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Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Flonne - 2012-09-26
Rayquaza2233 Wrote:Who the hell's the last one?
Ikaros, aka the most boring girl from that series. His avatar is my favorite from that series, though.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Celan - 2012-09-26
Is it ironic that I first read this after my crush rejected me indirectly? ._.
It was cretainly cheering up my mood. /ofcourseitsironic
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Satellite - 2012-09-26
DrRusty Wrote:After using reading and using my own guide, I hooked up with the following hot b*tchesOnly believe the last one.
Spoiler
![[Image: Scarlett__Johansson%20(7)_zpsea500276.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/Scarlett__Johansson%20(7)_zpsea500276.jpg)
![[Image: rachel-mcadams-90881_zps1156441f.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/rachel-mcadams-90881_zps1156441f.jpg)
![[Image: meganfox1_zps48fb2290.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/meganfox1_zps48fb2290.jpg)
![[Image: ikaros_zps54238dd0.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/ikaros_zps54238dd0.jpg)
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Flonne - 2012-09-26
Satellite Wrote:Only believe the last one.
Not exactly a huge problem, since none of them but the last one are even remotely attractive!
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Loose - 2012-09-26
Smooth Criminal Wrote:Khoi did this exact thread way better than you.The one with the flow chart?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Dusk - 2012-09-26
Flonne Wrote:Not exactly a huge problem, since none of them but the last one are even remotely attractive!
Uh ... right. Okay.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - KhainiWest - 2012-09-26
Dusk Wrote:Uh ... right. Okay.
hey babe, I notice your DP, and you're one fine figured marsupial, I assume you like sports with those mad hops. Maybe you'll like to join my all season basketball ticket, that I happen to have left over. Maybe afterwards we get a good view of that pouch?
Spoiler
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Dusk - 2012-09-26
Wallabies can't play basketball. You see these stubby arms?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - KhainiWest - 2012-09-26
Those mad hops lead to dunks, like dunkaroos, you really gonna try to challenge the legitimacy of dunkaroos?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Dusk - 2012-09-26
Unfortunately, cookies are a lot easier to dunk than basketballs.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Felicitates - 2012-09-26
I approve of this thread.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Corn - 2012-09-26
Loose Wrote:The one with the flow chart?
Oh man it would be great if anyone could dig that up.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Imitazion - 2012-09-26
being able to cook is all you need
look however you want and be able to put up some gourmet pomegranate
instalaid
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Flonne - 2012-09-26
Imitazion Wrote:being able to cook is all you need
look however you want and be able to put up some gourmet pomegranate
instalaid
Ironically, I'm incredibly good at baking desserts.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Imitazion - 2012-09-26
Flonne Wrote:Ironically, I'm incredibly good at baking desserts.baking desserts is not enough though, you need to whip up some bisque homard as an entry, some mustard-sesame crusted lamb crown with a crispy pommes galette as the main and a beautiful glace to go with hit, then top it off with a beautiful butterbisquit icecream with pistaccio(?) crumble and shimmi'd strawberries.
stuff like that
no offense but a chocolate brownie won't get you laid
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Flonne - 2012-09-26
Imitazion Wrote:no offense but a chocolate brownie won't get you laid
It's not like I use premixes or something, I make them by hand; I'm good enough with it that I can make decent meringue cookies, which, if you don't cook them perfectly they fall apart on the touch, burn to a crisp, or never rise to begin with. I don't really make stuff like cakes or pies, though.
My favorites are still oatmeal lace and/or molasses, though; sometimes, simple is best! Speaking of, December is coming, which is the month everyone in this family bakes tons of desserts, like seriously, stupid amounts (my house makes about 30-40 dozen cookies, grandmother makes a ton of pies and stuff, other people handle cakes, others handle hard candies like peanut brittle et cetera), so I'm generally closing in on diabetes from mid December until the end of January because it's impossible to eat it all. It's a good thing I rarely eat anything else and still have a decent metabolism even though I don't move around ANY during my waking hours, otherwise I would be a landwhale and not a stick.
And, I know women don't necessarily enjoy sweets, that's not why I called it ironic, heh.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Corn - 2012-09-26
HEY I FOUND HOW KHOI HITS WOMEN.
![[Image: 2h3bo95.png]](http://i48.tinypic.com/2h3bo95.png)
![[Image: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-1.jpg]](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/KGM/LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-1.jpg)
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Felicitates - 2012-09-27
Imitazion Wrote:baking desserts is not enough though, you need to whip up some bisque homard as an entry, some mustard-sesame crusted lamb crown with a crispy pommes galette as the main and a beautiful glace to go with hit, then top it off with a beautiful butterbisquit icecream with pistaccio(?) crumble and shimmi'd strawberries.
stuff like that
no offense but a chocolate brownie won't get you laid
... drool.
Also, LOL I REMEMBER THAT ^^
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[/URL]No but seriously, its more a novel about the writer's funny experiences in becoming a pick-up artist. It's more about him gaining self-confidence and sleeping with women. ... promise its not creepy. Read the reviews /ramble.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - CrazyForDex - 2012-09-28
[MENTION=846]Corn[/MENTION];
I didn't get the reference to that guide thang, but still found it pretty amusing, especially the bottom half.
Btw, I'm very amazed this thread is still going....
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Corn - 2012-09-28
CrazyForDex Wrote:[MENTION=846]Corn[/MENTION];
I didn't get the reference to that guide thang, but still found it pretty amusing, especially the bottom half.
Btw, I'm very amazed this thread is still going....
Young one, you signed up here about 3 years late to get the reference.