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Corrupt a wish thread! - Wani - 2008-07-26
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish my cat hadn't eaten my headphones.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-27
Granted. Your cat steps on them instead.
I wish for a "Corrupt a wish thread!"
Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-07-27
Granted, but theres already one and you get accidently banned because the moderator makes a mistake.
I wish global warming would stop, there would be no global cooling either, the world wont explode, humans wont die somehow, the universe doesnt explode, btw, the temperature rotates as usual, from cold in the wither to warm in the summer, the temperatures would not go below -40F or above 120F, and it works in the sense of hemishpheres, cold in the north, warm in the south, vice-versa, The contiunets wont sink, the oceans wont dry up, there will be no freak disaster (that includes naturaul), oh and we dont accidently set off all our bombs and kill each other, endless world peace , an asteroid, comet, or any other space object will NOT hit earth, The Sun wont expand and gobble up earth either, no gamma ray burst will kill us, aliens wont come and kill us.
This is actually one wish, i just ellaborated on what i dont want happening, find some fault in it please
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Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-27
Granted. You also get kicked in the shin because some people (not me) are too lazy to read all the loophole coverers.
I wish to find a loophole in that last post.
Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-07-27
Granted, but you die before you could disclose it.
@ Mile: Granted, but the moon will be knocked out of orbit and put the Earth in an eternal eclipse.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-07-27
Granted, but then you forget it.
I wish you would not corrupt this wish.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sn1perJohnE - 2008-07-27
granted
... but God deems you unworthy for the wish and condemns you to hell
i wish for a..... PERIOD
Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-07-27
Granted, but then someone busts into your house, shoots at all your limbs, but keeping you alive for 10 agonizung hours before finally shooting you in the head, your murderer is never found infact they somehow trace to your best friend, trial him guilty and he is electricruted. Oh and the thread become corrup again after 5 minutes.
Granted, but the period explodes and u die.
I wish a random house that isnt mine or anybody i love would explode, granted that nobody near it (including me or loved ones) or in it didnt get hurt, oh, and its cant be a dollhouse, and the house cant fall on me or my loved ones.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-27
Granted, but bam! An anvil falls on you. (Haven't you seen those old cartoons? Yeah, there's awesome
)I wish I was better at finding loopholes :/
Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-07-27
Granted, but everyone else is still better than you
For Milelke : The place in Heaven saved for you explodes. WTFPWNT
I wish I was better at explaining stuff.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-27
Granted. You are now statistically better by 0.034%.
I wish for a bag of chips.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ShadowMarck - 2008-07-27
Granted. But the bag of chips is your least favorite flavor and then a random thief comes into your house, shoves the chips down your throat, and then proceeds to slam the bag over your head, causing you to suffocate, and finally he then goes downstairs and brutally rapes and murders you family and pets.
I wish for the power the control ice and lightning.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-27
Granted. But you suck at it and end up freezing and electrocuting yourself to death.
I wish for a hyperlink.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sn1perJohnE - 2008-07-27
granted
but the hyperlink is so long, you die of old age trying to let it load within your browser
i wish for a CooKie XD
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-27
Granted, some one gives you a CooKie but it has blood infected with HIV/AIDS on it you overlook the blood eat the CooKie, get AIDS and die.
I wish no bad things would happen to me and only good things would.
Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-07-27
Granted, but bad things will happen to your family.
I wish for a giant blown-up Pikachu like this:
Spoiler
![[Image: Pikachu.jpg]](http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/smi-o/New%20pix/Pikachu.jpg)
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sn1perJohnE - 2008-07-27
granted
Pikachu goes on its period and flows blood everywhere, drowning everyone inside
i wish pikachu would DIE!
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-27
Granted, you kill pikachu and animal rights actvists sue you for everything you have. Broke you become a hobo forced to beg for money, a teenager sees you, laughs, then proceeds to throw gasoline on you and lights you on fire and you die.
I wish nothing bad could happen to me, any one related to me. or anyone I like, and we are all blessed with a ton of good luck that will never run out.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-07-27
Granted, but you get bored.
I wish someone would make an un-corruptable wish I could use my top-secret-corruption-plan on!
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-27
Granted, some one wishes an uncoruptable wish about your top secret plan getting destroyed and you forgetting what it was. You get frustrated trying to remember it, get depressed then proceed to /wrist, you slice your arm open to much, get scared and slip on a puddle of your own blood, knock yourself unconcious and die of blood loss.
I wish my uncle's computer had spell check and that I wasn't to lazy to think of a better wish.