Rob Wrote:Wait... what? I feel flattered.

Me Wrote:Once upon a time, there was a person name Steve. He was very ugly and no one liked him. One day some person named Katie hugged him and stuff happened.
The End.

BombsAway Wrote:I think anyone included in these should actually be flattered, really.

Grog Wrote:

 Session 1

It was just another day in front of the IRC for Bulldog. Today was Rick’s birthday, and he hadn’t prepared at all!

The door slammed open. Shocked, Bulldog zipped his pants back up and turned around. It was Rick.

“BUUUUUULLLLDOG! I’M HOOOOOME! COME HITHER AND REST THY LIPS UPON MY BUTTOCKS”

“You sound like a twat. Stop talking like that, or else you aren’t getting your birthday present, you adorable little shit.”

Rick clasped his hands over his mouth.

“Oh, Bulldog! Don’t tell me… you got me the hair straightener I kept bringing up! You always know what I want!”

Bulldog shook his head, not quite knowing where he was taking himself. He didn’t have anything to give to begin with, and he knew Rick’s fragile heart would be broken if he didn’t make him happy on his birthday.

Rick gave a blank stare. He knew something wasn’t right, but couldn’t quite figure out what. He looked around the room and saw that there were no birthday decorations, no cake. It was obvious that his lover had forgotten what he considers to be the most enjoyable day of the year. Soon after this realization, Rick’s eyes began to water.

Bulldog looked up and saw Rick’s lips quiver. He was truly pineappleed now, and wasn’t going to see his only source of gratification cry on his birthday.

A grin began to form. “Rick…”, Bulldog whispered.

On the verge of breaking down, Rick looked up at the Bulldog. He looked unusually pretty today; the hairs on his neck were all of even length and he had surely taken his weekly shower. He watched as Bulldog caressed his own body, working his hands down from his itchy neck to his tum-tum. He patted his belly, while giving Rick a perverted look that he hadn’t quite practiced enough in front of a mirror.

“… Yes, Bulldo-“

Before Rick could finish his sentence, Bulldog placed his hand over Rick’s mouth and then moved it onto the zipper of his jeans.

“Why are you doing this, Bulldog?”, Rick asked, as he circled his palm over the stiff four inches of a throbbing Oscar Meyer, confined in jeans that hadn’t been washed in weeks.

“I’m not going to lie to you, Rick”, Bulldog said softly. He was starting to sweat. “I was up all night monitoring my 32 IRC channels, and had forgotten all about your birthday. Over the past couple of months I’ve really lost track of time.”

Rick gave no expression.

“I’m sorry, Rick. This is the only way I can make it up to you.”

Rick was confused. “But Bul-“

Bulldog backhanded Rick across the face. He took it like a man, but stared back upwards giving the look of an abused puppy.

“Shut the fuck up, or I’m kicking you.”

Rick’s plantain went limp.

“In the balls.”

And now, rock hard.

TO BE CONTINUED

butterfli Wrote:Here ya go. Just for you two. <3

 Spoiler

"Wow!" Exclaimed Rob, wide eyed at his new friend. He had no idea it was close to happening, but here it was! It got alot taller, and prettier too. It almost looked human.

"So you're a Katie, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his friend, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.

'Does my new form please you, Master?'

"...!" Rob jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"

'It's me, Master. Your friend.'

Rob blinked, turning back to look at his Katie. "That was.... you?" She smiled and tilted her head slightly.

'Yes, Master. I can speak to you telepathically now.' Katie said wordlessly.

"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great friend."

Katie blushed and looked away. 'Thank you, Master...'

“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Rob winked, causing Katie to blush even more. Rob didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the friend center for some much-deserved healing?”


Katie nodded, lacing her hands behind her back.

“Alright!” Rob smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, allowing Katie to return within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.

Feeling more drained than usual, Rob decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.

He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Rob threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Katie appeared in the motel room. She yawned silently, stretching, then turned around.

‘Oh my!’

Rob jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Katie! “Ah! W-what are you……”

‘…..’ She blushed intensely and turned away, her hands over her face.

“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Rob chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.

‘Master…. I didn’t know you felt that way. ‘

“…! Huh?” Rob blinked.

Katie looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still blushing, but her eyes….. they didn’t look embarrassed. ‘Why else would you summon me here? Now? In a motel room… you nearly nude….. me just evolved into this form….. ‘

“Um……”

‘You’ve been waiting, haven’t you? Waiting until I evolved…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she glided when she moved. So gracefully, so femininely. Her hand went to his chest, sliding over the warm skin. ‘….. until you could have me. ‘

“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Rob’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his friend actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?

She smiled. ‘Yes. You can have me.’ She pressed her lips against his, throwing her arms around his neck and engaging him in a passionate, heated embrace. To be honest, she’d wanted him too. Ever since she was a Ralts. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘fit’.

Rob was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her hips, his lips beginning to kiss back, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”

‘Your lips feel so good, Master. And you’re so warm. I cannot wait until we are one…’ She spoke telepathically as their kissing became fervent.

“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sweeping Katie off her feet quite suddenly, then tossing her onto the bed. He crawled on after her, grinning devilishly.

‘Oh Master….. so assertive!’

“You betcha!” He kissed her again.

‘Master……’

“Mmmm…..”

‘Master……. ‘

“Mm—yeah?” He pulled away.

‘Do you have…. Protection?’

Rob blinked, then furrowed his brows. “Protection….? Oh! You mean condoms?”

She nodded.

“Uh, no. But we don’t need those! I can’t get you pregnant and we’re both virgins, right?”

‘Right, but…. It’s just….. ‘ She looked away, biting her lip.

“But… what?” He tilted his head.

All humans use condoms for this type of thing. That’s normal. And we’re doing this. So…. If we used those, it’d be more… normal, and less like you’re doing it with an animal.’

“…. Aw. Katie. I don’t think of you as an animal! “

‘But still…..’

He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”

Katie’s expression brightened. ‘Thank you, Master!’

After a quick dressing session, Rob and Katie hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”

‘Only ten G!’

“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.

‘What?’

“I don’t have any change…… “

‘Oh… ‘ Katie looked down at the floor.

“……. “ He stared at her face for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Rob knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.

‘Master! Are you sure you should be doing that?’

“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Rob pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“

“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!“

Rob and Katie both jumped as a man clad in heavy brown armor ran up to them, scowling.

“NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I’VE CONFISCATED YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT’S OFF TO JAIL!”

“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Rob stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“

“THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!” The guard drew out his sword.

‘Master!’ Katie moved in between. ‘Don’t worry, I’ll pro-‘ The guard beheaded Katie with a single slash.

“….Katie! NO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU—“ He never finished his sentence as the cold steel ran through his chest. He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. The sword was pulled out, and Rob collapsed. Everything was going dark. Everything was vanishing. He saw Gardeviors’ severed head on the other side of the room, and the armored man’s feet as he nonchalantly sheathed his blade and walked away….

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butterfli Wrote:Opeth? How long ago did you write that stuff?