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Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle during day out in Essex - KhainiWest - 2014-02-18
Polantaris Wrote:She looks like boobs with a body attached, so I think she failed miserably.
I think they just wanted a story to talk about her breast implants, and somehow edged a puddle into that discussion.
"Ms.Goodger! You just narrowly avoided that puddle! How do your breasts feel?"
"BODY FOUND, BREASTS USED AS RAFT TO CROSS DANGEROUS RAPIDS, BOUNCED OFF WATERFALL, OTTERS STUNNED, SAY CHILDREN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BEAVERS CONTINUE BUILDING DAM, APPARENTLY LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY AGES AGO"
Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle during day out in Essex - Jazeon - 2014-02-18
Take note everyone, this is how really you get tons of readers for your column.
Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle during day out in Essex - Niernen - 2014-02-18
Watched others not paying attention to where they were walking and stepping into 4-5 inch puddles last night. It was amusing to see some people's startled reactions.