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Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-16
Granted, its negative calories. Negative 999999999999999999999999 calories that is! You lose so much calories you die.
I wish for a pie that cannot hurt me, does not kill me, cannot be stolen, has no disgusting ingredients, doesnt make me live forever, and is a delicious apple pie that isnt old, and isnt made out of plastic.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-16
ablu2 Wrote:Granted, its negative calories. Negative 999999999999999999999999 calories that is! You lose so much calories you die.
I wish for a pie that cannot hurt me, does not kill me, cannot be stolen, has no disgusting ingredients, doesnt make me live forever, and is a delicious apple pie that isnt old, and isnt made out of plastic.
Granted. It is the Pie of Immortality, which makes you live beyond your friends, beyond your family, beyond anything you ever remembered, until you beg for death, but cruel fate won't allow it.
I wish for a bright sunny day so I can take a walk without getting rained on.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-16
Granted, but your hit by a car.
I wish for 5
Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-16
Granted. A crazed maniac pulls out a set of bagpipes and attacks you 5 times with it. The 1st 2 hits brek you legs, the next 2 crush your arms, and the last 1 takes your head off
I wish for......a banjo O.o
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-16
Doomira Wrote:Granted. A crazed maniac pulls out a set of bagpipes and attacks you 5 times with it. The 1st 2 hits brek you legs, the next 2 crush your arms, and the last 1 takes your head off
I wish for......a banjo O.o
Granted. The banjo is delivered to you by a dark mysterious man, and when you play it, you are transported to hell, where crazy gibbering devils set your butt on fire and poke at you with small but fashionable pitchforks.
I wish for a DVD player.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Corn - 2008-08-16
Your DVD player is broken, so it can't play DVDs.
I wish I would stop procrasinating.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-16
ClawofBeta Wrote:Your DVD player is broken, so it can't play DVDs.
I wish I would stop procrasinating.
Your wish is granted. You have a great conversation with your friend, and it ends with you guys deciding to go shopping much, much later.
I wish for a bottle of pure natural water.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Acim - 2008-08-16
Granted, you choke on it and die.
I wish to be to lowest level person to solo zakum. without hax and without eye bleeding or death from playing the computer for too long.
Corrupt a wish thread! - wobbufet - 2008-08-16
Acim Wrote:Granted, you choke on it and die.
I wish to be to lowest level person to solo zakum. without hax and without eye bleeding or death from playing the computer for too long.
Granted, you solo it at level 50 but nobody believes you and they mass report you for harassment until you are banned.
I wish I go to sleep now
Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-16
Granted. you go insane and there is no cure for insanity so they put you on sedation for the rest of your life,
I wish for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm-ness
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-17
Doomira Wrote:Granted. you go insane and there is no cure for insanity so they put you on sedation for the rest of your life,
I wish for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm-ness
Your wish for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is granted, and you're reduced to alksdhfwsadhfasdklfadklhgadkj. Good night!
I wish for some nifty iPod accessories.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-17
First: quantact, your wish-corrupting was in-valid, i included in my wish it doesnt make me live forever. You have lost the game.
Granted, but the earphones go in your ears and play really really really really loud and blow up your eardrums.
I wish for a pie that cannot hurt me, does not kill me, cannot be stolen, has no disgusting ingredients, doesnt make me live forever, and is a delicious apple pie that isnt old, and isnt made out of plastic.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-17
Granted, but the pie was an illusion
I wish..........for a pack of gum.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-17
Doomira Wrote:Granted, but the pie was an illusion
I wish..........for a pack of gum.
Granted, but it makes your teeth stick together to the point where you need surgery to open your mouth again.
I wish for a new laptop mouse.
Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-08-17
Granted but instead of a mouse you have a rat with the plague that killed many in europe all those yeas ago.
I wish for a cookie that i wont eat
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-17
z0mgc00k13 Wrote:Granted but instead of a mouse you have a rat with the plague that killed many in europe all those yeas ago.
I wish for a cookie that i wont eat
Granted. You get a cookie that eats you.
I wish for a comfortable pillow.
Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-08-17
Granted but the pillow thinks you're unworthy and runs away and kills itself.
I wish for a cupcake.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-17
z0mgc00k13 Wrote:Granted but the pillow thinks you're unworthy and runs away and kills itself.
I wish for a cupcake.
Granted but it's high in superfat and supercholesterol.
I wish for a boombox to carry around the street with me.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Gabe - 2008-08-17
Quantact Wrote:Granted but it's high in superfat and supercholesterol.
I wish for a boombox to carry around the street with me.
granted but you're playing gangsta rap on the boombox, there are some metalheads in the corner and they beat the pineapple out of you.
i wish for a good morning fap
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-08-17
Granted, but unknown to you, the football team is watching.
I wish for MORE pie/to know what word, when filtered, becomes "firetruck". D: