Meet Bob. - Printable Version

Meet Bob. - Printable Version

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Meet Bob. - Derimed - 2009-10-09

Devil's Sunrise Wrote:I'll just leave him with her.

That looks like my next-door neighbor. Glitter

Meet Bob. - Doctor Omega - 2009-10-09

I would like to have a cup of coffee, and smoke a cigarette with Bob.

Meet Bob. - IllegallySane - 2009-10-09

I make Bob subject to the antics of Deadpool, while tied to a chair.

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I'm gonna get banned for this.

Spoiler

Meet Bob. - Cyadd - 2009-10-09

IllegallySane Wrote:I make Bob subject to the antics of Deadpool, while tied to a chair.

I'm gonna get banned for this.

Spoiler

Done.

Meet Bob. - Milelke - 2009-10-09

z0mgc00k13 Wrote:go to a shrink then summon meat

Bob does the following. He is fine.

MasPan Wrote:Convert Bob to Scientology.

Bob converts, and then unconverts 1 second after.

Marksman Bryan Wrote:Make Bob read this thread.

Mentality -1

Holypie Wrote:Make Bob pay someone to push him off the roof a 20-story building.

Bo survives but is hospitalized. -1250 HP
He is then sent to a mental institution. All mentality back.

z0mgc00k13 Wrote:a man gives bob non-letal cake

Bob drops it on the ground.

gum Wrote:Give Bob some advil to make his migraine go away, give him a kitten to pet and lower his blood pressure.

Bob regains HP and Endurance.
HP +100
Endurance Fully Recovered.

Greg Wrote:Have Bob purchase five good PS3 exclusives.

Bob is deeply confused. Mentality -2

Magus Wrote:I give him a book to read:

Bob reads one page and burns the book.

Kalovale Wrote:Coup de grace.

Bob screams in agony.
HP -125
Endurance -2
Mentality -4

Quantact Wrote:Make him watch the Lifetime channel for 72 hours straight. He'll kill himself without any further input from you.

Bob does the following.
Mentality -6
Endurance -7

Amphigory Wrote:Cast a spell on Bob that forces him to attempt to slam a revolving door for eternity.

No such spell exists. Bob is unhappy with your request.

TobiasBlack Wrote:put bob in front of two doors that are diagonally across from one another, i.e. at the edge of a 90 degree angle wall, and each door has a label on them which reads "Fire Exit." Give Bob a key, and set the hallway behind him ablaze.

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Bob opens the left door. However, he is mentally scarred due to almost being burned alive.
Mentality- 12

Johnnywup Wrote:Tell bob that he's not real.

Bob does not believe the following, he is unhappy with you.

Ryanide Wrote:Tell bob to get a job blowing stuff.

Bob gets a job blowing candles. And then quits. His friends find out and he is embarrassed.
Embarrassments +3

y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:Bob realizes that he's imaginary and jumps off of the Empire State Building in an attempt at suicide.

Bob does not know where the Empire State Building is. He jumps off a ruler. Nothing happens.

Devil's Sunrise Wrote:I'll just leave him with her.

They date for a while, but break it off but remain friends.
Embarrassment -3

Combattente Wrote:Have Bob BROWSE THE FUNHOUSE and read one of my posts full of derp. Like this one.

derp derp derp derp derp hurpa derpity tatta tittly dumb derp

Bob is disappointed with you.

HurrycaneX Wrote:Let Bob do a parachute jump from just-not-yet in space with a train locomotive strapped to his back, but in a way that he survives it. That or give him brain surgery to get rid of all his abilities but breathing and such, so becomes some sort of plant.

Bob's head hurts. He cannot perform those tasks.
Mentality-14

kingdj333 Wrote:Tell Bob, it's ok and I love him!

All Mentality Regained.
HP +65

Doctor Omega Wrote:I would like to have a cup of coffee, and smoke a cigarette with Bob.

