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Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Kirov - 2009-02-17
kingdj333 Wrote:Dude I don't even know what half those items are!
Do you own a van by any chance?
Then you wont know that he missed out the gimp mask, leash and nipple clamps!
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - SuGaRnSp1C3 - 2009-02-17
LMAO ahahahaha~! I feel your pain Katie lol. I remember walking in on my parents when they were ACTUALLY in the act. *shutters at the rememberence* Good thing the lights were OFF. lmao Red shiny dildo, well at least it wasn't anal beads~!
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Shidoshi - 2009-02-17
To my luck, it never happened to me. My only proof that my parents have sex is when I found out a book on Kama Sutra...
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-17
SuGaRnSp1C3 Wrote:LMAO ahahahaha~! I feel your pain Katie lol. I remember walking in on my parents when they were ACTUALLY in the act. *shutters at the rememberence* Good thing the lights were OFF. lmao Red shiny dildo, well at least it wasn't anal beads~!
I've walked in on them before because they were dumb enough to keep the door unlocked. I was 16 and scared for life. As I sleep downstair's in the basement apartment, I can hear their headboard banging often. pineapple man. Anal beads ?!?! I woulda thrown the pineapple up on their bed. Seriously. It's sad when 60 yr olds get more sex than I do. =(
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - xLeviathan - 2009-02-17
Kirov Wrote:Then you wont know that he missed out the gimp mask, leash and nipple clamps!
I can see it now. But what the hell does a male chastity belt...what? XD
I've seen some pretty. Er. Fun-looking female ones. Now improved with sharp metal teeth all around.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-17
DitOwnsYou Wrote:
I can see it now. But what the hell does a male chastity belt...what? XD
I've seen some pretty. Er. Fun-looking female ones. Now improved with sharp metal teeth all around.
I'd totally post a pic but I'm sure it would get deleted since some people can't handle mature content =) But yea, google is your friend!!
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Beaner - 2009-02-17
Shidoshi Wrote:To my luck, it never happened to me. My only proof that my parents have sex is when I found out a book on Kama Sutra...
actually you yourself is better proof than a book. they had wild wet sex to make you fyi
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - xLeviathan - 2009-02-17
Katie Wrote:I'd totally post a pic but I'm sure it would get deleted since some people can't handle mature content =) But yea, google is your friend!!
The scars.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Five Second Pose - 2009-02-17
Shidoshi Wrote:My only proof that my parents have sex is when I found out a book on Kama Sutra...
Um, you being able to post that is proof of it too...
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Shidoshi - 2009-02-18
XBish Wrote:actually you yourself is better proof than a book. they had wild wet sex to make you fyi
yeah, but this one was 20 years ago. The book I saw much more recently.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-26
So, today my dad calls me and tells me to run over to the house and get something for him. He said it was in his nightstand in the bottom drawer. I open it up and.......
2 DILDO'S. FUUUUCK.
I said "Uhhhh dad." and all he said was "Oooopsy".
I hung up the phone and cried.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Berzerk - 2009-02-26
Omg. T_T Why do they do this to you. D:
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - IllegallySane - 2009-02-26
Hey Katie: Drippy Dragon.
I'm gonna have a hard time unseeing that, and I bet you'll have an even harder time unseeing.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Beaner - 2009-02-26
i think they want you to join in the fun.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-26
XBish Wrote:i think they want you to join in the fun.
Oh god. That is DISGUSTING.
afk crying.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Combattente - 2009-02-26
If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a pair of.. RED GOGGLES!!!!
Oh, wait, no.. they do nothing..