S IN LIKE 6TH PLACE OR SOME SHI'T NOW AND I'M UP IN 4TH, BUT THEN SOME TOUGH GUY IN 11TH PLACE USES A BULLET BILL AND HITS MARK JUST AS HE'S PASSING OVER THE BRIDGE. HE FALLS OFF AND THE RACE ENDS WITH HIM IN 12TH PLACE AND ME IN 3RD PLACe. OR 2ND HELL IF I REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGHING SO OBNOXIOUSLY MY DOG THOUGHT I WAS CALLING FOR HIM

HE LOST 380 VR THAT RACE. IT'S BEEN ONE DAY AND I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S EVEN HALFWAY RECOVERED

Zaotsu Wrote:Also i ban u Rob k? k.

Greg Wrote:it's the only story I'll ever need, you got raped

you didn't even thank me for not including the other race last night where I hit you with red shells while you were an inch away from the finish line...

Opeth Wrote:Uh yeah, you clearly couldn't tell I stopped on purpose.

NotaryPublic Wrote:I literally cried after I beat that Goron rolling dungeon at the end of Majora's Mask. EIGHT HOURS OF THAT pomegranate TO FIGHT A 3-MINUTE END BOSS.