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[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Corn - 2013-07-05
Hell now that I'm thinking about it, why does everyone who wants someone to talk to is taking the hot chick instead of Barry Bonds?
I MEAN HE'S LIKE ALMOST 10 POINTS CHEAPER.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - FoolsLove - 2013-07-05
Corn Wrote:Hell now that I'm thinking about it, why does everyone who wants someone to talk to is taking the hot chick instead of Barry Bonds?
I MEAN HE'S LIKE ALMOST 10 POINTS CHEAPER.
Because sex
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Kobe - 2013-07-05
fast food and booze.
fuuck internet you lifeless niggers
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Punch - 2013-07-05
Question: Can we bang our doctor? That'd eliminate the whole Girl/Guy Sex buddy being around 24/7 and annoying you. Plus, staying healthy.
Whatta bargain for 2 pts.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Jedward - 2013-07-05
Punch Wrote:Question: Can we bang our doctor? That'd eliminate the whole Girl/Guy Sex buddy being around 24/7 and annoying you. Plus, staying healthy.
Whatta bargain for 2 pts.
It doesn't explicitly forbid you from doing so.
Jedward Wrote:Plus, I might pineapple the Mayo doctor.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - DeanNim - 2013-07-06
Stunningly attractive male - 18 points.
Garden - 2 points
Skylight - 2 points
Library with everything - 4 points
Fruit juices/fruits - 2 points
Medical care - 2 points
1) because i need someone to talk to(amongst other things).
2) im a sucker for greeneries and reading in the garden sounds like something i could do everyday.
3) My garden needs to survive.
4) library because reading > internet.
5) I heard raw vegans are healthier and can eat as much as they want without getting fat.
6) I have migraines and its the last thing i want to tolerate.
if i take the 5 extra points then
fast food - 4 points
train set - 1 point
1) because hey, being raw vegan is good and all but no one can resist a good pizza.
2) train set + garden + library + skylight = fantasy world i want to live in.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - holycow - 2013-07-06
[COLOR="#0000FF"]girl - 18
gourmet food - 9 (27)
skylight - 2 (29)
doctor - 2 (31)
drinks - 1 (32)
hygiene products + jacuzzi bathtub - 3 (35)
surround sound system with all record music - 4 (39)
pool table - 1 (40)
does the garden get forfeited too?[/COLOR]
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - CrazyForDex - 2013-07-06
Just realized that I could grow drugs if I had a garden...
I believe I need to rethink some of my decisions.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Kalovale - 2013-07-06
I'll use all 40 points to get the girl, computer, internet, and some food. Those will be 10 better years than I'll be spending today anyway.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - ShinkuDragon - 2013-07-06
i'll take the girl, the dog, and the gun with 3 bullets.
i need nothing more.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - DeanNim - 2013-07-06
CrazyForDex Wrote:Just realized that I could grow drugs if I had a garden...
I believe I need to rethink some of my decisions.
Kalovale Wrote:I'll use all 40 points to get the girl, computer, internet, and some food. Those will be 10 better years than I'll be spending today anyway.
ShinkuDragon Wrote:i'll take the girl, the dog, and the gun with 3 bullets.
i need nothing more.
ya'll need help
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - CrazyForDex - 2013-07-06
DeanNim Wrote:ya'll need help
I'm sorry that you don't approve of my life choices.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - KhainiWest - 2013-07-06
You guys realize that by having internet, you pretty much have every other option. Just online set up credit cards, by the time you're out, you'll have 10 million dollars. Hell I'll have a different b`itch a night!
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - 777 - 2013-07-07
Corn Wrote:Hell now that I'm thinking about it, why does everyone who wants someone to talk to is taking the hot chick instead of Barry Bonds?people are taking the girl for more things other than talking...
I MEAN HE'S LIKE ALMOST 10 POINTS CHEAPER.
if you know what i mean
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - chrome - 2013-07-07
Kitchen - 6; Need food.
Workout room - 5; What else am I going to do down there?
Library - 4; Because who needs internet?
Drugs - 5; Strong chance of me getting bored.
Medical care - 2; Just incase I don't use the drugs right.
Hygiene - 3; Because eww if you didn't pick this.
Phone - 3; For the sake of being able to talk to people occasionally.
Skylight - 2; I don't want to become a mole person.
Enter as a man, leave as a god.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Satellite - 2013-07-07
Internet - 14 points
Top Computer - 4 points
Medical Care - 2 points
Non-Alcoholic Drinks - 1 point
Unlimited Fast Food - 4 points
Total - 25 points, 5 points extra = 10mil+5mil = 15mil
A few notes:
1. As a straight virgin, that woman was tempting but REALLY? 18 million worth of points? Hand will be much cheaper and will complain less. Besides, maybe I could hit up with a female medic included in the medical care... (ninj'd by Punch)
2. As for all games, all movies, all tv series, radio, all music and tv... Can't you easily get them for free with computer and internet?
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Connor - 2013-07-07
Stunningly attractive male + stunningly attractive male
who cares about money or living i'll die happy
![[Image: 2SHXYns.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/2SHXYns.gif)
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - KhainiWest - 2013-07-07
Connor Wrote:Stunningly attractive male + stunningly attractive male
who cares about money or living i'll die happy
Connor being locked up like a Chinese finger trap.
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - chrome - 2013-07-07
Also, if I am strictly limited to being as capitalist as possible:
Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP
(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)
[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend. - Fiel - 2013-07-08
DeanNim Wrote:5) I heard raw vegans are healthier and can eat as much as they want without getting fat.
You're joking, right?
Anyone who eats too many calories will gain weight. Raw vegans are not an exception to this rule.
chrome Wrote:Also, if I am strictly limited to being as capitalist as possible:
Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP
(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)
You took 40 points. This means you will get a $0 payout immediately with the stock market. So you'll have access to the stock market but no funds to play with.