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Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-22
Granted, you get punched out.
I wish for air.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-25
Granted, but its posioinous and you die
.I wish forn this thread to be active again
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sign - 2008-08-25
Granted; but then no one posts after my post. :K!
I wish for fish!
Corrupt a wish thread! - wobbufet - 2008-08-25
Sign Wrote:Granted; but then no one posts after my post. :K!
I wish for fish!
Whale in your bed!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for life without sleep
Corrupt a wish thread! - Holypie - 2008-08-25
granted; but you die from lack of sleep
I wish for 3 more wishes
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sign - 2008-08-25
Granted, but you suffer idiopathic spontaneous amnesia and forget that you had any.
I wish that I could speak Klingon fluently.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Haiku - 2008-08-25
Granted, what you here is Klingon, but what others hear is a garbage disposal because the wishing genie accidentally made it so other people hear wookie. Apparantly you picked the Star Wars fanatical genie and not the Star Trek one.
I wish I had something to quench my hunger..
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-26
Granted but its poisoned.
I wish for pure air.
Corrupt a wish thread! - BandanaBoy - 2008-08-26
Granted, unfortunately due to the air being so pure your lungs can't
take it in and therefore you die gasping for Air
I wish I could lvl faster without hacking....
Corrupt a wish thread! - Laceration - 2008-08-26
Granted, but you get banned for leeching.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-08-27
Fek you.
I wish Leceration dead.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-08-27
Hazzy Wrote:Fek you.
I wish Leceration dead.
Granted, but he becomes a zombie and eats your bran. All of it.
I wish Hazzy would get to 1k posts already.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-08-27
Granted, but I do it tomorrow.
I wish for my recently-pulled-tooth to stop hurting. :[
(And for Schrodinger to be less scarey)
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-27
Granted, but all your other teeth fall out.
I wish for clean air with nothing bad in it that i can breathe and i dont get injured in any way!
Corrupt a wish thread! - Nikkey - 2008-08-27
Granted, but since the air only consist of oxygen, you died when someone lighted their sigarette because of the combustion. (oxygen = fire)
I wish my AVG antivirus could automatically download its update.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sign - 2008-08-27
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:Granted, but since the air only consist of oxygen, you died when someone lighted their sigarette because of the combustion. (oxygen = fire)
I wish my AVG antivirus could automatically download its update.
How bizarre that so many wishes concern breathing and air. Many people must have respiration problems...
Devil's Sunrise's wish for AVG automatically downloading its next update is most magnanimously granted; however he himself contracts a mysteriously biological virus resulting in chills, fevers, dizziness, coughing, runny nose, bronchitis in the left lung, as well as inexplicable and major interference to his BIOS. At which point his bathroom mirror cracks in the next room. At the same time, a piano crashes through the ceiling, embedding itself in the floor beside him, after which he spontaneously combusts. Poor guy. ):
I wish I were in Finland.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Haiku - 2008-08-27
Granted, you are now the proud resident of a Finnish dumpster.
I wish I could afford a plane/bus ticket.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Corn - 2008-08-27
You could, but you don't have enough money for the trip back
I wish I had a different name other than ClawofBeta =O.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Sign - 2008-08-27
Granted. Your name is now Millicent-Margaret-Amanda.
I wish for the moon.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Wani - 2008-08-27
Granted. The moon lands on your house, crushing it and everyone inside.
I wish I didn't have this damn cough.