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Corrupt a wish thread! - Cactuar - 2008-08-12
Granted. You have better friends. Of course, "better" is going by a masochist's definition so they torture and tease you every day until you finally end your life out of sheer depression.
I wish I could say Candle Jack without getting kidnapp-
Corrupt a wish thread! - Cheesecake - 2008-08-12
surprise butt secks.....it gets you everytime.....
i wish there was a way to prevent surprise butt secks... ;-;
Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-08-12
Granted but before there is a radar built in everyone's head, surprise-butt-sex strikes you 50 times a day.
I wish for ludibrium to be named legoland.
Corrupt a wish thread! - revansithasasin - 2008-08-12
granted, but lego sues nexon for copyright infringement and has ms shut down forever, removing all traces from the interwebs.
i wish for a wish that is incorruptible and i speak it so fast no one could do anything to me before it happened.
Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-08-12
Granted, I got a tape recorder and i recorded all of it, you said "I wish for death to myself." GRANTED
*waves a magical wand**twinkle twinkle*
I wish for some one to wish for me.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-12
Granted, i wish for you.
I wish for a meteor to fall on z0mg.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-08-12
Granted, but it was a meteorite. Get it? Get it? Probably not.
I wish for the next person not to double post.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-13
Granted, I slap you for thinking i would dbl post.
I wish the poster below my doesnt post for 24 hours.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-13
Not Granted.
I wish for 1 particle of dust.
Corrupt a wish thread! - RahlsSoldier - 2008-08-13
Granted, unfortunately this dust is very poisonous and lands in your next meal.
I wish I had a pimped out blue bicycle.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-08-13
Granted. It's a pimp.
I wish for the next wish to grant my current wish and not possibly not corrupt the wish also.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Acim - 2008-08-13
Erm, granted, but then you die from confusing yourself...? lolbraintumor
I wish my skin color was green.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-08-13
Acim Wrote:Erm, granted, but then you die from confusing yourself...? lolbraintumor
I wish my skin color was green.
Granted. Your skin is infected by a deadly bacteria that turns your skin green.
I wish I could actually do this:
Corrupt a wish thread! - GoogleSearch - 2008-08-13
Granted, you just got kicked in the balls [and/or vagina... like REALLY FAR UP] and thus you made that face.
I wish I WERE Native American so I could abuse Affirmative Action.
Gosh it has been killing me to see people continue to say "I wish I was". It's I wish I were! It's the subjunctive.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Milelke - 2008-08-13
Granted, you are now Native American, but your the only 91.02% illeterate Naive american, since you're a grammar whore you kill yourself because of your horrible grammar.
I wish for a particle of cheese
Corrupt a wish thread! - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-08-13
Granted but the cheese flew off with the wind.
I wish for 0.59 to have [SIZE="7"]NO[/SIZE] any delays.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Acim - 2008-08-13
Granted, but the whole patch glitches and you get autobanned in some sort of mass hacker thingy, then Nexon sues you for getting yourself autobanned because it's in the ToS and you lose everything and commit suicide.
I wish this thread were closed.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-08-13
Granted, but "Corrupt a wish thread! V2" pops up.
I wish I would post again in this thread.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Acim - 2008-08-13
Granted, but you get called a post hoar, get cyber bullied, and kill yourself.
I wish McDonald's fries had no carbs.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Cheesecake - 2008-08-13
Granted. Now they have crabs, and not the seafood kind.
I wish I had a lobster dinner now :3