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dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Swerve - 2010-03-07
We hit the scene a bit later than expected. No one noticed cause Kendra had snagged the center of attention. Her Jigglypuffs stood out attractively in her low cut, five-stocked dress. As we walked passed her I must confess. Those were breasts to obsess. It wasn't long before we met Rick and gave him our blessings. Always the gentleman we exchanged small talk by the fire-side. Bacon was roasting after months of being freeze-dried. Not before long we heard screeching from the living room. Miley's face was so damn red that she looked like she was about to go boom. Apparently Ms. Night told her that she was a whore. Because Miley was talking about how women are such a bore. The fight was quickly stopped by Lucida, Rob, and Harrison.Thank god they managed to stop the drunken drama before people started forming factions.
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - FrozNlite - 2010-03-07
Tikey's entrance with Citizen Kane: classy.
FrozNlite's entrance PCDin to this thread: kla$$y.
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Swerve - 2010-03-07
It seems that the ethanol has built up in your head. Maybe if you sobered up things would be better instead. It's easy to get caught up in the flow of this game. To deny responsibility and to cower in shame. We drink together not to troll and try push all the blame. The reason why we drink is to celebrate making it through the tough day. We know that we have friends who understand how rough is the fray. But there's a limit to how many hours you're compensated to play.
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Swerve - 2010-03-07
If you have a problem then just say it out loud. There's no point in attempting to fake being proud. I think that you're overreacting because you thought you had the high life. So When I bring you down I think you feel like a battered housewife. I think that you have no right to criticize the modus operandi. I think that all you do is spew crap and think that you should be eligible for the grammies. If I had to butt in I'd say you were drunk on misery. It's time to detox that pretentiousness and start injecting some more humility. I don't understand how you could toy with other people. Is it because you're a tool and can't stand being another sheeple?
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - FrozNlite - 2010-03-07
Stop callin stop callin I don't wanna think anymore.
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Spoiler
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Russt - 2010-03-07
Anna ni hitamuki ni
Tashikame atta
Itoshi sa ya nukumori mo
Ima wa mou~
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Swerve - 2010-03-07
No offense but the game you play makes me sick to the core. I think that you deserve to die right now on the floor. If we weren't at a party I'd gladly decline. Following the rules so I could show you that you're really swine. I think you should be glad that I'm letting you off. Or else I'd really mince you and eat you whole just like rice-pilaf.
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - DeanNim - 2010-03-07
CoolHwip Wrote:Older, mang. D:
mang ?
i like you already.
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - madanthony - 2010-03-07
These lustful, adulterous thoughts will NOT be tolerated!
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dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Razzberry - 2010-03-07
FrozNlite Wrote:Stop callin stop callin I don't wanna think anymore.
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Spoiler
I like this post best.
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Jon - 2010-03-07
FrozNlite Wrote:Stop callin stop callin I don't wanna think anymore.
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Spoiler
They pushed the date back.
Oh and, LOL platypus CAT DOLLS
dontchu wish your girlfriend was - Myles - 2010-03-08
Speed Bump Wrote:I like this post best.
Me too man.
Me too.