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Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-14

Granted.

























Your dead because I have no idea what you asked for.

I wish the letter &


Corrupt a wish thread! - Forte - 2008-08-14

Milelke Wrote:Granted.

Your dead because I have no idea what you asked for.

I wish the letter &

Granted. But the IRS impounds it and fines you a million dollars for inappropriate use of "your". The next day your letter is auctioned off.

I wish for lulz.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Cardboardsnail - 2008-08-14

Granted. You are now dead due to joker gas.

I wish the internet would explode


Corrupt a wish thread! - Forte - 2008-08-14

Cardboardsnail Wrote:Granted. You are now dead due to joker gas.

I wish the internet would explode

Granted. Due to you being in close proximity to the internet you are now dead.

I wish for Shadowers to be the strongest 4th job class.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-14

granted all classes have been removed from but WKs AMs BMs and shadowers Smile
i wish for another plasma screen tv but its indestructable and a helmet so it cant fall on my head Smile


Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-08-14

Granted but the TV has no plugs, solar energy, wind power, nor any other energy sources.

I wish for his TV to never work EVER.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-14

Granted, but he just buys another T.V

I wish for the letter ^


Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-14

Granted, you go ^ really really ^ you go outside earths atmosphere into space and thus are dead.

I wish for a pie that is non-poisonous, non-chokable, non-explosive, has no disgusting ingredients, someone doesnt smash it in my face, it does fall on me, I do not get harmed in any way, non-stealable apple pie.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-14

Granted but the pie is 4 monthes old and isnt gross if ur desperately hungry
I wish more another tv thats indestrusctable, works, and wont ending up killing me Smile oh yea and lets make it a 90 inch plasma Smile


Corrupt a wish thread! - Acim - 2008-08-14

ablu2 Wrote:I wish for a pie that is non-poisonous, non-chokable, non-explosive, has no disgusting ingredients, someone doesnt smash it in my face, it does fall on me, I do not get harmed in any way, non-stealable apple pie.

Granted. Then you just live forever and get bored. Or you die, because death isn't harmful.

@Doomira: Granted. Then it breaks. (it did work, for a few seconds)

Me? I wish my dad doesn't make me go to the beach tomorrow, so I can lolgrind to 50.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-14

granted tonight your dad will pull out a chainsaw and slaughter you while you are in bed
I wish for an endless supply of nonfatal operating tvs Smile


Corrupt a wish thread! - Acim - 2008-08-14

Granted. TVS is the new AIDS. Tongue

I wish I had NX.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-14

granted but ur account gets banned for "fraud nx"
i dont wish for a tv (lol that means i get a tv right Smile)


Corrupt a wish thread! - Forte - 2008-08-14

Doomira Wrote:granted but ur account gets banned for "fraud nx"
i dont wish for a tv (lol that means i get a tv right Smile)

Granted.

You have to kiss the ugliest girl you know instead.

I wish for epic lulz.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-14

Forte Wrote:I wish for epic lulz.

Your wish is granted, but the next morning you get taken away to Guantanamo by the partyvan.

I wish for a good night's sleep.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-14

Granted a crazed maniac will soon drive a knife through your neck putting you to "sleep" forever

Hmmm these tvs are too defective i wish for an iphone


Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-15

Granted, but it brakes within a millisecond.

I wish for for


Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-15

Milelke Wrote:Granted, but it brakes within a millisecond.

I wish for for

Your wish for nothing is granted, and you are reduced to... nothing. By Cell chargin' mah lazer.

I wish for 28 hours instead of 24 to do my pomegranate.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Doomira - 2008-08-15

Granted but the school day has been changed to 13 hrs

OMG EVERYTHING BREAKS! so this time ill wish for something soft. I wish for.........a beanbag chair


Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-15

Your wish is granted, but the beanbag chair is actually a portal to the Twilight Zone, so instead of sitting in comfort you float around in limbo with cheesy music playing.

I wish for a high quality writing utensil.