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I need to fap harder - IllegallySane - 2009-08-09
kingdj333 Wrote:hahahaha... Am I the only one who finds this thread funny? Like Jeez guys, fapping is bad for your penor. Atleast do it once a day.
Last fap was 2 weeks ago? Enjoy your prostate cancer. Fapping is actually good for you. I aim for at least 200 faps a year, easy to obtain. Why 200? Because Oprah said so in order to extend your life by a good 5 years.
I need to fap harder - kingdj333 - 2009-08-09
Oh... wow. I didnt know it was that serious....
Oprah isn't a guy is she? O_O
I need to fap harder - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-09
Only pros does like 600+ faps a year. Then again, some people say it's the quality, not the quantity here.. -insert 4chan smilie here-
I need to fap harder - kingdj333 - 2009-08-09
Doesn't it lower your sperm count. BRB GOING TO TRY AND FAP.
I need to fap harder - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-09
kingdj333 Wrote:Doesn't it lower your sperm count. BRB GOING TO TRY AND FAP.
Uh.... That, I'm not sure? Depends on your diet, I believe, is the correct answer. Fapping may be shunned by some people, but hey, it's normal. If you're not fapping because you think the man up there will hurt you, something's wrong... terribly.. wrong!
I need to fap harder - MetaSeraphim - 2009-08-09
If you masturbate you will grow hair on your hands and go blind!
I need to fap harder - Derimed - 2009-08-09
kingdj333 Wrote:Oh... wow. I didnt know it was that serious....
Oprah isn't a guy is she? O_O
Oprah was a guy, they castrated her, now she's getting revenge on men by turning the housewives against them.
I need to fap harder - VladTheLvr - 2009-08-09
Fapping is a boring waste of time along along with any other sexual activity not involving reproduction. You are better off plotting world domination or playing chess.
I need to fap harder - MetaSeraphim - 2009-08-09
ndynslvr Wrote:Fapping is a boring waste of time along along with any other sexual activity not involving reproduction. You are better off plotting world domination or playing chess.
I like you. But if you were smart enough you would know there is nothing better than having Sex while playing Chess and planning World Domination all at the same time.
I need to fap harder - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-09
ndynslvr Wrote:Fapping is a boring waste of time along along with any other sexual activity not involving reproduction. You are better off plotting world domination or playing chess.
You probably didn't fap hard enough... Try again? -robotic voice- "30 seconds!" Insert a quarter into the coin slot please!
I need to fap harder - crewe127 - 2009-08-09
Opeth Wrote:"point of no return."
You took that "phrase" from me, and you know it!
I need to fap harder - Dusk - 2009-08-09
IllegallySane Wrote:Last fap was 2 weeks ago? Enjoy your prostate cancer. Fapping is actually good for you. I aim for at least 200 faps a year, easy to obtain. Why 200? Because Oprah said so in order to extend your life by a good 5 years.
You don't need to climax that frequently to feel the beneficial effects of it o_o doing anything excessively is bad for you, although 200 is pretty reasonable I guess.
I need to fap harder - kingdj333 - 2009-08-09
Yeah.. Doesn't the feeling start to weaking if your doing it every damn day? you could like skip 3 days of it or something. instead of yanking the pomegranate out of it just to bust.
I need to fap harder - Bacon - 2009-08-10
Wasn't Oprah complaining about 9000 Penises or something? Yeah, I'm sure that was her.
I'm deducing that Fapping is using your hands to feel good. Sounds like men's wrestling to me.
I need to fap harder - Derimed - 2009-08-10
Bacon Wrote:Wasn't Oprah complaining about 9000 Penises or something? Yeah, I'm sure that was her.
Precisely. Her audience is lucky to get one penis each, (and that's pushing it for some of them,) and she's b!tching about 9000. I mean, srsly, Oprah, wtp.
I need to fap harder - Bacon - 2009-08-10
Quantact Wrote:Precisely. Her audience is lucky to get one penis each, (and that's pushing it for some of them,) and she's b!tching about 9000. I mean, srsly, Oprah, wtp.Hey, I'm sure if Oprah started handing out coupons for penises instead of free KFC, her group could make all the men in the world as happy as can be.
I need to fap harder - IllegallySane - 2009-08-10
Dusk Wrote:You don't need to climax that frequently to feel the beneficial effects of it o_o doing anything excessively is bad for you, although 200 is pretty reasonable I guess.
200 a year? That's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Quantact Wrote:Precisely. Her audience is lucky to get one penis each, (and that's pushing it for some of them,) and she's b!tching about 9000. I mean, srsly, Oprah, wtp.
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NSFW, but oh so amusing.
I need to fap harder - Stereo - 2009-08-10
kingdj333 Wrote:Yeah.. Doesn't the feeling start to weaking if your doing it every damn day? you could like skip 3 days of it or something. instead of yanking the pomegranate out of it just to bust.
More volume if you wait but I wouldn't say it feels better.
I need to fap harder - Sarah - 2009-08-10
Hahaha.
hahahahahahahahahaha.
I need to fap harder - kingdj333 - 2009-08-10
Nine thousand penises.