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How much fapping - Russt - 2009-11-01
Avoidant Wrote:Isn't this a normal thing? All fathers teach their children how to masturbate.Really? I'm missing out, then.
My father still questions me whenever he thinks I've been fapping. I deny it to please him.
How much fapping - Christopher - 2009-11-01
Spideyjvc Wrote:"Ma boi...+fapfapfapfap+ this...this is...ah, this is was all TRUE warriors strive for!"
"D-dad?"
"No no, don't look away. Look into my eyes and do the same, trust me."
![[Image: hayden_shocked_face_resized.jpg]](http://brandonmitchell.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hayden_shocked_face_resized.jpg)
How much fapping - Avoidant - 2009-11-02
Spideyjvc Wrote:My god, I hope you're joking around. I'm laughing so hard right now.
"Ma boi...+fapfapfapfap+ this...this is...ah, this is was all TRUE warriors strive for!"
"D-dad?"
"No no, don't look away. Look into my eyes and do the same, trust me."
I don't understand what's so funny. The scene you have so insensitively created was very much like my first lesson with my father, and when he showed me his technique, we were really able to bond for the first time. He called it the "Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III," and to this day I still have not mastered it. Nobody else has.
We haven't bonded that much, since.
Russt Wrote:Really? I'm missing out, then.
My father still questions me whenever he thinks I've been fapping. I deny it to please him.
He probably wants to show you his technique, that's all. If anything, he may feel left out. All fathers do this.
How much fapping - Amphigory - 2009-11-02
Avoidant Wrote:Isn't this a normal thing? All fathers teach their children how to masturbate.
No. Then again, my father was never really involved in my life, but I'm fairly sure that's pretty abnormal.
Basically, it's not hard to figure it out yourself. ._.
How much fapping - Kalovale - 2009-11-02
This calls for a "how did you start fapping" thread.
How much fapping - Hazzy - 2009-11-02
Avoidant Wrote:All fathers teach their children how to masturbate.
This is what the internet is for, young one.
How much fapping - Ryanide - 2009-11-02
Avoidant Wrote:He called it the "Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III,"
Avoidant Wrote:[SIZE="4"]Jecht[/SIZE]
Avoidant Wrote:[SIZE="5"]Jecht[/SIZE]
Avoidant Wrote:[SIZE="6"]Jecht[/SIZE]
Avoidant Wrote:[SIZE="7"]Jecht[/SIZE]
Why am I not surprised?
How much fapping - Amphigory - 2009-11-02
Kalovale Wrote:This calls for a "how did you start fapping" thread.
Got bored, got horny, decided to see for myself what all the rage was about.
That thread was over before it was even written.
How much fapping - Myles - 2009-11-02
Must be more than I wank, since I have little to no arm muscle.
How much fapping - Jesus - 2009-11-04
Tay Wrote::|
Gay porn is amazing, that's all I gotta' say.
Leviticus 18:2 Wrote:You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.
Leviticus 20:1 Wrote:If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them.
Heed these words my son, for they pave the path to heaven.
How much fapping - Hazzy - 2009-11-04
Jesus Wrote:Heed these words my son, for they pave the path to heaven.
No one likes you, Jesus. Gtho my internets.
![[Image: 1057251-no_one_likes_you_super.jpg]](http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/33332/1057251-no_one_likes_you_super.jpg)
How much fapping - Greg - 2009-11-04
Jesus, get out of here. Your words of reason have no effect on this unusual breed of Southperrian.
How much fapping - Jesus - 2009-11-04
(8:38:30 PM) Fiel: Jesus just trying to start pomegranate.
(8:38:43 PM) Fiel: Fucking drama llama jesus
This job is going to be harder than I thought...
How much fapping - Hazzy - 2009-11-04
Jesus Wrote:(8:38:30 PM) Fiel: Jesus just trying to start pomegranate.
(8:38:43 PM) Fiel: pineappleing drama llama jesus
This is going to be harder than I thought...
Is that what Marry said?
How much fapping - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-04
![[Image: 38mdz.png]](http://i33.tinypic.com/38mdz.png)
How much fapping - Kalovale - 2009-11-04
Spideyjvc Wrote:
Lmao.. Oh dear, I feel guilty for laughing more than I should have at that pic.. as a Christian.. But lmaooo
How much fapping - Jesus - 2009-11-04
Spideyjvc Wrote:Third Date?
If I can rise from the dead in three days, I'm pretty sure I can score in one.
How much fapping - WingZero - 2009-11-04
Spideyjvc Wrote:I shouldn't have laughed, but I did....
How much fapping - TøbiasBlack - 2009-11-04
jesus Wrote:third date?
If i can rise from the dead in three days, i'm pretty sure i can score in one.
...false messiah!