Santa doesn't exist

the code is APPLE

the camerlango behind it all

Kaim, Sarah, Gongora, Ming, and Seth are all from another planet.
Jacknife dies.
B-Company steals some of the gold.
Kairi gets sent back to the island, while Sora, Donald, and Goofy keep looking for Mickey.
St. Jimmy is a part of Jesus of Suburbia's mind.
Team USA beats the Soviets.
The Axis lose WWII.
Harvey Dent is Two-face.
Batman never finds his throat lozengers.

Edward marries Bella then Bella becomes pregnant and the baby eats here from the inside.

Voldemort Kills Snape
Dumbledore Dies
Fred Dies
Prof. Moody Dies
Prof. Lupin Dies
Dopey(sp?) Dies
Snape wasn't really evil
Harry Kills Voldemort
Mrs. Weasly kills Belatrix
Lupin's wife or w.e dies

Pikachu with Light ball > Any Raichu

Bowser dies at the end of Super Mario Galaxy, then is returned to the castle gates alive again.
Dark Gaia takes away Sonic's lyncanthropcy.
A shark ate the $1,000,000 briefcase in Total Drama Island.
The red pill is crack.
Tabuu is defeated when Sonic destroys his wings.
The Purpose make Neo want to kick Mr. Smith's pineapple.
Edward of Twilight dies of chick-flick-itis.
The call came from inside the house.
Dray and Rizzo pass the test.
Sponebob gets the crown and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton.
Link stabs Ganondorf in the brain, killing him once more.
The snakes are on the plane.
Robot Chicken gets cancelled after the killing spree. Again.
Jimmy Neutron teams up with the rest of Retroville to save them, and their parents, from the aliens.
Otis fights off the coyotes with his friends, and saves the barnyard.
The Spartans dine in hell.
Every Burnout game ends when every car is destroyed.
Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader, who is Luke Skywalker's father.
Every Tony Hawk game ends with a trophy after you shred 1,000 miles, and get millions of points after hours wasted.
Calculon shot his evil half brother for sleeping with his wife.
The tentacles are "genticles".
Halo 3 ends after Master Chief escapes with Cortana, and was presumed dead after not coming back.
Master Chief's name was John.
Andy Milonockis has bees on his head, but don't call him a bee head. He also has peas on his head. Don't call him a peahead.
Miley Cyrus pineappled Justin Timberlake.
Every Olsen twins movie involves saving the world with 2 guys who fall in love with them after 5 seconds.
The little girl was "The One", not Neo.
Fry and Leela get married in a time skip.
Sonic 06 has no ending. Well, no real worthwhile ending anyway.
Sasuke beats Naruto in the "final battle". His Chidori blew Naruto away in the ball of energy.
Futurama gets cancelled by Fox by a mistake.
The Erazor Djinn is wished back into the lamp by Sonic.
The Rabbids run the television stations for all eternity.
Ernest Green, and the gang, get to stay at the white high school after the racial revolts and corrupted people.
Cats and rabbits can now love each other without hatred, meaning that Doko and the girl don't go to Paradise.
Chip is actually Light Gaia, Dark Gaia's opposite.
Sonic gets a super form with the sword in hand.
Shadow, or one of his androids, die at the end of Sonic Adventure 2.
Princess Toadstool is in the 8th castle. The others are filled with Toads.
Doing a barrelroll reflects oncoming shots.
Captain Falcon punches Black Shadow in a dramatic fight sequence with an epic song, which kills both of them.
The lazar is fired.
Po is the Dragon Warrior, and saves China from the other menace, whose name I forgot.
Magatia is based upon Full Metal Alchemist, and Romeo and Juliet.
Ed and Al never really find the Philosopher's Stone.
Sonic Unleashed places are based upon reallife places.
The Gaia temples are actually giant fighting Collosus parts.
Sonic can go Super Sonic. The problem's chronic.
All of the Animal Crossing games have no ending.
Chaos was never evil.
Mephiles tricked Silver into killing Sonic, which didn't work. So Mephiles kills Sonic!
Superjail ends with a time paradox, leading back to the 1st episode.
Every Pokemon game ends with 8 badges, and beating the dumb champion. HAPPY NOW!?
Manbearpig lives in Imaginationland, which is saved by Butters.
The PS3 gets close to beating the 360, but falls short. Both never beat the Wii, regardless of their crummy 3rd party titles.
Noah's ark survives 40 days and 40 nights of torrential rain, saving many animals.
Super64 suckerpunched Killa7 at the end of Smashtasm's first season.
Superman "dies" to the Doomsday project, but is revived again.
Bob placed an exploding pumpkin, ruining Iris' party.
The step brothers never lost their dinosaurs.
The black guy in Tropic Thunder is actually Australian.

Naruto dies. Believe it.

Fiel is overthrown by Issac and Issac keeps him in a chest and has Paul type for public SP appearances.

Caboose and Sheila kill Church

V dies and blows up parliament.

The answer to everything is 42
Hitler dies
Cooke and Mack and Kaim's grandchildren, which means that they are Sarah's grandchildren, and their mom, who is Kaim and Sarah's daughter, dies in disc one.
You finally get the Burnout License in Burnout Paradise with basically no ending, only to realise that you need to beat 120 more events to get the Burnout Elite license.
You will eventually die.

You're Revan.
Kreia is actually Darth Treya
Rush isn't really related to Irina.
Raelag is really Agrael.
Bruce Willis has been dead the whole movie.
Goose dies.

L dies

Fei is Id
(kudos to those that know the game this applies to)