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Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-10-06

Blaine Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]You find out that mixing those two decorations doesn't look right, get depressed about wasting your wishes, and kill yourself.

I wish real people could make the expressions maple characters make.
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Granted. You are transported to an otaku convention and die of laughter watching them make the anime faces. Rolleyes

I wish for a bottle of drinking water.


Corrupt a wish thread! - NoWaizMatt - 2008-10-06

Quantact Wrote:Granted. You are transported to an otaku convention and die of laughter watching them make the anime faces. Rolleyes

I wish for a bottle of drinking water.

Wish granted...but it's been used one too many times and now the oil has seeped into the water.

I wish for my last wish I made, accept I think that the ice cream makes an appropriate decoration.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Blaine - 2008-10-06

[COLOR="Red"]You realize you're delusional and re-commit suicide.

I wish for PvP in maple, and don't tell me I'll die. 180 bishops don't die.
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Corrupt a wish thread! - Kasey - 2008-10-06

Blaine Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]You realize you're delusional and re-commit suicide.

I wish for PvP in maple, and don't tell me I'll die. 180 bishops don't die.
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Granted, Blizzard takes over the Nexon company forcing them to reset all of their servers and players, and you lose your 180 bishop in the reset. Sad

I wish I wasn't so lazy and actually studied for school to improve my grades. r__r


Corrupt a wish thread! - NoWaizMatt - 2008-10-07

Kasey Wrote:Granted, Blizzard takes over the Nexon company forcing them to reset all of their servers and players, and you lose your 180 bishop in the reset. Sad

I wish I wasn't so lazy and actually studied for school to improve my grades. r__r

Granted. You now study, and do so well on tests, you are considered a nerd, go into deep depression, and commit suicide.

I wish for the ice cream again, same things apply, I do not believe I am delusional, a psychopath, or any other humanly disorder possible, and I would never get bored of the ice cream, and nobody could take it.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Blaine - 2008-10-07

[COLOR="Red"]Other people get jealous of your cheesy decorations and kill you.

I wish I had some time to think of better wishes.
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Corrupt a wish thread! - NoWaizMatt - 2008-10-07

Blaine Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]Other people get jealous of your cheesy decorations and kill you.

I wish I had some time to think of better wishes.
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You gain one extra minute to think, and that minute is the last minute you live before you die of a stroke.

I wish for world peace, and that nobody would ever fight again, and the chaos still remains balanced.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Erich - 2008-10-07

NoWaizMatt Wrote:You gain one extra minute to think, and that minute is the last minute you live before you die of a stroke.

I wish for world peace, and that nobody would ever fight again, and the chaos still remains balanced.

wish granted, but it was just a dream.

I wish for fangblade's account


Corrupt a wish thread! - NoWaizMatt - 2008-10-07

erich336 Wrote:wish granted, but it was just a dream.

I wish for fangblade's account

Granted, you get FangBlade's account after he deleted everything.

I wish we could solve world hunger, and it was not a dream


Corrupt a wish thread! - Blaine - 2008-10-07

[COLOR="Red"]Everyone gets fat and you get sat on by six people and once and are crushed.

I wish it were socially acceptable to walk up to someone and hit them in the face with a giant fish.
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Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-10-07

grant but before u slap someone you die

i wish that
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Corrupt a wish thread! - Johnnywup - 2008-10-07

Blaine Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]Everyone gets fat and you get sat on by six people and once and are crushed.

I wish it were socially acceptable to walk up to someone and hit them in the face with a giant fish.
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Since person before me didnt wish for anything, ill grant yours.
Granted, but the giant fish isn't happy and eats you alive.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-10-08

Johnnywup Wrote:Since person before me didnt wish for anything, ill grant yours.
Granted, but the giant fish isn't happy and eats you alive.

No wish from you either. T_T

I wish for a tasty slice of cheesecake that did not contribute to me having a heart attack.


Corrupt a wish thread! - NoWaizMatt - 2008-10-08

Quantact Wrote:No wish from you either. T_T

I wish for a tasty slice of cheesecake that did not contribute to me having a heart attack.

Granted, instead it gives you diabetes due to too high blood sugar.

I wish for a cup.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Blaine - 2008-10-08

[COLOR="Red"]It's empty, and as you marvel at your stupidity for getting an empty cup, you're hit by a bus.

I wish for a Cardboard box to play in like Calvin and Hobbes.
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Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-10-09

Granted.... the box eats you

I wish for a giant domo


Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-10-09

Granted, [SIZE="7"]DOMO[/SIZE]arigato, your head explodes from hearing me speak what little japanese I know...

I wish I haven't been so inactive and that the corrupt school sytem that has kept me from posting was gone...


Corrupt a wish thread! - Blaine - 2008-10-09

[COLOR="Red"]It was never there, and you're now the equivalent of a kindergartner.

I wish for a transmogrifier gun like Calvin has.
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Corrupt a wish thread! - Johnnywup - 2008-10-10

Blaine Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]It was never there, and you're now the equivalent of a kindergartner.

I wish for a transmogrifier gun like Calvin has.
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Granted, but you stole it from Calvin, and he sues you for stealing.
I wish I had a piece of pie.


Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-10-10

Granted. You drop it in a radioactive waste pile, and after you eat it, you die instead of getting superpowers.

I wish I didn't have a piece of pie.