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If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Mazz - 2014-04-28

ShinkuDragon Wrote:the only stuffed thing here is me

of meat.

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If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Invulgo - 2014-04-28

Moonlapse Wrote:How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

Buy and eat a pudding without gelatin? Problem solved.

#pescitarian


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - holycow - 2014-04-28

ShinkuDragon Wrote:iyou pin mazz, i'll get the cow and the grill.

leave the cows alone damn it


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - ShinkuDragon - 2014-04-28

holycow Wrote:leave the cows alone damn it

after i'm done eating them.


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - KhainiWest - 2014-04-28

holycow Wrote:leave the cows alone damn it

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Look even an onion ring is over this hamburgers head. It's destiny


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - holycow - 2014-04-28

KhainiWest Wrote:[Image: avatar5063_1.gif]

Look even an onion ring is over this hamburgers head. It's destiny

pretty sure that's a circular light bulb


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Words - 2014-04-28

holycow Wrote:pretty sure that's a circular light bulb

Yummmm tasty


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Five Second Pose - 2014-04-28

Mazz Wrote:reporting in

how are you saving the animals if you're eating all their food


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Mazz - 2014-04-28

Five Second Pose Wrote:how are you saving the animals if you're eating all their food

you have just convinced me to give up vegetarianism


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - ShinkuDragon - 2014-04-28

Mazz Wrote:you have just convinced me to give up vegetarianism

have a heart, eat a rock


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Nion - 2014-04-28

xparasite9 Wrote:If Ghandi was such a good guy why was he BFFs with Hitler

Have you played Civilization?


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Sega - 2014-04-28

YOU, YES YOU, STAND STILL LADDIE


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - KhainiWest - 2014-04-29

IllegallySane Wrote:Alternatively it annoys me when people don't like vegetables like they're 5 years old, as an adult. Enjoy your early heart disease, obesity, and bad bowel movements. This irked me especially when the person in question is half Chinese but eats as an overweight American.

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and ate the epitome of a balance diet. He was the epitome of healthy up until the day he committed suicide


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Mute - 2014-04-29

KhainiWest Wrote:I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and ate the epitome of a balance diet. He was the epitome of healthy up until the day he committed suicide

I knew a guy who always complained about being cold. I said offhandedly he should set himself on fire. He was warm for the rest of his life.


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - KhainiWest - 2014-04-29

Mute Wrote:I knew a guy who always complained about being cold. I said offhandedly he should set himself on fire. He was warm for the rest of his life.

I knew a guy who always complained about being to warm, I slit his throat and he had the chills for the rest of his life.


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - Mute - 2014-04-29

KhainiWest Wrote:I knew a guy who always complained about being to warm, I slit his throat and he had the chills for the rest of his life.

I once knew a guy who always complained about being hyper. I beat him over the head with a bat, he was calm for the rest of his life.


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - KhainiWest - 2014-04-29

Mute Wrote:I once knew a guy who always complained about being hyper. I beat him over the head with a bat, he was calm for the rest of his life.

I once knew a guy who complained about always being in the friendzone, so I hooked him up with a serial killer, he was loved for the rest of his life.


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - IllegallySane - 2014-04-30

KhainiWest Wrote:I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and ate the epitome of a balance diet. He was the epitome of healthy up until the day he committed suicide

I can hardly call him healthy when said 1/2 Chinese guy is teetering between grossly overweight and obese, weighs over 300 pounds (which you can guess is mostly in fat), and has a pretty shi'tty constitution (gets seasick, never seen him run, fiber is apparently a light form of laxatives to him, back pains after a couple hours if he doesn't rest his back on something). If he was fit, or at least had a more normal body, I wouldn't even get annoyed about it. He doesn't have that Asian metabolism, and sure as hell has never had an Asian diet. He's a disgrace to the Master Asia race.

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If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - KhainiWest - 2014-04-30

IllegallySane Wrote:I can hardly call him healthy when said 1/2 Chinese guy is teetering between grossly overweight and obese, weighs over 300 pounds (which you can guess is mostly in fat), and has a pretty shi'tty constitution (gets seasick, never seen him run, fiber is apparently a light form of laxatives to him, back pains after a couple hours if he doesn't rest his back on something). If he was fit, or at least had a more normal body, I wouldn't even get annoyed about it. He doesn't have that Asian metabolism, and sure as hell has never had an Asian diet. He's a disgrace to the Master Asia race.

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I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THIS DELICIOUS BEEF I'M CHEWING, MHMHMHM


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! - IllegallySane - 2014-04-30

KhainiWest Wrote:I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THIS DELICIOUS BEEF I'M CHEWING, MHMHMHM

Oh you, I love beef. And pork, chicken, fish, deer, rabbit, scallops, lamb, duck. GOTTA GET THAT BALANCE OF FOOD THO. HARMONY AND ALL THAT.