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Remember me, Southperry? - Providence - 2009-08-23

Fiel Wrote:My dad is like the coolest person ever.

Dad: Hey, Paul, you know I love your mom.
Paul: Yeah, and?
Dad: We kiss and make out.
Paul: Dad, please...
Dad: Your mom and I... we have sex!
Paul: Ugh, DAD STO...
Dad: In our bedroom!
Paul: DAD...!
Dad: I f'ucked your mom.
Paul: ...
Your dad is fu'cking thug. XD


Remember me, Southperry? - Bacon - 2009-08-23

Fiel Wrote:My dad is like the coolest person ever.

Dad: Hey, Paul, you know I love your mom.
Paul: Yeah, and?
Dad: We kiss and make out.
Paul: Dad, please...
Dad: Your mom and I... we have sex!
Paul: Ugh, DAD STO...
Dad: In our bedroom!
Paul: DAD...!
Dad: I f'ucked your mom.
Paul: ...
Hey Paul. Can you get your dad to adopt me?


Remember me, Southperry? - Sarah - 2009-08-23

Fiel Wrote:My dad is like the coolest person ever.

Dad: Hey, Paul, you know I love your mom.
Paul: Yeah, and?
Dad: We kiss and make out.
Paul: Dad, please...
Dad: Your mom and I... we have sex!
Paul: Ugh, DAD STO...
Dad: In our bedroom!
Paul: DAD...!
Dad: I f'ucked your mom.
Paul: ...

Just so you know... they did it in your room while you were gone, too. And everywhere else. And she wore that same outfit.

Dad: AGH THE SEQUINS ARE DIGGING IN


Remember me, Southperry? - xBTAx - 2009-08-23

I'm just going to back away slowly now. Goggleemoticon


Remember me, Southperry? - Dual - 2009-08-23

And I'm slowly going to get closer for a better camera angle.


Remember me, Southperry? - Rain - 2009-08-23

http://www.southperry.net/forums/member.php?u=208
I remember you!


Remember me, Southperry? - ShadowMarck - 2009-08-23

What is this, I don't eve- wait, yeah I do. Goggleemoticon (ohmygodlolfielyoushouldliketotallymakethenewfunhousebannerthatpictarImadeit'sinthethreadIgibyuuuuuuuusoyeahdothatrightnoworelseintrntsrs)


Remember me, Southperry? - Tremulant - 2009-08-24

i'd tap that.


Remember me, Southperry? - KhainiWest - 2009-08-24

Bacon Wrote:Hey Paul. Can you get your dad to adopt me?

My mom's worse..she peer pressures me to drink LOL.

Mom: Here
Me: To bitter for me
Mom: drink it platypus
Me: Stfu tramp
Mom: pussssyyy
Me: fine! -drinks some-
Mom: Now go clean my bathroom or I'm telling your dad you were underage drinking.
Me:.....


Remember me, Southperry? - Chompy - 2009-08-24

Fiel Wrote:My dad is like the coolest person ever.

Dad: Hey, Paul, you know I love your mom.
Paul: Yeah, and?
Dad: We kiss and make out.
Paul: Dad, please...
Dad: Your mom and I... we have sex!
Paul: Ugh, DAD STO...
Dad: In our bedroom!
Paul: DAD...!
Dad: I f'ucked your mom.
Paul: ...

SRS LAWLZ were had.
Thank you. Glitter


Remember me, Southperry? - Combattente - 2009-08-24

Fiel Wrote:Dad: I f'ucked your mom.

I laughed more than I should have.

Tremulant Wrote:i'd tap that.

Same as above.