Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed.

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Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - K!yO - 2009-09-09

SlayerZach Wrote:Whowhatwherewhenwhyhow? Just get over here, you.

Oh my, the christians might be right o.o;

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - SlayerZach - 2009-09-09

lolreligion. And Kiyo, your manly pixels are what made me go both ways.

...ohwait. FFFFFFF-- Hothead

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Beaner - 2009-09-09

that guy has so many issues its almost not funny.

ALMOST

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - MasPan - 2009-09-09

[color="#cc8899"]I am scrawny, have a guaranteed job for the next 5 years making more money than a lot of middle aged people without the bills, LOVE women, and consider suicide to be a cop-out MOST of the time. Even if I thought about it, I wouldn't do it. So...apparently I'm an athlete. Go figure.

L > Petition to rename gamers "Technological Athletes"[/COLOR]

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Christopher - 2009-09-09

MasPan Wrote:[color="#cc8899"]I am scrawny, have a guaranteed job for the next 5 years making more money than a lot of middle aged people without the bills, LOVE women, and consider suicide to be a cop-out MOST of the time. Even if I thought about it, I wouldn't do it. So...apparently I'm an athlete. Go figure.

L > Petition to rename gamers "Technological Athletes"[/COLOR]

I'm sure Al would love to f'uck you in the butt

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Marksman Bryan - 2009-09-09

Chris9292 Wrote:I'm sure Al would love to f'uck you in the butt

i luv al <3

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-09

Chris9292 Wrote:I'm sure Al would love to f'uck you in the butt

They don't call him Big Al for nothing.

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - MasPan - 2009-09-09

y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:They don't call him Big Al for nothing.

[color="#cc8899"]Ever hear of the word "sarcasm?"

(I'm sorry Al, he just set me up so perfectly)[/COLOR]

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - JoshKun - 2009-09-09

Look at what you turned this thread into, Chris. ;(

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Christopher - 2009-09-09

SekushiKun Wrote:Look at what you turned this thread into, Chris. ;(

I've done nothing Rolleyes

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Marksman Bryan - 2009-09-09

I just read the article and saw this:

Article thingy Wrote:...while SpongeBob sexually pokemons Barney.

What is this I dont even

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Piggy 2.0 - 2009-09-09

This, and greg's post made me fall off the chair laughing hysterically.

Crap like this makes me sad to be a christian. Frown

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Moonlapse - 2009-09-09

Pfft, That guy thinks video games are satanic???

NOW THIS IS SATANIC

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Greg22 - 2009-09-09

1. No laptops! Kids can sneak these into their bedrooms for late-night play. Instead, get a heavy desktop computer and set it up with the screen facing outward in your family room. That way you can monitor you childs computer use (homework!) at all times without interrupting your television viewing.

2. When youre not at home, unplug the power cord to your computer and hide the mouse. You can always put it in one of your sock drawers. This is a great way to make sure no video games are played when youre not around.

3. Be honest with your boys and tell them theyll grow up as failures if they dont excel at sports. Make them go outdoors! Lock them out if necessary. On birthdays and Christmas, buy them sports gifts. Every kid enjoys a new baseball mitt or a football! (Id avoid skateboards, however, there is too much drug use and anti-social behavior connected with it.) And when theyre 16, its time to consider the appropriate muscle car for your boy.

4. Have a private talk with your childs friends (maybe when you accidentally lock your own kid outside) and ask them some of my video game slang trick questions: What level paladin are you these days, buddy? Gosh, this town is nothing like Vice City, isnt it? or Did you lose your Wee? I found one in the station wagon. If they answer with any knowledge whatsoever of these terms, you have a secret gamer on your hands. Beware!

5. Be concerned about the physical shape of our young people. You dont even need to be a parent to do this. Watch them run and throw and jump. Encourage them to lift weights. With a handsome firm body, you dont need an afternoon of sweaty wrestling with a soccer ball as an excuse to celebrate the beauty that our Creator endowed us with. Remind them that jocks can tan themselves shirtless anytime! There is just something so wonderfully wholesome about Americas strong and cocky high school jocks. The pale and pimply loners in black t-shirts too afraid to shower in the locker rooms will never be able to compete with that!

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - ShadowMarck - 2009-09-09

I am very disappoint, Christians.

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Providence - 2009-09-09

Opeth Wrote:>Mario Brothers
>teaching kids to hate people

NIGGA PLZ.

Agreed, though I did develop a passion for throwing explosives at rodents.

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - Bacon - 2009-09-10

Satire website.

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - FlameChocobo - 2009-09-10

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Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - rayhovite - 2009-09-10

i am glad to have contributed to maspan's new nickname

Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed. - FrozNlite - 2009-09-10

lolchristians Wrote:is there anything more american than our high school athletic culture? From small town rivalries to little league championships, from cheerleaders and their pom poms to young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts, the pep rallies, the bleachers packed with parents and victory pizza parties, in every way teenage jock culture is the epitome of wholesomeness.

RED FLAG OF HYPOCRlSY