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Hey Jesus - Beatrice - 2009-11-04

Spideyjvc Wrote:[Image: 1248761232834.jpg]

MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!

Let's flip the chessboard over on this. Why would the Angel tell them to go away from the tomb so suddenly? Wouldn't the Angel bring them to Jesus directly? I suspect this "Angel" was simply someone dressed up.

Inside that cave, the corpse of Jesus really was there, hidden. While everyone left, the "Angel" removed the corpse from the cave and quickly set up a doppelganger to take Jesus's place.

REPEAT IT IN RED, JESUS!
"The corpse of Jesus was not in the cave at the time Mary Magdalene went to the tomb!"
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Ah, Battler! How nice to see you here. Jesus doesn't seem to know the rules of the game, so I'll step in for him. First, I'll break through that blue hope of yours.

The corpse of Jesus was not in the cave at the time Mary Magdalene went to the tomb!

*Cackle*


Hey Jesus - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:[Image: 2vi4gbd.png]

Ah, Battler! How nice to see you here. Jesus doesn't seem to know the rules of the game, so I'll step in for him. First, I'll break through that blue hope of yours.

The corpse of Jesus was not in the cave at the time Mary Magdalene went to the tomb!

*Cackle*

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Ah, Beato, so you've come? Fine, I'll accept your challenge in place of Jesus.

If his corpse wasn't in there at that specific moment in time, then somebody must have removed it even before then! Somebody removed the rock and let him escape, then put the rock back. The guards could have been in on it!


Hey Jesus - Beatrice - 2009-11-04

Spideyjvc Wrote:[Image: 2akfbef.jpg]

Ah, Beato, so you've come? Fine, I'll accept your challenge in place of Jesus.

If his corpse wasn't in there at that specific moment in time, then somebody must have removed it even before then! Somebody removed the rock and let him escape, then put the rock back. The guards could have been in on it!

The boulder covering the entrance of Jesus's tomb was not removed any time prior to when Mary Magdalene went to check on Jesus. The boulder was only removed once.

Oh, and before you bring it up.

Jesus's body was inside the tomb when it was sealed with the boulder. That particular boulder is the same one that was removed upon Mary Magdalene's arrival to the tomb.


Hey Jesus - Matt - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:The boulder covering the entrance of Jesus's tomb was not removed any time prior to when Mary Magdalene went to check on Jesus.

Mary Magdalene was a whore.


Hey Jesus - FelixTM - 2009-11-04

Still only using red truth? How weak.


Hey Jesus - Nikkey - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:The boulder covering the entrance of Jesus's tomb was not removed any time prior to when Mary Magdalene went to check on Jesus. The boulder was only removed once.

Oh, and before you bring it up.

Jesus's body was inside the tomb when it was sealed with the boulder. That particular boulder is the same one that was removed upon Mary Magdalene's arrival to the tomb.

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Repeat this in red! "There is only one way out of the cave!"


Hey Jesus - Beatrice - 2009-11-04

FelixTM Wrote:Still only using red truth? How weak.

Expecting Gold when Witch Hunt is only 50% done with their translation? Now now, no need to spoil anything for those diligently waiting.

Devil's Sunrise Wrote:[Image: hs3m9j.jpg]
Repeat this in red! "There is only one way out of the cave!"
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*Cackle* I knew this would come up at some point.

There is only one way in and out of the cave.

The only way someone could get in and out of it is through it's only entrance, which was sealed with the boulder.


So Battler!
Still don't believe in magic?


Hey Jesus - Battler - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:[Image: 1251122358879.jpg]
*Cackle* I knew this would come up at some point.

There is only one way in and out of the cave.

The only way someone could get in and out of it is through it's only entrance, which was sealed with the boulder.


So Battler!
Still don't believe in magic?

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It's all useless. Ahh, it's all useless.

Jesus dug a hole under the boulder and covered the traces afterwards.


By the way Beatriceee..... repeat this in red! "Witches can only speak the truth with red."


Hey Jesus - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-04

Ninja'd by Battler


Hey Jesus - Beatrice - 2009-11-04

Battler Wrote:[Image: 23t07z7.jpg]
It's all useless. Ahh, it's all useless.

Jesus dug a hole under the boulder and covered the traces afterwards.

Jesus did not escape from the cave by digging a hole.

He came back to life with magic and used magic to phase through the cave walls.

Battler Wrote:By the way Beatriceee..... repeat this in red! "Witches can only speak the truth with red."
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W-what?

I refuse!


Hey Jesus - FelixTM - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:Expecting Gold when Witch Hunt is only 50% done with their translation? Now now, no need to spoil anything for those diligently waiting.

Excuses? What a useless witch.


Hey Jesus - Battler - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:Jesus did not escape from the cave by digging a hole.

He came back to life with magic and used magic to phase through the cave walls.

The red does not have to be the truth.

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Now, repeat this in red! "Only witches can speak with red, and when they do so, they speak the truth!"


Hey Jesus - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:Jesus did not escape from the cave by digging a hole.

He came back to life with magic and used magic to phase through the cave walls.

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So he didn't escape the cave through a hole? Then, how about this!

Jesus escaped the cave after Mary Magdalene left. Mary didn't have time to thoroughly inspect the cave, because she was instructed to relay information to the disciples!

Repeat it, Beatrice!
"Jesus left the cave before Mary Magdalene's arrival"


Hey Jesus - Beatrice - 2009-11-04

Battler Wrote:The red does not have to be the truth.

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Now, repeat this in red! "Only witches can speak with red, and when they do so, they speak the truth!"

W-wait! Okay okay, I'll say it!

Everything I speak in red is the truth!


Hey Jesus - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-04

Battler Wrote:The red does not have to be the truth.

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Now, repeat this in red! "Only witches can speak with red, and when they do so, they speak the truth!"

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Hey Jesus - Beatrice - 2009-11-04

Spideyjvc Wrote:[Image: 2znpd8l.jpg]

So he didn't escape the cave through a hole? Then, how about this!

Jesus escaped the cave after Mary Magdalene left. Mary didn't have time to thoroughly inspect the cave, because she was instructed to relay information to the disciples!

Repeat it, Beatrice!
"Jesus left the cave before Mary Magdalene's arrival"

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Jesus was not in the cave when Mary Magdalene came to inspect it!


Hey Jesus - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-04

Beatrice Wrote:Jesus was not in the cave when Mary Magdalene came to inspect it!

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That's not what I asked you to say in red. But if Jesus wasn't in the cave when she came, the boulder wasn't removed until Mary came, and he didn't escape underground...

Jesus wasn't hiding in the cave when Mary Magdalene came. He dug a hole, but not to escape. He dug one to hide out of sight while Mary Magdalene came. He was hiding under the cave the whole time Mary came to inspect it.


Hey Jesus - Battler - 2009-11-04

Spideyjvc Wrote:[Image: but11908749.jpg]

That's not what I asked you to say in red. But if Jesus wasn't in the cave when she came, the boulder wasn't removed until Mary came, and he didn't escape underground...

Jesus wasn't hiding in the cave when Mary Magdalene came. He dug a hole, but not to escape. He dug one to hide out of sight while Mary Magdalene came. He was hiding under the cave the whole time Mary came to inspect it.

Hey, you!

My name is Ushiromiya Battler.

Meanie, stealing my comments and stuff.


Hey Jesus - Zephyr - 2009-11-04

Providence Wrote:Done.

"Friends
god has not made any friends yet "


Hey Jesus - Bacon - 2009-11-04

What luck.

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