Bob doesnt smoke. However, he agrees to have some coffee.
HP + 35

IllegallySane Wrote:I make Bob subject to the antics of Deadpool, while tied to a chair.

I'm gonna get banned for this.

Spoiler

Bob escapes.
Mentality -10
Endurance -4

Bob(ITP(In This Post))
HP: 8115/10000
Endurance: 87/100
Embarrassment: 0
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 90/100
Current Status: Bob is relatively fine. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, and Combattente. Bob is thirsty.

Meet Bob. - MasPan - 2009-10-09

Damn, I was gonna have 4chan attack him while he was a Scientologist.

Meet Bob. - Providence - 2009-10-09

Have Bob set fire to all nearby hospitals and fire departments.

Meet Bob. - SlayerZach - 2009-10-09

Get Bob to make out with Ryan's avatar.

Meet Bob. - Greg22 - 2009-10-09

Is he still trying to think of five good PS3 exclusives? Bob can't just give up on that.

Meet Bob. - Combattente - 2009-10-09

*Says sorry to Bob and promises he won't say derp or make unfunny posts in this thread again.

He also invites him to have a cup of tea at his house, if it's OK.*

Meet Bob. - WayOfTime - 2009-10-09

Make Bob play Fallout 3 on very hard with only a BB gun.

Meet Bob. - Holypie - 2009-10-09

Make Bob pay someone to push him in front of a jumbo jet taking off and that the someone is GOOD at pushing bob.

Meet Bob. - Rob - 2009-10-09

Make Bob fap while watching loli-porn.

Meet Bob. - Manu - 2009-10-09

Bob tries to rob a bank but he fails.

Meet Bob. - Milelke - 2009-10-09

Providence Wrote:Have Bob set fire to all nearby hospitals and fire departments.

Bob is arrested,but pays the government 3 Trillion Dollars and bails us out of the recession.
Bob is praised a hero
Mentality and Endurance Fully Recovered
Embarrassment -100
HP +500

SlayerZach Wrote:Get Bob to make out with Ryan's avatar.

Bob does, for a Milisecond, and never looks back, therefore not finding out its a transvestite.

Greg Wrote:Is he still trying to think of five good PS3 exclusives? Bob can't just give up on that.

Bob says "I didn't know it had even 5 exclusive decent games?!?!?!"
Bob searches stores, and does find much. He is disappointed, but not surprised.

Combattente Wrote:*Says sorry to Bob and promises he won't say derp or make unfunny posts in this thread again.

He also invites him to have a cup of tea at his house, if it's OK.*

Bob accepts.
HP+50

WayOfTime Wrote:Make Bob play Fallout 3 on very hard with only a BB gun.

He beats the game and is really happy.
HP +100
Embaressment -25

Holypie Wrote:Make Bob pay someone to push him in front of a jumbo jet taking off and that the someone is GOOD at pushing bob.

Bob is pushed, but misses the plane by a nanosecond. He is scarred.
-20 Mentality

RobMdza Wrote:Make Bob fap while watching loli-porn.

He vehemently refuses. He is disappointed with you.

Bob(ITP(In This Post))
HP: 8765/10000
Endurance: 87/100
Embarrassment: 125
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 70/100
Current Status: Bob is relatively fine. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, and RobMdza. He is thristy.

Meet Bob. - Milelke - 2009-10-09

Darkmaniak Wrote:Bob tries to rob a bank but he fails.

The police never find him.
Nothing happens.

Meet Bob. - IllegallySane - 2009-10-09

Cranking out the bigger guns. Bob is forced to battle these creatures, the last two being epic level abominations.

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Meet Bob. - Rob - 2009-10-09

Bob has surgery to become a shemale.

Meet Bob. - Kurtle - 2009-10-09

Give bob dehydrated water, just add water

Meet Bob. - Combattente - 2009-10-09

*is happy and passes a good afternoon with Bob*

The friendship between Combattente and Bob has become better.