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Thread of Honesty - Kortestanov - 2010-06-05

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well pineapple you, it's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the papaya prick next store who was always beating the pomegranate out of me and telling me I wasn't worth pomegranate. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I pomegranate you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the pineapple up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

tl; dr: copypasta you guys already saw 9001 times.


Thread of Honesty - Pikamemnon - 2010-06-05

Not that one! This one:
[Image: FNF-Yotsuba4.jpg]
But in a way, aren't we all?
(my poetic thought for the day)


Thread of Honesty - Tay - 2010-06-05

I'm gay.


Thread of Honesty - Justin - 2010-06-05

Yotsuba Wrote:[Image: 1271632631411.png].

...I actually read that in Joey's voice, too. Sad


Thread of Honesty - CJScarlet - 2010-06-05

I'm actually just a bunch of glitches in the vBulletin software that merged together and created a user.


Thread of Honesty - Shadow Trainer - 2010-06-05

I'm a sex offender in 8 countries except the state of New Jersey.


Thread of Honesty - chrome - 2010-06-05

I'm black.


Thread of Honesty - Zalfor - 2010-06-05

I'm one week out of university and I still feel the urge to constantly work on homework. SOMEBODY KILL ME! Or at least replace my desire to learn with something that is more fun than Maplestory!


Thread of Honesty - chrome - 2010-06-05

 I drew this.
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Thread of Honesty - Pikachu - 2010-06-05

I'm not ashamed of playing MapleStory still.


Thread of Honesty - Kortestanov - 2010-06-05

ben Wrote:
 i drew this.
.
 i drew this.
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Thread of Honesty - Solarboy - 2010-06-05

Im actually asosiated with the president.


Thread of Honesty - DeanNim - 2010-06-05

solarboy Wrote:Im actually asosiated with the president.

so... youre black ?


Thread of Honesty - Milelke - 2010-06-05

I'm deeply confused by this thread. Who's telling the truth here? (Most are obviously lying) And was Shikage's first post real or fake?


Thread of Honesty - Marston - 2010-06-05

I've only intentionally trolled about five people on Southperry in my two years of daily browsing. All five have been banned at one point for continuing to do the things that made them worth trolling.


Thread of Honesty - Milelke - 2010-06-05

Marston Wrote:I've only intentionally trolled about five people on Southperry in my two years of daily browsing. All five have been banned at one point for continuing to do the things that made them worth trolling.
That's nice. But the question is, do I care?


Thread of Honesty - Marston - 2010-06-05

Milelke Wrote:That's nice. But the question is, do I care?

Do you?


Thread of Honesty - Milelke - 2010-06-05

Marston Wrote:Do you?
Thread of Honesty:
No.


Thread of Honesty - Marston - 2010-06-05

That is your opinion. :3


Thread of Honesty - Typhoon - 2010-06-05

everytime i see solarboy post i get annoyed