Quantact Wrote:This guide is flawed.

Think of all the men you've met, and how intricate and complex their personalities are. Women are probably even more complicated because their hormones can severely alter their mood. Moreover, a person can change his reaction given how he is treated. Most people would classify me as a guy that is good to girls, but one of my gfs was a psycho and a golddigger, so by the end I was screaming and abusive. It has been said that even the sweetest girl can become a peach depending on the level of abuse you heap on her. Finally, AGE changes people. I am 27, I am very different now than I was at 18. Similarly, a lot of girls, (I daresay most,) will change what they look for in a man, and will change themselves as they age. Jeannie in Forrest Gump was perfectly portrayed: she did heaps of crazy pomegranate, but at the end of the movie she's a stable mother; her past caught up to her in the form of AIDS, but many people, (including some of our parents,) will never reveal their crazy youth to us.

So, a person is not a certain type, he is what he is depending on circumstances the moment in which you catch him. Nasty people can be nice, (to certain people or at certain times,) and nice people sometimes act like assholes. The "types" portrayed in this guide are mainly useful as a regional or national indicator. The football-cheerleader culture of the South has some imitations in other places, but the WAY it exists is peculiar to them. And honestly, and thankfully, I've never met a father in the North who upon meeting me threatened my life if I mistreat his daughter, (this is standard in Texas.)

Let's leave the generalizations for anthropologists and sociologists, people. You cannot classify a gender in a few paragraphs. Men trying to make sense of general feminine behavior drive themselves insane, and even most women I've met can't explain a bunch of it, even if they identify with it.

No, I really don't feel like arguing this point. Books have been written by men trying to explain women, and women trying to explain men. It'll never become clear. Why? Friedrich Nietzche, ironically a huge mysoginist, put it best: "The same emotions in women and men are, however, different in tempo; therefore, men and women never cease to misunderstand one another."

bubjub45 Wrote:To all da peepahz that is gettins mad about this, it wasnt meant that seriously. me(brian) and branflakes(maspan) made this as a response to our friend kayley's post on basil about different types of boys. Its true, most girls are compilations of these things, but admit it, there are a lot of girls who fit into these quite snuggly. And if you were offended by this, go off and cry in a corner, because you obviously take things people say waaaaayyy to seriously. but for those of you who get what we were gettin at, we salute you. but to the haters, suck on it, two times t("t)


btw, my boo is a princess/stoner/nurse. yes, it works quite well. Shes wild and loves gettin baked, but still is a bit of a girly girl. and she always takes care of me

xXiris Wrote:LF>Hot azn girls category

xXiris Wrote:LF>Hot azn girls category

TehMatt Wrote:You should definately add the "Cum dumpster"

This girl has sex every waking moment of her life. She is a whore. It doesn't matter who you are if you can have sex then she will do it with you. Intoxicated or sober it doesn't matter. Can't hold a relationship at all. Don't get tricked into being with them because in all honesty they probably have every incurable STD. Don't stoop to their level. She isn'y exactly the stoner/rocker because she could care less about drugs/music. All she wants is to have someone in her pants at all times.

MasPan Wrote:To be honest, I'm trying to keep this from being overtly insulting, so I probably won't add it, although I have indeed met this kind of person.

MasPan Wrote:Cute Japanese Girls
Often seen wearing sailor schoolgirl outfits. Usually have several keychains with small, cartoony animals (or monsters) on their backpacks, big eyes, big smiles. Love anything small (they are "kawaii") and tend to have weird powers of seduction. Take caution, as the more perverse groups of older men will often lust for them. They make a good match with people who have a lot of small things, have an immense appreciation for cute little monsters...

MasPan Wrote:...and prefer cats over dogs.

FelixTM Wrote:Every HUMAN should be like this! Best character trait a person can have!

MasPan Wrote:To be honest, I'm trying to keep this from being overtly insulting, so I probably won't add it, although I have indeed met this kind of person.

Opeth Wrote:Pfft. Cats dont really care about you. At least a dog will try to defend you and is loyal. First sign of danger, your cat will run away.

TehMatt Wrote:I implore you to reconsider! Dogs over cats... Cats are evil creatures. Wow this post is offtopic.

FelixTM Wrote:It's people like you two that are EVIL CREATURES! Frickin' dog lovers! ??? Cats are the most amazing animal on this planet! House cats are sooo awesome! Whenever I'm back home, I snuggle with my two amazing kitties all the time. ;_; So soft and cuddly and they purr so cute...asdljs And their fluffy tails that they always raise up for you to pet! Fluffy kitties are the best. THE BEST. Cat hair all over my clothes is a STATEMENT. I'm not even being sarcastic here guys. Cats... I love them so much.

Yeah there's mean, dumb kitties, too, but that's because they haven't been raised in a loving environment. Anything is like that, even humans! Dogs can be way more evil than cats can be. Dogs are just SO stupid. Yeah yeah, they can be trained. WOO HOO. Most dogs are so retarded...just watch them sometimes. And they're MUCH harder to train than kitty cats. Cats just KNOW to use their litter box. Frickin' dogs are like, "Hurrr...floor is spot to PEE and POOP. HURRR!" AND cats clean themselves. YEAH. I KNOW. They're always clean and preetttyyy and soft. Dogs are nasty and disgusting smelling. Sick.

And let's not get started on the eye comparison! Cat eyes are the most incredible eyes EVER. Dog eyes are like stupid wannabe attention whores, always looking all black and pouty (and stupid).

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Oh! And Mr. Opeth, who cares? Cats are the smart ones. Dogs are just asking to be hurt or KILLED. If something is dangerous, get away from it! Kitties know when to pick a fight.