+- Southperry.net (https://www.southperry.net)
+-- Forum: Social (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=14)
+--- Forum: Shenanigans (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=51)
+--- Thread: Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves (/showthread.php?tid=13710)
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - xLeviathan - 2009-07-18
xBTAx Wrote:Is this the actual usage of tail whip or are you using it as a whip.
Details people, details.
Closet furry!?
Humans don't have tails...!
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Sarah - 2009-07-18
Opeth Wrote:Good luck with that.
It's worked for me on multiple occasions so...
I guess that based on this your answer would really be
Crush from 1st grade
Pour your heart out and get rejected in 4th grade
Cry about it for 8 years
Try again a week before graduation
Talk about long distance relationships and how you're willing to make it work even though she's thousands of miles away
Hope she's not cheating on you for a year
Have a decent summer together with a special romantic night two days before she goes back to school
Cum too early
Hate yourself but blame it on her
Wallow in despair (alone) for several more years
Marry someone who's had a similar experience
Have sex about 3 times a year, it's not great but at least you're not enjoying it so much that premature ejaculation is a problem any more
Have a kid
Tell them how great it is to fall in love even if they end up getting hurt
Watch them get hurt
Die slowly, regretting that you wasted most of your life trying to get a single girl and trolling an internet forum.
I am pretty sure at least 3 of those are pokemon moves so it's not totally off topic....
I guess if I am going to attack you like that I should add to the end of my list "Go home and cry about monster cards still not being fixed"
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - xBTAx - 2009-07-18
xLeviathan Wrote:Closet furry!?
Humans don't have tails...!
No it's just that the actual move is used to make you appear cute by wagging your tail compared to "omgimwhippingu".
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - VladTheLvr - 2009-07-18
xBTAx Wrote:No it's just that the actual move is used to make you appear cute by wagging your tail compared to "omgimwhippingu".
Tail whip is used to lower defenses of the enemy or in that case your partner. Its supposed to look cute. Humans dont have tails but males have something that looks like it.
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Mark - 2009-07-18
BombsAway Wrote:It's worked for me on multiple occasion's so...
No it didn't.
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - ShadowMarck - 2009-07-18
[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]FUUUUUUUU-
N/A (only 13 years old so yeah XP)
But I guess it would be...
Attract
Harden
Drill Peck
Milk Drink[/COLOR]
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Providence - 2009-07-18
Opeth Wrote:Good luck with that.Females ever need luck when it comes to finding a partner?
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - xLeviathan - 2009-07-18
Providence Wrote:Females ever need luck when it comes to finding someone to have sex with?
Tubgirl!?
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Mark - 2009-07-18
Providence Wrote:Females ever need luck when it comes to finding a partner?
I don't remember a single guy who enjoyed going after a girl with a total b'itch attitude.
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Throes - 2009-07-18
Close Combat
Poison Gas
Rock Wrecker
Withdraw
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Providence - 2009-07-18
Opeth Wrote:I don't remember a single guy who enjoyed going after a girl with a total b'itch attitude.High school.
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Sarah - 2009-07-18
Opeth Wrote:I don't remember a single guy who enjoyed going after a girl with a total b'itch attitude.
Giving *HMPH* look isn't the same as having a peach attitude. I mean I have a peach attitude but as far as picking someone up goes, pretending to be disinterested works wonders.
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Kurtle - 2009-07-18
A thread bout pokemanz and sex has been hijacked
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - IllegallySane - 2009-07-18
xLeviathan Wrote:Closet furry!?
Humans don't have tails...!
Because Cat Girls and the idea of them using their tail to give a guy a hand job is not sexy.
Kurtle Wrote:A thread bout pokemanz and sex has been hijacked
Harden
Bounce
String Shot
Teleport
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Mark - 2009-07-18
Providence Wrote:High school.
Not in my case.
BombsAway Wrote:Giving *HMPH* look isn't the same as having a peach attitude. I mean I have a peach attitude but as far as picking someone up goes, pretending to be disinterested works wonders.
Agree to disagree.
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - SethElite - 2009-07-18
Harden
Safeguard
Hyper Beam
Encore
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - Typhoon - 2009-07-18
we'll go all mr. mime moves.
confusion
safeguard
double slap
encore
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - randompeep - 2009-07-18
Extremespeed
Ice Beam
Swallow
Spit Up
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - DarkPwnage - 2009-07-19
Harden
Attract
Tackle
String Shot
or...
Me First
Gunk Shot
Fake Tears
Rest
Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves - XTOTHEL - 2009-07-19
vine whip
body slam
seismic toss
hyper beam